Half in the Bag
(2011)Streaming Episode Guide
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Season 13
The Exorcist: Believer
Episode 12 - 10-09-2023
The power of Christ compels Mike and Jay to see another trash rebootquel cash grab soft-reboot sequel remake. This time, David Gordon Green and Blunhouse have got their dirty, disgusting hands on The Exorcist, one of Jay's favorite movies of all time. Is the movie any good???????? What do you think?????
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The Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular!
Episode 11 - 8-29-2023
Mike and Jay go down one of the most unexpected rabbit holes of all time! It’s the Kyle Gallner Triple Feature Spectacular! Brought to you by Vudu™ and Loot Crate™ and Quaker Oats™! Mike loves Vudu. It’s an interface his rotting, elderly, dementia-ridden brain can comprehend. It’s where he watches his movies and loves to click on the little pictures and see what other movies people have been in. This time, Mike saw that Jay’s old friend Kyle Gallner has been in 3 movies in the past 6 months or so. Mike watched the three most recent films and got a little something out of each one. He wanted to share them with Jay. And then with you, the internet audience. Are these movies destined to be classics decades from now? Probably not. They are lower budgeted quality independent films that make a heartful attempt at something new. Plus they do not have the words Clown, Shark, or Exorcist in the title. Did billions of people go to see them like the Barbie movie? Or Oppenhomie? Nope.
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Oppenheimer and The Hollywood Implosion
Episode 10 - 7-23-2023
Happy Barbenheimer everyone! Watch as these two elderly losers stall for half the video before finally discussing what some are calling the best movie of the year: Oppenheimer! In addition to that, Mike and Jay discuss the ongoing writer and actor strikes as well as its consequences on movies, theaters, streamers, audiences, and most importantly what effect it will have on David Zaslav. Won't someone please think of poor David Zaslav?!
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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
Episode 9 - 7-02-2023
Indiana...let it go.
We had a lot of dumb technical issues when filming this episode. One of our stupid mics stopped working 2 minutes into our discussion but we didn't discover that until after talking about the stupid Indiana Jones movie for 45 minutes so then we had to start the stupid discussion all over again. And for some reason on the second time we shot it, Rich Evans' microphone made him sound extra echo-y because Rich Evans is a sound anomaly. But you can still understand everything we say as we painstakingly go through this boring movie. So just relax and have fun, everybody. Relax and have fun!!! And Happy Birthday, Grimace!
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Fool's Paradise and The Corporate Product Biopic Trend
Episode 8 - 6-16-2023
Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia wrote, directed, and starred in a movie that just came out that you've never heard about! Is this gigantic flop as bad as its Rotten Tomatoes score would suggest? Also WHEN ARE WE GOING TO GET THE RUBIK'S CUBE MOVIE???
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Guardians of the Galaxy Volume 3
Episode 7 - 5-08-2023
The summer movie season is a go! It's time for action! Time for adventure! Time for incorrect aspect ratio projections of a movie that takes up only two thirds of your giant movie theater screen of which you came to see said movie on. It's time to head back to the moopies and check out the final Marvel movie, Guardians of the Galaxy 3!
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Evil Dead Rise
Episode 6 - 4-30-2023
An Irish guy shot the latest installment of an American franchise in New Zealand. It's Evil Dead Rise! The first Evil Dead movie in a decade. Is the new film worth traveling to a disgusting movie theater to see??? Only the idiots that bring their crying infants to a disgustingly violent R-rated movie know for sure!
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Cocaine Bear, Knock at the Cabin, and The Whale
Episode 5 - 3-20-2023
Cocaine Bear! It's that movie that everyone was joking about for about a week and then completely forgot. Jay and Mike talk about it. They also talk about Knock at the Cabin, the latest film from N. Night Shyamalan. It's about a cabin that has a knock at the cabin. They also talk about The Whale, starring Cocaine Bear!
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Snow Falls (2023)
Episode 4 - 2-12-2023
Mike and Jay narrow down some of the worst rated films of 2023 and pick one to watch. It's called Snow Falls and its something someone made that takes place in a large cabin house. Digital snowflakes fall on snowflakes as they gets cold in the film and can't handle basic survival skills or something and they just get too cold because of the film's premise. Someone made a movie and wanted you to watch this movie cause the trailer makes the movie look like it could be fun. It kind of looks like a movie you've seen before. Young people in a cabin and things happen but in this film nothing really happen. It gets cold and they can't leave the cabin, but they really can. I guess the roads are out but no one ever show me that. Why not drive away from cold house? Why not? No one liked this film, but Mike and Jay may talk about it for longer than anyone on Earth. Why did they? Why review this when them could review newer better or more populated films? When?
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Mr. Plinkett Watches Night Court
Episode 3 - 2-01-2023
We watched Night Court.
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2022 Catch-up Part 2
Episode 2 - 1-20-2023
Bodies Bodies Bodies, Fleishman Is In Trouble, Clerks III, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, 1899, TV Comedies, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, The Fabelmans, The Midnight Club, Kevin Can F*** Himself, Bones and All
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2022 Catch-up Part 1
Episode 1 - 1-10-2023
X and Pearl, Smile, Don't Worry Darling, Glass Onion, White Lotus Season 2, The Menu, Triangle of Sadness
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Season 12
Jayus Ex Mikeina
Episode 17 - 11-30-2022
An epic conclusion to a below average story line.
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Barbarian
Episode 16 - 11-15-2022
48m
Nearly two months after the films release, Half in the Bag continues to be the leading YouTube channel for the fastest reviews of new films! It's the time for Jay and Mike to talk about the most talked about movie of 2 months ago, Barbarian! This time Jay and Mike sit down as themselves cause they were too lazy to do their HITB storyline. But what did they think of Blarbberry? Does they liked it? Was it boring? Was it too preachy? Does the monster scared them? Did it have too many plort holes? Or was it different, fresh, inventive and fun? Only the guy who made the boner comedy Miss March could pull off a horror picture with an anti-misogynistic message. Jay usually likes creepy trash so my guess is he liked it. The other one, the fat dumb one probably didn't like it cause he only likes old Star Trek and he should jump off a bridge. - Rich Evans
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Halloween Ends
Episode 15 - 10-19-2022
47m
It is time yet again for evil to die tonight! The online movie discussion world has turned into the angry town mob of Haddonfield with their pitchforks and irons in hand to take aim at Halloween Ends, the third and final film in the David Gordon Green trilogy of Michael Myers movies. Grab your candy corn and Activia and listen to Mike and Jay make you angry for 45 minutes!!!!
