Dick Figures
(2010)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 5
Figured Out
Episode 11 - 3-26-2014
3m
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
8.9/10
Haven't Seen
Happy Birthdump
Episode 10 - 6-26-2014
3m
Red and Blue suffer food poisoning from a Mexican restaurant. After Blue's car is stolen, they must make their long journey home to the toilet before it's too late...
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Chick Figures
Episode 9 - 6-12-2014
3m
Dick Figures from a female perspective. Lavender and Scarlett head to Salmon's party, with both intent on making love.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Trash God
Episode 8 - 5-29-2014
4m
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size, where Red becomes a "Trash God".
7/10Haven't Seen
Das Vidiamond
Episode 7 - 5-15-2014
3m
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob, who threaten to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! A series of blackout flash-backs establish the events of the previous night.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
A Hobbit of Thrones
Episode 6 - 5-01-2014
2m
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better, whilst high on drugs.
7/10Haven't Seen
The Red Planet
Episode 5 - 4-17-2014
3m
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the annoying, and violent, Mars Rover.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Dick Figures: The Movie: The Song
Episode 4 - 4-03-2014
2m
The music video for the ending credits theme of Dick Figures: The Movie.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Snowjob
Episode 3 - 9-10-2013
2m
A freak snowstorm causes a power outage and freezes Red into a life-size snowman. Blue and Pink must thaw him out, and to make matters worse, he needs the toilet...
8.3/10Haven't Seen
Hardcore Chore
Episode 2 - 9-03-2013
2m
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
8.7/10Haven't Seen
GTA Pacific Grim
Episode 1 - 8-27-2013
2m
Red and Blue play the new videogame, GTA: Pacific Grim, unaware that the characters they're controlling might just be real...
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Season 4
Robot Frog
Episode 10 - 8-01-2012
2m
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.
7/10Haven't Seen
The Fart Knight Rises
Episode 9 - 7-12-2012
3m
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
9.1/10Haven't Seen
Ballad of Lord Tourettes
Episode 8 - 7-05-2012
2m
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Freshman 15
Episode 7 - 6-28-2012
2m
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
8/10Haven't Seen
The Red Devil
Episode 6 - 6-14-2012
2m
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
8.3/10Haven't Seen
First Day of Cool
Episode 5 - 5-31-2012
4m
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
8.6/10Haven't Seen
Ocho Muerte
Episode 4 - 5-17-2012
2m
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Taco Tuesday
Episode 3 - 5-03-2012
2m
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Pussy Magnet
Episode 2 - 4-19-2012
2m
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Losing Streakers
Episode 1 - 4-05-2012
2m
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Season 3
Kung Fu Winners
Episode 10 - 1-26-2012
5m
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Pleasure Cruise
Episode 9 - 1-12-2012
3m
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
Brain Switch
Episode 8 - 12-29-2011
2m
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
Episode 7 - 12-15-2011
3m
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
8/10Haven't Seen
Zeusbag
Episode 6 - 12-01-2011
3m
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Planet Asshole
Episode 5 - 11-17-2011
3m
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Modern Flame War 3
Episode 4 - 11-03-2011
4m
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
8.6/10Haven't Seen
Terminate-Her
Episode 3 - 10-20-2011
3m
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Real Dudes Bros Night Man
Episode 2 - 10-06-2011
3m
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
Episode 1 - 9-22-2011
4m
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Season 2
Bath Rhymes
Episode 10 - 8-25-2011
4m
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
8.1/10Haven't Seen
We're Cops!
Episode 9 - 8-11-2011
3m
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
8.5/10Haven't Seen
Sex Marks the Spot
Episode 8 - 7-28-2011
3m
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
Y U So Meme?
Episode 7 - 7-14-2011
3m
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Episode 6 - 6-30-2011
2m
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Fang Angels
Episode 5 - 6-16-2011
2m
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Episode 4 - 6-02-2011
2m
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Butt Genie
Episode 3 - 5-19-2011
2m
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Camp Anarchy
Episode 2 - 5-05-2011
2m
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Zombies & Shotguns
Episode 1 - 4-21-2011
2m
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Season 1
Attack of the Pwns
Episode 10 - 3-24-2011
4m
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
8.6/10Haven't Seen
Role Playas
Episode 9 - 3-10-2011
2m
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
8.5/10Haven't Seen
Kitty Amazing
Episode 8 - 2-24-2011
2m
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Trouble Date
Episode 7 - 2-10-2011
2m
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
8.2/10Haven't Seen
OMG
Episode 6 - 1-27-2011
2m
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
Steakosaurus
Episode 5 - 1-13-2011
3m
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
Traffic Jams
Episode 4 - 12-30-2010
1m
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Flame War
Episode 3 - 12-16-2010
3m
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Panda Hat
Episode 2 - 12-02-2010
2m
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
7.6/10Haven't Seen
A Bee or Something
Episode 1 - 11-18-2010
2m
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
7.3/10Buy
Haven't Seen
Top 5 Highest Rated Episodes 9.1/10
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The Fart Knight Rises
Episode 9 - 7-12-2012
3m
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
9.1/10Haven't Seen
Figured Out
Episode 11 - 3-26-2014
3m
An episode looking into the future lives of Red and Blue after the events of Dick Figures: The Movie.
8.9/10Haven't Seen
Hardcore Chore
Episode 2 - 9-03-2013
2m
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores. His method for doing so involves a lot of guns..
8.7/10Haven't Seen
Attack of the Pwns
Episode 10 - 3-24-2011
4m
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
8.6/10Haven't Seen
Modern Flame War 3
Episode 4 - 11-03-2011
4m
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
8.6/10Haven't Seen
