Married... with Children

An old friend of Peggy's comes to seduce Al and he plays along since he thinks it is one of Jefferson's practical jokes.

Al and Marcy are angry when they find Kelly and Jefferson must kiss for a coffee commercial.

In another spinoff attempt, Kelly ends up in the middle of a couple.

Marcy tries to convince Al to sell his Dodge to Marcy's boss, a big collector of classic cars.

During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.

Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.

Bud borrows money from the mob for Kelly's exercise video, but when she has a disagreement with the male lead in the video the mob says they will kill Bud if the video isn't finished. Meanwhile, Al and Jefferson try to install a satellite dish.

Al, Peggy, and her parents go to a marriage retreat and water park to get her parents back together. Meanwhile, Kelly has a guy she likes, Carlos, who agrees to date her if Bud can amuse his sister.

Marcy tries to do her best to stop it when her bank wants to dedicate a scoreboard at Polk High... to Al.

At their high school reunion, Kelly and her best friends compete for the rich nerd whom Kelly teased in high school. Meanwhile, Marcy's bank holds a ""Guns for Toys"" drive.

Al says he thinks women are weak when Peggy and Marcy begin taking a self defense class. But a newscrew labels Al as weak when Peggy punches a man trying to steal Al's wallet.

Al becomes a priest when NO MA'AM forms its own church to avoid a beer tax.

When Al suggests an aerobics studio for the open lot next door, he puts peep holes in the wall, but all of the students are fat.

A twelve year old boy with a crush on Kelly gets her to go to his junior prom with him.

In an attempt for a spinoff, we follow the lives of DJs Oliver Cole and Mark Campbell at a local radio station at Bud's college. Oliver and Mark risk being expelled for revealing the truth about dean Steve Rhoades' past.

While Al and his friends tries to find out what a light switch in the Bundy house do, Bud experiences cyber sex... with Amber.

Al is all excited when Kelly's acting instructor Larry Storch is coming to the house.

The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

On their way to W* County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.

Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.

Al's organization, NO MA'AM, leads a strike when Al's favorite show, Psycho Dad, is cancelled.

Al's high school plays a football game against their rival school.

Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.

Al turns the store into a man's shoe store in an attempt to get rid of the women.

Bud needs some quite time to study for an exam, but ends up spending the night with Marcy's niece Amber.

Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.

Al teaches Kelly about sports, so she can be on a sports trivia game show.

When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.

Al's carpool, consisting of him and three models, is chosen to promote a campaign to clean up Chicago.

Al is offered $50,000 dollars to reveal the identity of Jefferson, who is revealed to be a spy.

Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.

A dispute over whether an apple tree belongs to the D'Arcys or the Bundys leads to a feud between the two families.

While Al and Peggy are away at a family reunion, Kelly's boyfriend ruins Peggy's couch. Bud and Kelly have to find a new couch similar to the one they had.

Al ends up being circumcised after the surgeons misread the doctor's instructions.

Peggy and Marcy make Al and Jefferson abandon their plans of going to a new sports bar to instead go see The Jeffersons live.

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

Al helps his childhood girlfriend deal with a young tough guy and his gang.

Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.

Al tries to scam the insurance company when the Dodge is stolen.

Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

Al ends up being sued by a burglar after Al punches him while he breaks into the Bundy house.

Peggy tells Seven a fantasy store about pirates and beautiful princesses.

Peggy creates a cartoon character named Mr. Empty Pants, who bears a strange resemblance to Al.

Peggy and Marcy ruin Al's fishing trip by constantly fighting. Meanwhile, Jefferson and the kids spend Marcy's money.

Al remembers how the Bundys celebrated Christmas over the years.

Al buys a cemetery plot so that he will be buried next to a western movie star and a mule. But Peggy feels excluded.

Al makes Kelly get a job, so she becomes a waitress.

Bud starts his own fraternity to get women.

Al has to take a job as a topless bartender to pay for Seven's doctor bill, but Peggy fears that Bud and Kelly might make Seven sick, and kicks them out of the house.

Kelly has to walk through the wilderness after dumping her boyfriend in the forest. Al and Peg try to talk their marriage alive, but without success. Bud dates a girl with the measles.

Al has to joust for his and his family's life in a medieval tournament in Lower Uncton.

The Bundys win a free trip to England, but the villagers of Lower Uncton, England, want to get rid of all male Bundys in the world to break a curse cast upon their village.

Kelly gets a job at an amusement park. Meanwhile, Al takes a personal vacation - in the Bundy living room.

Bud is suspicious when Kelly is invited to a party for smart people.

Bud wins a ""Dinner with Anthrax"" contest and sends away Al and Peg on a timeshare vacation to Florida while Anthrax visit the house.

In traditional male Bundy bonding, Al takes Bud to the nudie bar on his 18th birthday.

Bud dates an extreme sporter and the D'Arcys play a relationship board game with Peggy and Al.

Peggy thinks Al is having an affair, so she sends the kids to spy on him.

Kelly goes to Hollywood, but her show gets slaughtered by the censors.

After having a vision of God, Al starts building the perfect shoes.

Peggy gets jealous of Buck when the family pay him all the attention, and she flees home to W* County.

In order to earn money for a competition, Kelly hustle men for money by playing pool.

Al runs off to a bus station to escape Peggy's constant demands, and Jefferson does the same by running away from Marcy.

A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.

The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.

Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.

Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.

Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.

Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.

Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.

Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.

Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.

After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.

The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.

After discovering Peggy's latest purchases, Al throws a yard sale to get rid of a lot of the junk, but no one is interested.

Kelly gets a new job as a weather girl at a local news station.

Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday by taking her out to the Bowlarama where he hopes to finally beat his arch rival's high game score. Al beats the score, but minutes later, Peggy bowls a perfect game, destroying Al's self-esteem.