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Jurassic World Dominion, Thor: Love and Thunder, Top Gun: Maverick
Episode 14 - 9-26-2022
1h 9m
The time has come! Jets! Dinos! Thors! The internet freaked out when Jay and Mike reviewed a handful of rando indie films they probably haven't heard of. The internet said, "Why does you not talk about The Batman! Or other biggie moopies I seen with my Nanna!? Why you talk about ironic, self-indulgent hipster rubbish?" They all want Jay and Mike to tell them what to think about movies like Top Gum™, Dino World™, and More Marvel™. Then Mike and Jay talk about More Marvel™ and other such big action films and the internet says, "Why doesn't you speak of Barbarian? Why doesn't you go to a dark theater and watch Barbarian and sit next to a creep in a turtle-neck sweater touching himself while he watches Barbarian?" To this we say: WE DO BOTH! This time in Half in the Bag, Mike and Jay talk about three big summer movies in a year without a summer.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Spin Me Round and Nope
Episode 13 - 9-07-2022
49m
There comes a time in every two man's lives when they take a bunch of Glembezza, get super old, do an opening bit that goes on way too long, then watch two films on streaming. That time is then! Jay and Mike talk about two floms they watched weeks ago! Why aren't they talking about movies in the theater? Welp, I looked to see what was playing in the theater and it was: The Muppet Movie from 1974, some kid shit, something called "Honk for Jesus, Jaws from 1977, and some Teen romance film. Yes, the movie theaters are truly dead. They'll fill the screen with literally anything! Why go to a disgusting nightmare-world where you sit in other people's trash to see The Muppet Movie? So Jay and Mike watch two films of very good quality on streaming as they do and review them. Movies truly are magical. Tune in next week when Mike gets an illegal broadcast on his TV by the toynbee tiles guy who is currently broadcasting Clown Doll on all frequencies.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
I Love My Dad, Watcher and Vengeance
Episode 12 - 8-25-2022
44m
There comes a time in two men's lives when they never watch The Batman. That time is now. Instead, these strapping young gentlemeeps watched three films that lay somewhere in the middle of the movie-greatness spectrum. Watcher, I Love My Dad and Vengeance. Three movies you may have heard of or seen available on your streaming servonk. These moopies are entertaining, interesting, lovable and sometimes flawed. But isn't that everyone of we? Does not pirate them. Support filmmakers making something other than Game of Thrones prequels or billion dollar Lord of the Rings prequels or whatever sharts are coming out soon (except for the upcoming 96th season of Ghost Adventures where the gang is sure to find their most compelling evidence yet!) Anyways, watch moopies that make you think. Make you feel scared. Or make you horribly uncomfortable. Everyday doesn't have to be a Tums festival but everyday can be a lovely day where you give a little indie movie a chance.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Prey
Episode 11 - 8-09-2022
45m
Mike and Jay discuss Prey, which is an attempt to reboot the Predator franchise. Not to be confused with The Predator, which was an attempt to reboot the Predator franchise. Or Predators, which was an attempt to reboot the Predator franchise. Fart in a jar.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
The Black Phone
Episode 10 - 7-21-2022
31m
Mike and Jay take a break from binging Mr. Plinkett's prescription pills to talk about a movie called The Black Phone! Not to be confused with The Black Cauldron, which is a completely different object that also happens to be black. The Black Phone stars Ethan Hawke and is directed by Bagul.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Everything Everywhere All At Once
Episode 9 - 7-07-2022
40m
Mike and Jay take a break in between fixing Mr. Plinkett's VCR to review a movie that came out 3 years ago: Everything Everywhere All At Once! I hope everyone has had the chance to finally see this film! WARNING: Video may contain coarse language, smoking, drug use, and Mike talking about Star Trek: The Next Generation.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
2022 Mid-Year Catch-Up Part 2 (Movies)
Episode 8 - 6-03-2022
1h 3m
It's now officially June and the start of Summer! The first half of this year was a pile of crap but Jay and Mike did watch a bunch of movies that they cared so little about they nearly forgot all of them! The magic of the silver screen is back, baby! Mike orders a can of beer from the future! Jay rambles on about the new Robert Egger's Egg. And the posters on the thumbnail DO NOT represent the order in which the movies were talked about. That would have made sense, right? I should have done that from the start. But now that it's made, I'm too lazy to go and fix it because it's a nice day out and I'm going to the beach to swim in my new clown themed unitard.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness
Episode 6 - 5-09-2022
30m
Mike and Jay check out Doctor Strange and the Multiverse of Madness, the latest MCU movie. Yep, another one of those!
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Moonfall
Episode 5 - 4-10-2022
47m
In this latest episode of the post mortem movie show, Jay and Mike take a look at one of the biggest bombs in movie history: MOONFALL! From the director of a bunch of other movies that somehow were popular and successful despite being equally terrible to MOONFALL! Thanks, Roland Emmerich! Your works of art will live on for generations of idiots to come.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Pam and Tommy and Bruce Willis
Episode 4 - 3-20-2022
58m
We're not done talking about Bruce Willis movies! For some reason. Or more specifically, for no reason. There's been two more terrible Bruce Willis movies in just the month since our previous Bruce Willis video so we wanted to get caught up. Also discussed: the Hulu series Pam and Tommy, a good show that you probably don't care about.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
The Bruce Willis Fake Movie Factory
Episode 3 - 2-05-2022
1h 10m
Bruce Willis makes a dozen movies a year and you've never heard of any of them. We thought we'd dive into this strange phenomenon and figure out what's going on, where these things come from, and why they keep getting made.
8/10Haven't Seen
Season 11
The Matrix Resurrections
Episode 15 - 12-31-2021
55m
Mike and Jay take a little break from tracking down the Omega variant infested Mr. Plinkett to talk about an important contribution to cinema: The Matrix: Resurrections. This episode also marks an important milestone. It's the first time Mike only drank one beer instead of 5 or more. His dementia is in full swing though. Watch this elderly fat ass try to form coherent sentences is like watching a manatee jump rope. Jay does a pretty good job talking about the movie though.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Ghostbusters: Afterlife (SPOILERS)
Episode 14 - 11-21-2021
58m
Mike, Jay and Rich Evans talk about the third sequel to the classic perfect comedy film Ghostbusters. If at first you succeed, fail, fail, and fail again! But this one's got kids in it.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Halloween Kills
Episode 13 - 10-21-2021
50m
After learning that their secret camera of Mr. Plinkett is no longer working, Mike and Jay arrive at his house to get those sweet sweet anti-bodies. However, instead of continuing this interesting plot line, Mike and Jay decide to talk about Halloween Kills - a film that's much more realistic and fascinating. It is that spooky, scary and most evil time of the year: October through June! What do Mike and Jay think of this newest Halloween installment? Oh come on, you know...
8/10Haven't Seen
Malignant
Episode 12 - 9-14-2021
49m
From the director of The Conjuring and Insidious and Saw and The Conjuring and The Conjuring, it's...MALIGNANT! The scariest of the year if you're a Warner Brothers executive. Is the entire movie one big joke???? That's not rhetorical; we really don't know.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
Demonic
Episode 11 - 9-02-2021
43m
Mike and Jay watch Nelly Bloomcramp's new film "Demonic" about a lady who uses some kind of motion capture rig to talk to her demon-possessed mother in a coma. Mike continues with his new scheme to steal Mr. Plinkett's blood in a much more compelling story.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
The Suicide Squad
Episode 10 - 8-09-2021
46m
Mike and Jay check out the new movie The Suicide Squad. Not to be confused with Suicide Squad.
8/10Haven't Seen
Black Widow
Episode 9 - 7-14-2021
44m
In Black Widow, Scarlett Johansson is back as Black Widow: the super spy who's here to do super spy stuff. Except not really. There's no spy stuff. She literally just asks her fake mom where the main bad guy is and she tells her and that's about the end of anything spy related. Then she flips around a bunch and her body slams full force into many, many, many hard objects which would result in her breaking every bone in her body if she wasn't made of CGI.
8/10Haven't Seen
Censor
Episode 8 - 6-28-2021
33m
Movie theaters are starting to open back up and long-delayed blockbuster sequels are finally starting to be released like Fast and the Furios 9, A Quiet Place 2, and The Conjuring 3, so naturally Mike and Jay decided to talk about a small, surreal British movie. It's Censor!
