Kingswood Country

Merle's fashion style is found wanting but Bob tries to placate her by forging a letter from Hazel Hawke asking that she design a wardrobe for her. When Merle starts making the clothes Bob has to find a way to let her know what he's done.

When having a clear out, some of the rubbish includes Ted's old magic equipment. He was an escapologist known as Ted Bullpitt, the Human Eel. However, time has meant that Ted is no longer able to do the tricks like he used to.

Ted buys a cheap burglar alarm from Thelma's cousin Reg and then tries to sell it to Bruno. When Bruno refuses, Ted hatches a plan to convince him that he needs one.

Ted is broke and borrows $500 from his brother Bob. In return, Bob expects Ted to do a commercial for his Datsun car business. The ads turn out to be very successful and Bob's business is booming.

Wombat Crescent is thrown into uproar when Ted drops paint all over his treasured chair and then wins a free funeral.

An evening of fun with a ouija board brings a day of disaster for Wombat Crescent as Ted is convinced his contact with the spirit world will bring riches beyond his dreams. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

Ted is convinced his days are numbered after he falls under the spell of an exotic visitor. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

The annual doctors and nurses cricket match brings Ted Bullpitt out of retirement and back to the crease. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

When gambling fever hits Wombat Crescent, Ted resorts to dirty tricks & chaos once again rules in the Bullpitt household. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

The mad actor bloke next door has seriously confused Ted for sometime, and a confused Ted is a dangerous Ted because confusion clouds his brain like a Melbourne fog. So when the neighbour has an unusual request, the razor sharp Bullpit brain sparks into action.

War breaks out in Wombat Crescent when Ted & Bruno compete to be the star of a new beer commercial. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

Faced with the fearsome prospect of taking Ted with him on his annual fishing trip, Bruno is relieved when the elements and fate step in to save the day. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

In an effort to influence his boss, Ted applies to join the secret society, The Brotherhood of Wombats. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

Bob's and Merle's marriage is like the clashing of two buzz saws, all noise and whirring teeth, so no-one is surprised when the word divorce floats over Wombat Crescent. Bob is as happy as a Rottweiler puppy but his joy is dampened when he realises everything is in Merle's name.

When Ted decides to help a government drive against illegal immigrants, his plan backfires in more ways than one. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

When Merle persuades Thel to leave Ted, Bob moves in and livens up the house with one of his famous parties.

When Ted starts acting mysteriously, the family investigates & finds he's in training to go prospecting.

When Ted loses the company bully's pay packet, he faces something more painful than death. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

When Thelma has to organise the School Charity Concert, Ted refuses to have anything to do with it - but ends up being the star of the show.

Therre are only two things that truly scare Ted, one is a recurring dream where the Kingswood is used in a crash test, and the other is a visit from his sabre-toothed sister in law, Merle. But nothing could prepare him for the nightmare when brother Bob excels in creating a shambles involving fur coats and stray women.

Thel finally wins a competition that could take her to exotic places but the only loser is Ted.

When Greta is convinced that Bruno is having an affair, Ted employs cousin Reg to drive the final nail into Bruno's coffin. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

Thel's determination to give Craig's room to an Asian student lands her in hot water with Ted and the Police.

When old Uncle Jack dies & leaves a mysterious box to the family, Ted tries to con Bob out of his rightful inheritance.

When Ted's income tax return is investigated,he finds that only his old enemy, the nun, can save him.

When Thel tries to reunite Bob & Merle, her well laid plans create more problems than they solve.

It's Bruno's birthday & new neighbours are moving in next door. Only problem is they turn up on motorbikes & Ted thinks they've come to cause trouble. Thel & Greta are looking out the window as the new neighbours are unloading their things from the truck. Ted tells them to come away from the window & start celebrating Bruno's birthday. Thel hands Bruno his gift from her & Ted spoils the surprise by telling Bruno what the gift is before he can open it. He does the same thing when Greta hands him her gift. The party is going no where, so Thel & Greta take some scones next door as a welcome to the neighbourhood gesture. Craig helps next door with their furniture & comes back telling them they've been invited next door to a 'house warming party' Ted says no, & when the loud music starts, he takes a bucket of water next door with the intention of making them quiet down. He comes back wet & with the bucket on his head, He tells Thel,they're not bikies, they're motorbike cops.

When Ted throws down a challenge to the Guinness Book of Records,the Bullpitt household is thrown into turmoil. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

After Ted applies for the sales manager's job, a computer error sparks off an all-new, power crazy Ted Bullpitt.

After Bob and Merle stay for the weekend, Ted and Bob make a big wager - with the Kingswood going to the winner.

Craig brings home a guinea pig his Mum names Terry. The Uni Professor rings & tells them they must be quarantined now be cause the guinea pig has a contagious disease. A few unexpected guests have to share their quarantine, so Ted uses this time to practice his army re-union entertainment act. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

After Uncle Bob & Merle split up again, Thel's plans to re-unite them land Ted in hot water.

Graham Kennedy, The King, is coming to dine at Wombat Crescent and for some reason Thelma is very excited. Ted is not impressed. For a start Graham comes to Melbourne and it's not as if he is someone really important like Peter Brock. Still, a man has to lend a hand, but Ted lends two left feet.

According to Ted, he laughed at death on a daily basis during the war and nothing can disturb our man of steel, except a good dose of reality, so he gets a nasty shock when his anniversary gift to Greta and Bruno turns him into a condemned man.

When Thel has a prang in the Datsun and is rushed to hospital,Greta and Bruno move in to look after Ted.

Ted takes to music like a duck takes to gymnastics, but a man is never too old to learn new mistakes, so there is tension in the family when Aunty Pearl dies and leaves a piano to be shared by Ted and Bruno.

When Ted & Thel return unexpectedly from a weekend away,they find Craig has his girlfriend staying overnight. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

Ted's running battle with the kids from the Catholic school develops into full scale war when the Kingswood's aerial is broken off & Sister Maria visits him. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

Ted's plans for an ANZAC Day reunion of the 2nd Field Kitchen go wrong when his old mate, Donger Jackson arrives. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

When next-door's willow tree grows in and cracks the driveway. Ted's horrible brother Bob the Datsun dealer, solves the problem in a stunning way.

Ted Bullpit has all the charm and sensitivity of a man who has been raised in the forest by bears. In this the first episode, Thelma decides Ted isn't interested in her anymore and buys a copy of 'The Joy of Sex' to spice up their marriage.