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead
Episode 7 - 5-25-2021
44m
Zach Snyder's back! Again! To make both a zombie film AND a heist film, and fails at both. Booooo-urns. Come for the blurry, nauseating cinematography, and stay for the dead pixels.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Half in the Bag vs. Godzilla vs. Kong
Episode 6 - 4-04-2021
41m
Remember Godzilla? Remember King Kong?? Well they're back! Again! Godzilla vs. Kong is a movie with Godzilla and King Kong in it and it's out now and that's the movie.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Half in the Worst: Release the Snyder Cut!
Episode 5 - 3-22-2021
1h 2m
Mike, Jay and Rich Evans talk about the 4 hour long version of The Justice League aka "The Snyder Cut"!
8.3/10Haven't Seen
Half in the Bag: 10 Year Anniversary!
Episode 4 - 2-27-2021
10m
Believe it or not, Half in the Bag has been going for 10 years now. Here's our sad, pathetic celebration!
8/10Haven't Seen
Willy's Wonderland and The Banana Splits Movie
Episode 3 - 2-24-2021
Mike and Jay go down a rabbit hole of shameless rip off movies! Specifically Willy's Wonderland starring Nicolas Cage and The Banana Splits Movie, two films """"""influenced""""" by the premise of the video game Five Nights at Freddy's. Which one will be deemed The Best of the Worst????
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Synchronic, Promising Young Woman, and Psycho Goreman
Episode 2 - 2-07-2021
Mike and Jay use Mr. Plinkett's TV to randomly select streaming movies to watch. What else ya gonna do in quarantine? Are we all still in quarantine? What's happening?
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Wonder Woman 1984
Episode 1 - 1-02-2021
Mike and Jay are back at Mr. Plinkett's house and take advantage of his new 125 inch TV to watch the biggest movie event of two weeks ago, Wonder Woman 1984! The movie that eeeeveryone loves!
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Season 10
Quarantine Catch-up (part 5 of 2)
Episode 14 - 12-12-2020
00:00 - Intro
00:54 - I'm Thinking of Ending Things
08:28 - On The Rocks
13:19 - The New Mutants
15:58 - Moonbase 8
20:14 - The Queen's Gambit
23:08 - Possessor
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Quarantine Catch-up (part 4 of 2)
Episode 13 - 12-07-2020
00:00 - Intro
04:09 - Unhinged
06:46 - Greyhound
11:18 - Streaming TV Shows
17:05 - Antebellum
20:55 - Uncle Frank
26:11 - Belushi
30:00 - Beastie Boys Story
37:03 - Warner Bros 2021 Movies Going to HBO Max
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Borat 2 and The Haunting of Bly Manor
Episode 12 - 11-08-2020
Half in the Bag is back! Since they're not going to the theater to see the 1.5 movies that have actually been released recently, Mike and Jay instead talk about a couple of popular streaming options, the Borat sequel and The Haunting of Bly Manor. RIP Movie Theaters.
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Bill and Ted Face the Music
Episode 11 - 8-31-2020
Mike and Jay face the music and review the new 30-ish years later Bill and Ted sequel. Once again, they are joined by their very special guest, the noisy cricket. That guy just loves sitting in on their discussions!
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Money Plane
Episode 10 - 8-20-2020
Mike and Jay are trapped in the VCR repair shop during the pandemic. Their TV is out and the last thing they watched was the new hit film "Money Plane" directed by Joey Lawrence's kid brother. They talk about it waaaaaaay too long.
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Quarantine Catch-up (part 3 of 2)
Episode 9 - 7-29-2020
Stuck in the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay talk about a bunch of stuff they've watched because they have nothing better to do.
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Vast of Night and Aquaslash
Episode 8 - 7-10-2020
Stuck inside the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay decide to talk about two movies they've seen recently on streaming services because movie theaters are still closed and Hollywood is burning.
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The Assistant and The Wrong Missy
Episode 7 - 6-05-2020
Mike and Jay finally return to work to talk about two movies that didn't have their release dates pushed back a year: The Assistant, a tense and slow drama about workplace harassment, and The Wrong Missy, a tense and slow drama about workplace harassment.
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Neil Breen's 5 Film Retrospective and Rawhead Rex
Episode 6 - 5-25-2020
Well it's come to this. Mike and Jay have nothing better to talk about than a DVD where Neil Breen talks about himself for almost 6 hours and a mostly forgotten 80s movie called Rawhead Rex, written by Clive Barker and shot in Ireland for some reason. Nothing matters anymore.
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Quarantine Catch-up (part 2 of 2)
Episode 5 - 4-25-2020
Still stuck inside, Mike and Jay talk about Gretel & Hansel, Vivarium, and the most anticipated movie of all time, THE BOY 2!!!! Is there ANOTHER boy living in the walls??? Stay tuned to find out!
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Quarantine Catch-up (part 1 of 2)
Episode 4 - 4-19-2020
Stuck inside during a global apocalypse, Mike and Jay decide to discuss some stuff that everyone already talked about months ago. In part 1, they dig into everyone's favorite nightmare meme, Tiger King, as well as The Invisible Man, ironically one of the last big movie to play in theaters before they...disappeared.
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Verotika
Episode 3 - 4-07-2020
Jay and Mike watch Verotika! The embarrassing feature film debut from metal icon Glenn Danzig. So you know what that means... it's time for a quarantine watch party! Invite 100 to 200 of your best friends over to your 500 square foot apartment to all watch it together!!! Close all the windows and pass around the same glass of beer for everyone to share! This film is so terrible you'll rub your eyes in disbelief! You'll laugh so hard you'll cough all over the extra large bowl of pretzels everyone is grabbing from with all their filthy unwashed hands! What a treat! Could this episode have been 10 minutes long? Sure. But why not breath in the same air with all of your sketchy friends in an unventilated room for an hour!
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Blumhouse's Dirty Secret
Episode 2 - 3-16-2020
To avoid being exposed to horrible illness, Mike and Jay stay inside and explore the depths of Hulu that nobody has ever explored before: Blumhouse's Into the Dark, a series of cheap scary movies that are all shot in one location.
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Doctor Sleep and Parasite
Episode 1 - 2-14-2020
Mike and Jay realize there are no newly released movies worth wasting any amount of air on and discuss some recent-ish movies instead! The Academy Award-showered Doctor Sleep, and the box office bomb that nobody saw, Parasite!
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Season 9
The 70-Minute Rise of Skywalker Review
Episode 18 - 12-24-2019
Internet superstar Rich Evans joins Mike and Jay on this very special episode of Half in the Bag. The guys discuss the newest Star Wars film, "The Rise of Skywalker" and attempt to make sense of it in the fairest, most humane way possible.
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2019 Movie Catch-Up! (part 2 of 2)
Episode 17 - 11-24-2019
Paaart 2. Mike and Jay saw a bunch of crappy horror movies this year.
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2019 Movie Catch-Up! (part 1 of 2)
Episode 16 - 11-11-2019
2019 Movie Catch-Up! (part 1 of 2)
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Terminator: Dark Fate: (FULL SPOILERS)
Episode 15 - 11-04-2019
Mike and Jay talk about the 6th (3rd) film in the endlessly failing Terminator franchise.
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Joker
Episode 14 - 10-07-2019
Mike and Jay thought their lives were a comedy but then realized they were a tragedy. So then they saw the Joker movie.
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The Fanatic
Episode 13 - 9-24-2019
Mike and Jay take a deep dive into one of the biggest box office flops of the year, The Fanatic! Starring John Travolta and directed by Limp Bizkit.
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IT Chapter Two
Episode 12 - 9-09-2019
SPOOKY CLOWNS!! BOOOO! SEE THE SPOOKY CLOWN MAKE LOUD NOISE AND BE SCARED AHHHHH!
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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Episode 11 - 8-01-2019
Mike and Jay talk about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, the new film from Quentin Tarantino where people talk a whole lot.
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Comic Con 2019, The Picard Trailer, Streaming Services, and Midsommar
Episode 10 - 6-26-2019
It's a Half in the Bag extravaganza!
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Child's Play (2019)
Episode 9 - 6-24-2019
Mike and Jay saw the new Chucky movie. The reboot. Not the other new Chucky movie that only came out a couple of years ago. It's a different Chucky now. But there's a new Chucky TV series coming out next year as well. That's going to be the original Chucky. The Chucky they're talking about in this video is the new Chucky. There's two Chuckys. For some reason.
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Godzilla: King of the Monsters and Dark Phoenix
Episode 8 - 6-10-2019
It's that time of year again! Time for tentpole franchises to release their latest entries that will get terrible reviews and immediately flop! Movies are magical!
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Under the Silver Lake
Episode 7 - 5-17-2019
Mike and Jay talk about Under the Silver Lake, which isn't Detective Pikachu.
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Avengers: Endgame
Episode 6 - 4-28-2019
It's the new Avengers movie. You're gonna see it.
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Shazam!
Episode 5 - 4-08-2019
SHAZAM!
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Us and Paddleton
Episode 4 - 3-27-2019
Mike and Jay talk about Us, the biggest movie at the box office and the highest opening for an original horror film ever. They also talk about Paddleton, a movie that didn't get a theatrical release and that you've never heard of.
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Captain Marvel
Episode 3 - 3-11-2019
Yes. We know.
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Glass
Episode 2 - 1-22-2019
M. Night Shyamalan made another movie. This one is called Glass.
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Bird Box
Episode 1 - 1-08-2019
#BirdBox
#BirdBoxChallenge
#No
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Season 8
Aquaman
Episode 22 - 12-23-2018
OMG IT'S THE LATEST DCEU MOVIE! LOOK OUT, IT'S AQUAMAN! HE'S SOOO COOL.
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The Haunting of Hill House and Overlord
Episode 20 - 11-13-2018
Look out for ghosts! Mike and Jay talk about a TV show. But they're not going to talk about every TV show. They're just talking about this TV show. They also talk about Overlord. They will not talk about future Overlord movies because there won't be any because it flopped.
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Halloween (2018)
Episode 19 - 10-23-2018
Mike and Jay get a visit from their new boss Tim, who's there to evaluate their job performance while they discuss the new entry in the Halloween franchise called...Halloween. It's just called Halloween. Boooooooo Happy Halloween!!!!
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Mandy and The Predator
Episode 18 - 9-20-2018
Look out! It's the Predator! He's here to cut and slash his movie into incoherence!! Mike and Jay also saw a good movie as well.
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2018 Catch-Up (part 2 of 2)
Episode 17 - 9-08-2018
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2018 Catch-Up (part 1 of 2)
Episode 16 - 9-05-2018
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Slender Man
Episode 15 - 8-15-2018
Oh no! It's Slender Man! How scaaaaaaarrrrryyyy!!!!
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Comic Con 2018 Trailers
Episode 14 - 7-28-2018
Mike and Jay discuss the latest batch of commercials...erm, trailers to come out of San Diego Comic Con. And they forced Rich Evans to watch them too!
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Episode 13 - 6-28-2018
Look out! It's Jurassic World! Let's see how stupid things can get.
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Hereditary
Episode 12 - 6-13-2018
Look out! It's Hereditary! The movie that's being lauded as the scariest since The Exorcist. Until the next movie that gets lauded for being the scariest movie since The Exorcist.
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Solo: A Star Wars Story
Episode 11 - 5-29-2018
Mike, Jay, and Mike's drug induced hallucination name Rick Evans talk about the most unanticipated anticipation of a movie called, "Solo: A Solo Wars Star Wars Solo Story."
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Avengers: Infinity War
Episode 10 - 4-28-2018
Thanos! In the hoooouuuuuse!
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Truth or Dare and A Quiet Place (SPOILERS)
Episode 9 - 4-19-2018
Mike and Jay check out two "scary" movies, Truth or Dare and A Quiet Place. Spoiler: the good one has Michael Bay's name attached to it.
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Ready Player One
Episode 8 - 4-02-2018
Mike and Jay watch "Ready Player One". SPOILERS!!!
Haven't Seen
Demon House
Episode 7 - 3-19-2018
Boooooo! Mike and Jay discuss Demon House, the paranormal documentary about a dumpy little house with 100 demons living in it, directed by Zak Bagans from the Ghost Adventures TV show or whatever.
Haven't Seen
Annihilation
Episode 6 - 3-07-2018
Mike and Jay talk about a movie that came out recently and already flopped! See you on Netflix, Annihilation!
Haven't Seen
Black Panther
Episode 5 - 2-18-2018
Mike and Jay discuss the 18th (!) Marvel Cinematic Universe film, Black Panther. It's the first black superhero movie! It's the first comic book movie to actually feel like a comic book! It's the first critically acclaimed comic book movie! So many firsts!!!
Haven't Seen
The Cloverfield Paradox and the Netflix Conundrum (SPOILERS)
Episode 4 - 2-13-2018
Mike and Jay discuss the latest film in the Cloverfield "franchise," The Cloverfield Project, as well as it's release strategy of being dumped direct to Netflix. SPOILERS AHOY!
Haven't Seen
Maze Runner: The Death Cure
Episode 3 - 1-28-2018
Mike and Jay discuss Maze Runner: The Death Cure, which is the latest film in the Maze Runner series and is about The Death Cure.
Haven't Seen
2017 Movie Catch-up (part 2 of 2)
Episode 2 - 1-10-2018
Mike and Jay continue talking about movies they saw in 2017, mostly horribly depressing and miserable ones!
Haven't Seen
2017 Movie Catch-up (part 1 of 2)
Episode 1 - 1-06-2018
Mike and Jay talk about a bunch of movies they saw last year.
Haven't Seen
Season 7
The Last Last Jedi Review
Episode 16 - 12-19-2017
In this special episode Rich, Mike, and Jay talk about the Last Jedi. A movie that's complex, but subtle. Beautiful, yet awkward, clunky and unfunny. Good, yet very bad. Also while discussing the bombing raid on the Dreadnought. Mike talks about a Star Trek Voyager episode coincidentally called "Dreadnought". Please comment about that below... if you were cool enough to know that awesome fact!!! ......* we weren't really sponsored by Fandango...
Haven't Seen
The Disaster Artist
Episode 15 - 12-10-2017
Frauds discuss frauds making a movie about a fraud making a movie. It's The Disaster Artist!
Haven't Seen
Justice League
Episode 14 - 11-18-2017
Mike, Jay and some guy named Rich discuss the latest DC movie Justice League, starring Batman, Superman's weird CGI upper lip, Wonder Woman, and some other guys or whatever.
Haven't Seen
Thor: Ragnarok
Episode 13 - 11-05-2017
Mike and Jay get quizzed by Mr. Plinkett. They also talk about the new Thor film!
Haven't Seen
Blade Runner 2049
Episode 12 - 10-07-2017
Mike and Jay discuss Blade Runner 2049, the sequel to the box office bomb Blade Runner! But I'm sure it'll be a hit THIS TIME, right?!
Haven't Seen
mother!
Episode 11 - 9-20-2017
Mike and Jay talk about the controversial new film that's not controversial at all: mother!!!
Haven't Seen
IT (1990) and IT (2017)
Episode 10 - 9-10-2017
Boooooo Mike and Jay do a double feature of the original TV miniseries adaptation of Stephen King's IT as well as the new theatrical version of IT.
Haven't Seen
Annabelle Creation
Episode 9 - 8-16-2017
Mike and Jay re-watch a lot of missed summer movies and the most important one of all, Annabelle: Creation! They also discuss Rotten Tomatoes and uncover the truth behind a sleazy contest.
Haven't Seen
Baby Driver and Spider-man: Homecoming
Episode 8 - 7-09-2017
Mike and Jay talk about the latest Edgar Wright film Spider-man: Homecoming and the latest Marvel film Baby Driver.
Haven't Seen
The Mummy
Episode 7 - 6-10-2017
OMG Mike and Jay actually saw the Tom Cruise Mummy movie!
Haven't Seen
Wonder Woman
Episode 6 - 6-04-2017
Mike and Jay discuss the latest DCEU film Wonder Woman, the most important movie about an Amazonian Princess with a magic lasso that's ever been made.
Haven't Seen
Alien: Covenant
Episode 5 - 5-21-2017
Mike and Jay watch the new film from famed elderly filmmaker Ridley Scott.
Haven't Seen
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
Episode 4 - 5-06-2017
While Mr. Plinkett rehearses for an important "on air" audition, Mike and Jay discuss Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, the latest Marvel film from Marvel.
Haven't Seen
Life and Power Rangers
Episode 3 - 3-27-2017
Mike and Jay talk about two wonderful new films while Jay prepares his vows for his gay wedding with a syphilitic elderly man who hasn't showered in 7 years and has disgusting genital warts on his decades old fecal encrusted taint.
Haven't Seen
Get Out and Logan
Episode 2 - 3-05-2017
While prepping engagement photos for Jay and Mr. Plinkett, because that's a thing that's happening now, Mike and Jay decide to take a break to talk about two recent movies, Get Out and Logan.
Haven't Seen
La La Land and Bye Bye Man
Episode 1 - 1-22-2017
Mike and Jay watch two recent movies only because their titles are somewhat similar.
Haven't Seen
Season 6
Rogue One
Episode 22 - 12-19-2016
Mike and Jay are paid a visit by the City Inspector! They also talk about Disney's™ Star™Wars™ Rogue™One™A™ Star™ War™ Story™.
Haven't Seen
2016 Movie Catch-up
Episode 21 - 12-03-2016
Mike and Jay discuss a bunch of movies they've seen in 2016 that have the word "The" in the title.
Haven't Seen
Shut in and Arrival
Episode 20 - 11-17-2016
Mike and Jay talk about Shut In, a new release movie that everybody has already forgotten exists, and Arrival, an intelligent science fiction drama that was beaten at the box office by an animated children's movie based on those big haired troll dolls.
Haven't Seen
Doctor Strange
Episode 19 - 11-07-2016
Jay and Mike talk about another new Marvel film. Marvel at their amazing conversation! There's even a cameo by Stan Lee!
Haven't Seen
Box Office Number Crunching
Episode 18 - 10-10-2016
Mike and Jay take a break from watching new release garbage movies to talk about the garbage movies that have already come out this year. Mike also makes cynical predictions about the 2017 box office. Also, WE’RE HACKS! Our Box Office figures didn’t factor in the theater chains’ take of the profits. Sorry about the oversight!
Haven't Seen
Blair Witch and Don't Breathe
Episode 17 - 9-20-2016
Mike and Jay are back at Mr. Plinkett's house, discussing two recent horror films: The rebootquel Blair Witch and Don't Breathe, a movie that isn't a sequel, reboot, or the first entry in a cinematic universe.
Haven't Seen
Stranger Things
Episode 16 - 8-12-2016
Mike and Jay discuss the Netflix series Stranger Things, the first and last TV series to ever be discussed on Half in the Bag! OMG!
Haven't Seen
Suicide Squad
Episode 14 - 8-07-2016
Mike and Jay weigh in on the critical darling Suicide Squad!
Haven't Seen
Star Trek Beyond
Episode 13 - 7-28-2016
Mike and Jay see the new Star Trek film, Star Trek Beyond. Then Mike talks at Jay about all things Star Trek.
Haven't Seen
Ghostbusters (2016)
Episode 12 - 7-18-2016
Mike, Jay and some guy named Rich Evans talk about the new Ghostbusters movie that everyone else has already talked endlessly about.
Haven't Seen
Independence Day: Resurgence
Episode 11 - 6-26-2016
Mike and Jay see the latest movie from Mike's favorite filmmaker Roland Emmerich. The results may shock you!
Haven't Seen
X-Men: Apocalypse
Episode 10 - 5-30-2016
After cleaning up blood, Mike and Jay saw the new X-Men film!
Haven't Seen
Captain America: Civil War
Episode 9 - 5-07-2016
Mike, Jay and Rich see the latest feature film to showcase characters wearing colorful costumes while punching bad guys and then discuss it. This time, the latest feature film to showcase characters wearing colorful costumes while punching bad guys is titled Captain America: Civil War.
Haven't Seen
Green Room
Episode 8 - 5-03-2016
Mike and Jay decide to take a break from watching miserable movies that make you feel awful like Batman v Superman and instead see the most colorful, uplifting movie of the summer: Green Room!
Haven't Seen
Hardcore Henry
Episode 7 - 4-14-2016
Mike and Jay discuss Hardcore Henry, the revolutionary, one-of-a-kind first person POV action movie that you've already forgotten about.
Haven't Seen
Batman v Superman
Episode 6 - 3-27-2016
Mike and Jay meet """Rich""" a new employee to Lightning Fast VCR Repair. They decide to see Batman V Superman and talk about it.
Haven't Seen
10 Cloverfield Lane and Me Him Her
Episode 5 - 3-15-2016
Mike and Jay watch the out of nowhere movie 10 Cloverfield Lane and then watch the out of nowhere movie Me Him Her. Pronouns VS Addresses - Movies are great again!
Haven't Seen
The 2016 Oscars
Episode 4 - 2-24-2016
With the Oscars right around the corner, Mike and Jay decide to shit on all the nominees.
Haven't Seen
Deadpool and Comic Book Movie Predictions
Episode 3 - 2-19-2016
Mike and Jay talk about Deadpool! Mr. Plinkett tries to hang himself! Then Mike and Jay discuss all the upcoming comic book movies, which makes them want to hang themselves too!
Haven't Seen
The Revenant
Episode 2 - 1-25-2016
Mike and Jay talk about another movie set in the past, in the cold, and where people violently murder each other... Norm of the North!
Haven't Seen
The Hateful Eight/The Ridiculous 6
Episode 1 - 1-08-2016
Still stranded on Mt. Everest, Mike and Jay discuss Adam Sandler's latest film The Hateful Eight as well as Quentin Tarantino's latest film The Ridiculous 6.
Haven't Seen
Season 5
Star Wars - The Force Awakens
Episode 19 - 12-20-2015
42m
It’s episode 100 of Half in the Bag! Mike, Jay, and their new friend Kris Kringle celebrate this momentous event by participating in a normal episode and see the newest Star Warts movie. Lightsabers!
8.3/10Haven't Seen
Krampus
Episode 18 - 12-07-2015
27m
Merry Krampus, everyone! Mike and Jay talk about the latest Christmas-themed horror film Krampus, as well as all the shitty no budget Krampus knock-offs that have come out this year. Also, Mr. Plinkett’s back!
8/10Haven't Seen
Creed and Victor Frankenstein
Episode 17 - 11-28-2015
38m
Mike and Jay finally reach the top of Mt. Everest to fix Mr. Plinkett’s VCR or whatever. Unfortunately, Mr. Plinkett is nowhere to be found so the guys are forced to talk about movies. It’s Creed and Victor Frankenstein!
7.6/10Haven't Seen
2015 Re-Cap (So Far)
Episode 16 - 10-11-2015
55m
Mike and Jay continue to sit on Mt. Everest as they discuss a bunch of movies they’ve seen so far this year that they haven’t discussed already.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Everest
Episode 15 - 10-04-2015
18m
Mike and Jay take a break while climbing Mt. Everest to talk about Everest. They are on their way up to Mr. Plinkett’s house on the top. Even though he climbed down in a recent episode to kill them. Now I guess he went back up and wants his VCR fixed! Hey! He lives up there, what do you want him to do? Stay in a motel? He can’t afford that! But he can afford to spend lots of money trying to fix a VCR to watch an old TV show from the 80’s.
7.1/10Haven't Seen
The Visit and Turbo Kid
Episode 14 - 9-16-2015
29m
Mike and Jay prepare to make a visit of their own before discussing two new movies, The Visit and Turbo Kid.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
American Ultra
Episode 13 - 8-31-2015
26m
Mike and Jay talk extensively about a movie that’s already come out and flopped and been forgotten, American Ultra.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Fantastic Four
Episode 12 - 8-10-2015
27m
Mike and Jay attempt to see Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation, but are unable to. Josh Trank himself buys Mike and Jay tickets to see Fantastic Four. They are the only people in the theater. Not just their theater, but every theater in the nation.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Pixels
Episode 11 - 7-27-2015
32m
Mike and Jay (along with Rich and Jack) attempt to comprehend the thought process that would go into creating a lazy, creatively-bankrupt film such as Adam Sandler’s “Pixels”. But more importantly, the gang analyzes and differentiates the phrases “for some reason” and “for no reason.”
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Ant-Man!
Episode 10 - 7-26-2015
22m
Mike and Jay talk about Ant-Man while minding the video game repair shop. This is part one of a two part episode! OMG!
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Terminator Genisys
Episode 9 - 7-06-2015
31m
Mike and Jay talk about the stupid new Terminator movie.
8/10Haven't Seen
Jurassic World
Episode 8 - 6-15-2015
27m
Mike and Jay settle in to their new positions as employees of the video game repair shop then discuss the latest reboot/re-imagining/remake/re-sequel Jurassic World.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Mad Max: Fury Road
Episode 7 - 5-17-2015
21m
Mike and Jay sneak back into the VCR repair shop to pick up some treasured DVDs as well as talk about their thoughts on the new Mad Max film, Fury Road. Spoilers: it’s fucking awesome.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Episode 6 - 5-08-2015
36m
Mike and Jay finally return to the VCR repair shop to discover a horrifying secret. They also watch Avengers: Age of Ultron.
8/10Haven't Seen
Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
Episode 5 - 4-21-2015
31m
Mike and Jay check out Unfriended and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 because they hate themselves.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Furious 7 and It Follows
Episode 4 - 4-10-2015
31m
Jay and Mike somehow see It Follows and Furious 7 while floating in Mr. Plinkett’s house in the sky which is held up by a balloon filled with his farts which is not lighter than air so that wouldn’t happen anyway. I guess Jay and Mike downloaded the movies and watched them on a TV with a broken screen or on Jay’s Ipad which we’ve never seen and he wouldn’t be able to charge anywhere. God this show SUCKS!
8/10Haven't Seen
CHAPPiE
Episode 3 - 3-08-2015
23m
Finally free from the depths of Lake Michigan, Mike and Jay talk about Neil Blomcrap’s latest film Chappie.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Jupiter Ascending and Battlefield Earth
Episode 2 - 2-12-2015
35m
Still at the bottom of Lake Michigan, Mike and Jay pass the time by discussing the latest Wachowski siblings flop Jupiter Ascending, as well as the comparable sci fi flop Battlefield Earth starring John Travolta.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Inherent Vice and Oscar Buzz
Episode 1 - 1-24-2015
31m
While a North Korean missile approaches the bottom of Lake Michigan Mike and Jay discuss the latest PT Barnum joint, Inherent Vice, then talk about the 2015 Oscar nominations; proving why they’ve never discussed previous years’ Oscar nominations.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
Season 4
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
Episode 19 - 12-22-2014
20m
Jay and Mike talk about The third and final Hobbit film…. while sitting in a house on the bottom of a lake…
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Nightcrawler and Birdman
Episode 18 - 11-17-2014
39m
Mike and Jay decide to sit out Dumb and Dumber To and see some good movies instead!
8/10Haven't Seen
Interstellar
Episode 17 - 11-09-2014
30m
While Mr. Plinkett’s house floats across Lake Michigan, Mike and Jay attempt to wrap their brains around Christopher Nolan’s latest film: Interstellar. Mike also discusses some previous films about black holes like Event Horizon and The Black Hole.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Haven't Seen
2014 Movie Catch-up (part 1 of 2)
Episode 14 - 9-23-2014
24m
Mike and Jay discuss some of the movies that they’ve seen this year that haven’t been previously talked about on Half in the Bag.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Into the Storm and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Episode 13 - 8-15-2014
36m
Mike and Jay are joined by a construction worker named “Rich Evans” to talk about Into the Storm, a found footage rip off of Twister, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a modern day rip off of your childhood heroes.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Boyhood and Guardians of the Galaxy
Episode 12 - 8-04-2014
26m
Mike and Jay check out a recent little indie drama (Guardians of the Galaxy) and a sci fi blockbuster (Boyhood).
8.2/10Haven't Seen
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Episode 11 - 7-18-2014
22m
After a year, Mike and Jay return to Mr. Plinkett’s house! Once they re-introduce themselves to chairs, the two discuss Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Deliver Us from Evil, Edge of Tomorrow, and Transformers 4
Episode 10 - 7-12-2014
34m
After landing a new client, Mike and Jay waste time talking about a movie nobody cares about, a movie nobody saw, and a movie nobody likes.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
X-Men: Days of Future Past and A Million Ways to Die in the West
Episode 9 - 6-06-2014
36m
Even though Jay and Mike have never been to college or read a book, they are on Spring Break!
8/10Haven't Seen
Godzilla (1998) and Godzilla (2014)
Episode 8 - 5-23-2014
26m
Jay and Mike see the new Godzilla movie whilst Richard Evans is forced against his will to watch the 1998 Godzilla movie. Rich Evans wishes he was dead.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Transcendence and The Amazing Spider-Man 2
Episode 7 - 5-07-2014
38m
Mike, Jay, and their new friend Rich Evans check out the most critically praised movie of the year, Transcendence, as well as the obligatory sequel to The Amazing Spider-Man.
8/10Haven't Seen
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Episode 6 - 4-09-2014
21m
Mike and Jay see the latest Marvel blockbuster, Captain America: The Winter Soldier and are then challenged by Mr. Plinkett to remember the plots of this endless onslaught of superhero movies.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Cheap Thrills and The Grand Budapest Hotel
Episode 5 - 3-29-2014
29m
After a failed Weekend at Bernie’s homage, Jay and Mike discuss two non-Hollywood films in an attempt to regain their sanity.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Robocop 2014
Episode 4 - 2-19-2014
24m
Joined by their new police officer friend, Mike and Jay check out the remake/reboot/rehash Robocop.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Robocop
Episode 3 - 2-13-2014
23m
Mike and Jay are joined by a real life Milwaukee police officer to talk about all things Robocop. Bonds are formed, emotional wounds are mended, and everyone learns to love themselves, and each other.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
The Legend of Hercules and Her
Episode 2 - 1-20-2014
33m
Fuck you! It’s January! Mike and Jay celebrate cinema’s greatest month by seeing The Legend of Hercules and then try to make up for that by seeing Spike Jonze’s latest film Her.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
The Wolf of Wall Street and 2013 Re-cap
Episode 1 - 1-02-2014
42m
As with previous years, Mike and Jay close out 2013 by seeing an actual good movie by a well-regarded director. This year it’s Martin Scorsese’s crime epic The Wolf of Wall Street. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett eats 37 double bacon cheeseburgers to get free health care.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Season 3
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
Episode 19 - 12-16-2013
29m
Happy Holidays, everyone! In this special Christmas episode Mike and Jay put Mr. Plinkett to work so they can be lazy and discuss Peter Jackson’s latest six hour movie about little people walking around a lot, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Ender’s Game and Thor: The Dark World
Episode 18 - 11-14-2013
29m
Mike and Jay discuss a recent sci-fi flop and a sci-fi hit. First up is Ender’s Game, based on the novel by Orson Scott Card and then the Marvel sequel Thor: The Dark World, in which Mike and Jay constantly refer to magical elves as aliens because who cares?
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Gravity and Carrie
Episode 17 - 10-25-2013
40m
Mike and Jay give Mr. Plinkett some chores to do while they discuss the lost in space adventure film Gravity starring George Clooney and Sandra Bullock as well as the horror flop Carrie.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Summer Movie Catch Up and Things: The Conjuring, Only God Forgives, Blue Jasmine, and THINGS
Episode 16 - 10-07-2013
46m
Jay and Mike find Plinkett to be the new roommate of an old friend as they discuss some movies they saw over the summer, as well as an old piece of trash called Things.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
The Wolverine vs. X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Episode 15 - 8-16-2013
29m
Jay and Mike take on The Wolverine and also discuss the film that came before.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Pacific Rim
Episode 14 - 7-18-2013
20m
Mike and Jay discuss Guillermo Del Toro’s sci fi fantasy monsters vs. robots film Pacific Rim.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Grown Ups 2
Episode 13 - 7-16-2013
3m
Mike and Jay check out the latest Adam Sandler comedy, and their reaction may surprise you.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
White House Down and the Lone Ranger
Episode 12 - 7-11-2013
30m
Mike and Jay discuss two recent flops that both have the exact same poster.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Man of Steel
Episode 11 - 6-20-2013
39m
Mike, Jay, and their new friend Rich Evans discuss the latest iteration of Superman, this one being too cool and “real” to actually be called Superman. Also, Mr. Plinkett receives some distressing news that may lead to him losing his house!
8.2/10Haven't Seen
The Hangover Part III and After Earth
Episode 10 - 6-06-2013
36m
In the epic conclusion to Half in the Bag’s “Hipster Trilogy,” Mike and Jay discuss the “final” Hangover film (unless it makes a ton of money and a Hangover part IV is rushed into production) as well as After Earth, the latest collaboration of two of cinema’s finest: M. Night Shyamalan and Will Smith.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Star Trek Into Darkness
Episode 9 - 5-24-2013
44m
Mike, Jay, and Rich Evans talk about Star Trek Into Darkness for 45 minutes.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Iron Man 3 and Pain & Gain
Episode 8 - 5-09-2013
30m
While business begins to boom at the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay use their lunch break to talk about the latest Marvel film Pain & Gain, as well as Michael Bay’s newest product, Iron Man 3.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Oblivion and The Lords of Salem
Episode 7 - 4-25-2013
36m
After burying the body of Mailman Tommy, Mike and Jay discuss the sci fi action film Oblivion, directed by the guy responsible for everyone’s favorite movie, Tron: Legacy. They then discuss the horror film The Lords of Salem, directed by the guy responsible for everyone’s OTHER favorite movie, the Halloween remake.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Evil Dead
Episode 6 - 4-07-2013
28m
Mike and Jay literally got to Hell to discuss yet another remake. This time it’s Evil Dead, a modern update on the Sam Raimi cult classic.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Oz the Great and Powerful and Return to Oz
Episode 5 - 3-14-2013
33m
Mike and Jay discuss all things Oz! As well as deal with Mr. Plinkett’s recent drug addition problem.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters and Jack the Giant Slayer
Episode 4 - 3-05-2013
36m
Mike and Jay discuss the latest action fantasy films adapted from old timey fairy tales, and discuss this baffling recent trend.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
A Good Day to Die Hard
Episode 3 - 2-22-2013
37m
Mike and Jay discuss Bruce Willis’ latest paycheck. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett puts his foot down about the progress of his VCR repair.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Warm Bodies and Movie 43
Episode 2 - 2-07-2013
26m
Mike and Jay discuss some movie that they’ve already forgotten the title of, as well as the critically darling, Movie 43.
8/10Haven't Seen
The Last Stand and A Haunted House
Episode 1 - 1-23-2013
37m
Mike and Jay discuss The Last Stand, Arnold Schwarzenberg’s mediocre return to starring in mediocre action movies! They also spend more time contemplating the Marlon Wayans spoof comedy A Haunted House than Marlon Wayans did when he wrote the script.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Season 2
Django Unchained and 2012 Re-cap
Episode 24 - 12-31-2012
38m
Mike and Jay discuss Quentin Tarantino’s new film Django Unchained, starring Jamie Foxx and Christoph Waltz, and recount some films they’ve seen in 2012 that they forgot about until just now.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
Episode 23 - 12-19-2012
33m
Mike and Jay talk about Peter Jackson's latest trip to Middle-Earth, The Hobbit, and frustrate both Tolkien fans and HFR projection supporters in the process.
8/10Haven't Seen
Haven't Seen
Skyfall
Episode 21 - 11-15-2012
25m
After a bizarre encounter with Mr. Plinkett, Mike and Jay decide to see the latest James Bond film, Skyfall, starring that guy from Cowboys and Aliens.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4
Episode 20 - 10-25-2012
49m
Mike and Jay discuss the recent horror flops Sinister and Paranormal Activity 4. Meanwhile, some creepy things begin to happen around Old Man Plinkett's house. Could it be a Baghuul problem?
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Looper and Dredd
Episode 19 - 10-06-2012
40m
Jay and Mike talk about Looper and Dredd. Meanwhile a charitable act leads to good fortune for Lightning Fast VCR repair.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Haven't Seen
Haven't Seen
Step Up Revolution
Episode 16 - 8-07-2012
Mike and Jay have finally arrived at the VCR Repair Shop. They use the opportunity to discuss the latest Step Up film in great detail for an extended period of time, with absolutely no distractions or surprise cameos.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
The Dark Knight Rises
Episode 15 - 7-22-2012
20m
Mike and Jay see some little independent film nobody's heard of called The Dark Knight Rises, directed by Christopher Nolan.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
The Amazing Spider-Man
Episode 14 - 7-08-2012
The string of quality summer blockbusters continues with The Amazing Spider-Man. Mike, Jay, along with their new friend Rich, discuss while wanting to kill themselves.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and That's My Boy
Episode 13 - 6-28-2012
Mike and Jay hitch a ride from the worst green screen ever and discuss two more recent Hollywood flops: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and the brilliant Adam Sandler's latest masterpiece, That's My Boy.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Prometheus
Episode 12 - 6-11-2012
Mike and Jay talk about the divisive new film Prometheus, Ridley Scott's kinda-sorta prequel to G.I. Jane.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Battleship and Dark Shadows
Episode 11 - 5-25-2012
Continuing their journey to the VCR repair shop, Mike and Jay take a break to discuss the latest Hollywood flops Battleship starring Johnny Depp and Dark Shadows starring Rihanna.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Haven't Seen
Zaat!
Episode 9 - 4-30-2012
Being too lazy to bother seeing any new releases, Mike and Jay discuss the semi-cult classic film Zaat, about a scientist that turns himself into a giant catfish monster.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
Cabin in the Woods and The Three Stooges
Episode 8 - 4-15-2012
29m
Mike and Jay discuss the pros and cons of Cabin in the Woods and The Three Stooges, while also proving to Plinkett their worthlessness may never end.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
The Hunger Games and Jeff Who Lives at Home
Episode 7 - 3-30-2012
35m
On this whenever’s episode of Half in the Bag Jay and Mike check out “The Hunger Games” as well as the new film from the Duplass Bros. “Jeff Who Lives at Home” – which film will Jay and Mike like more? A hipster indie drama about finding yourself and your happy zone or an action movie aimed at pre-teen girls? Watch the episode and find out, assholes. Also a review of Real Steel would have been more appropriate for this show…
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Silent House and John Carter
Episode 6 - 3-15-2012
Mr. Plinkett's got a hot date. Meanwhile Mike and Jay discuss recent releases Silent House and the sci-fi flop John Carter.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Chronicle and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
Episode 5 - 2-24-2012
Mike and Jay discuss a teen super power film as well as the latest Nicholas Cage flop. Meanwhile, Mr. Plinkett starts his search for love.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
B-Fest 2012 Re-cap
Episode 4 - 2-07-2012
Jay and Mike talk about all the amazing films they saw at this year's B-fest, a festival dedicated to terrible movies.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Red Tails
Episode 3 - 1-26-2012
Jay and Mike see Red Tails then have a poignant discussion about race and George Lucas.
8.1/10Haven't Seen
The Devil Inside and Flyin' Ryan
Episode 2 - 1-17-2012
Jay and Mike discuss having a Devil Inside and how some kid can fly with magical bike reflectors attached to his shoes or whatever.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and 2011 Re-Cap
Episode 1 - 1-08-2012
Mike and Jay discuss the latest film from David Fincher, as well as some other 2011 releases that they were too lazy to review earlier in the year.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Season 1
Jack and Jill (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 24 - 11-21-2011
Mike and Jay continue their discussion of Adam Sandler's evil scheme.
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Jack and Jill (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 23 - 11-20-2011
Mike and Jay criticise, analyse and dissect the 2011 "Comedy" film from Adam Sandler.
9.3/10Haven't Seen
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What's Your Number? and The Black Ninja (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 21 - 10-21-2011
Jay and Mike are joined by a female stand-up comedian who shares a much different view than them on romantic comedies and horrible b-movie schlock.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Robot and The Last Circus
Episode 20 - 10-11-2011
Mike and Jay go to the Milwaukee Film Festival to see two weirdo foreign films. Mike learns all about a causality loop and how to alter history.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Drive and Contagion
Episode 19 - 9-28-2011
Mike and Jay discuss two unconventional new releases, then have to figure out with a pesky new VCR.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
The People vs. George Lucas and Star Wars Discussion (Part 2 of 2)
Episode 18 - 9-16-2011
Paart 2. Mike and Alexandre continue their discussion of George Lucas and the future of Star Wars.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
The People vs. George Lucas and Star Wars Discussion (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 17 - 9-16-2011
30m
Mike and Jay are joined by Alexandre Philippe, director of the documentary The People vs. George Lucas, to discuss all things Star Wars, including the new blu-ray alterations and what's wrong with George Lucas' brain.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Fright Night and Conan the Barbarian
Episode 16 - 8-31-2011
Mike and Jay discuss two pointless remakes, as well as discover a mystery.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Chicago Comic Con 2011
Episode 15 - 8-26-2011
19m
The most cynical, sarcastic coverage of Comic-Con yet.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Rise of the Planet of the Apes and Cyphan Con 2011
Episode 14 - 8-15-2011
Mike and Jay discuss a recent monkey movie, then recount their experiences at a recent Chicago-area sci-fi convention.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Cowboys and Aliens
Episode 13 - 8-06-2011
Jay and Mike discuss the film Cowboys and Aliens while mysterious assailants throw bricks through Mr. Plinkett's window.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Captain America and The Rocketeer
Episode 12 - 7-24-2011
Mike and Jay of Red Letter Media discuss Marvel's latest feature-length trailer for the Avengers movie.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
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The 2011 48 Hour Film Project
Episode 10 - 6-30-2011
17m
Mike and Jay explain the process of participating in the 48 Hour Film Project and shooting a short film in such a small amount of time.
7/10Haven't Seen
Summer Movie Roundup: Thor, The Hangover Part II, and X-Men: First Class
Episode 9 - 6-10-2011
42m
Just a lazy day at work talkin' bout' movies and unfixing a VCR..
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie
Episode 8 - 5-22-2011
21m
Jay and Mike are joined by the suspicious Officer Cooper for a double feature of Troll 2 and the documentary 'Best Worst Movie'.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Super and The Watchman Interview
Episode 7 - 5-09-2011
20m
Half in the Bag Episode 7? What's so super about Super? And real life super hero (R.L.S.H) The Watchman stops by to chat with Jay and Mike.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Scream 4 and No Brand Con 2011
Episode 6 - 4-22-2011
24m
What was more frightening: a masked killer or tons of anime fans in costumes while intoxicated? Find out for yourself in episode 6 of Half in the Bag.
8/10Haven't Seen
Your Highness and Samurai Cop
Episode 5 - 4-14-2011
17m
Jay and Mike take on David Gordon Green's "Your Highness" as well as the should-be cult classic "Samurai Cop".
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Sucker Punch
Episode 4 - 4-01-2011
12m
Jay and Mike share their thoughts on the Zack Snyder film, Sucker Punch.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Paul and Toronto Comic Con 2011
Episode 3 - 3-26-2011
27m
Jay and Mike review the film Paul, and talk about their trip to Comic-Con.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Battle: Los Angeles and The Galaxy Invader
Episode 2 - 3-15-2011
10m
Jay and Mike discuss a new sci-fi alien invasion film, and a "classic" one from the 1980's.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Drive Angry and The Adjustment Bureau
Episode 1 - 3-11-2011
12m
Jay and Mike review Drive Angry 3D and The Adjustment Bureau.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
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Jack and Jill (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 23 - 11-20-2011
Mike and Jay criticise, analyse and dissect the 2011 "Comedy" film from Adam Sandler.
9.3/10Haven't Seen
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Troll 2 and Best Worst Movie
Episode 8 - 5-22-2011
21m
Jay and Mike are joined by the suspicious Officer Cooper for a double feature of Troll 2 and the documentary 'Best Worst Movie'.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
The People vs. George Lucas and Star Wars Discussion (Part 1 of 2)
Episode 17 - 9-16-2011
30m
Mike and Jay are joined by Alexandre Philippe, director of the documentary The People vs. George Lucas, to discuss all things Star Wars, including the new blu-ray alterations and what's wrong with George Lucas' brain.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Pixels
Episode 11 - 7-27-2015
32m
Mike and Jay (along with Rich and Jack) attempt to comprehend the thought process that would go into creating a lazy, creatively-bankrupt film such as Adam Sandler’s “Pixels”. But more importantly, the gang analyzes and differentiates the phrases “for some reason” and “for no reason.”
8.4/10Haven't Seen
