Mystery Science Theater 3000
(1988)Streaming Episode Guide
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Season 10
Diabolik
Episode 13 - 8-08-1999
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches the skilled thief Diabolik performs daring heists, culminating in the theft of $10 million, an 11-emerald necklace, and twenty tons of gold in "Diabolik"(1968). On Earth, Pearl accidentally destroys the device controlling the SOL.
7.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Squirm
Episode 12 - 8-01-1999
In the theater, the crew watches as worms overrun a southern town in "Squirm" (1976). Also riffed was the short: "A Case of Spring Fever" (1940). On the SOL, an annual safety check reveals the SOL to be a death trap. On Earth, Pearl holds a fair in the castle.
7.7/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Horrors of Spider Island
Episode 11 - 7-25-1999
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a female dance troupe find themselves stranded on an island of killer spiders in "Horrors of Spider Island" (1960). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots manage to snag Mike in their very obvious giant web.
7.6/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
It Lives by Night
Episode 10 - 7-18-1999
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a man bitten by a bat becomes a murderous bat-creature with werewolf rules, in “It Lives By Night” (1974). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike asks Tom and Crow for input on redecorating the satellite.
8.9/10Haven't Seen
Hamlet
Episode 9 - 6-27-1999
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as a German television production of Shakespeare's tragedy proves to be unbearably dull in "Hamlet" (1961). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots play "Alas, Poor Whom?" trying to guess the deceased person based on a single bone from their body.
6.9/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Final Justice
Episode 8 - 6-20-1999
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a Texas sheriff heads to Malta to clumsily pursue a killer in "Final Justice" (1985). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Tom are cruel to poor Goosio, Friend to Maltese Children Everywhere.
8/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Track of the Moon Beast
Episode 7 - 6-13-1999
In the theater, the crew watches as a moon rock transforms a young man into a reptilian creature with ambiguous connections to Native American mythology in "Track of the Moon Beast" (1976). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow apologizes at length for a prank.
8.4/10Haven't Seen
Boggy Creek II: and The Legend Continues
Episode 6 - 5-09-1999
In the theater, the crew watches as a college professor and his students attempt to find a Bigfoot-like beast in an Arkansas swamp in "Boggy Creek II: and The Legend Continues" (1984). Meanwhile, down in Castle Forrester, Pearl hopes to attract tourists by fabricating a legend of the Monster of the Forrester Swamp. This episode features the song "The Legend of Bobo Creek."
6.9/10Haven't Seen
Blood Waters of Dr. Z
Episode 5 - 5-02-1999
In the theater, the crew watches as a mad scientist exacts revenge by transforming himself into a catfish and going on a killing spree in "Blood Waters of Dr. Z" (1971). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots decide to go fishing.
7.3/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Future War
Episode 4 - 4-25-1999
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as cyborgs and tiny dinosaurs hunt down an escaped slave in a dystopian future in "Future War" (1997). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Tom Servo challenges Gypsy to a kickboxing match.
8.5/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Episode 3 - 9-12-1999
1h 31m
In the theater, the crew watches as Merlin sells a spellbook to a rude costumer and a wind-up monkey toy terrorizes a family in "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" (1996). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots are disturbed by Ernest Borgnine's series of unsettling children's books. Though technically not the final episode, this episode was broadcast after Experiment #1013, making it the last new episode to be aired.
8.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Girl in Gold Boots
Episode 2 - 4-18-1999
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a young woman travels to Los Angeles to become a go-go dancer and gets mixed up with the wrong crowd in "Girl in Gold Boots" (1968). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow dances in a tiny bikini. This episode features the song "Oh, I Am Sad."
7.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Soultaker
Episode 1 - 4-11-1999
In the theater, the crew watches as the souls of 4 teenagers are being hunted down in "Soultaker" (1990). On the SOL, Gypsy informs Mike that the ship is having serious malfunctions. Meanwhile, in Castle Forrester, Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy are playing Monopoly; a soultaker comes for Bobo's soul. It turns out to be TV's Frank, who became a soultaker when he realized that second banana heaven wasn't all that great.
7/10Haven't Seen
Season 9
Quest of the Delta Knights
Episode 13 - 9-26-1998
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a young Leonardo da Vinci and friends set out on an adventure to find a cache of magical inventions in "Quest of the Delta Knights" (1993). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the real Leonardo da Vinci stops by the SOL. This episode features Pearl Forrester riffing in the theater.
7.9/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Screaming Skull
Episode 12 - 8-29-1998
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a new bride is tormented by a skull that may or may not be the ghost of her husband's first wife in "The Screaming Skull" (1958). Meanwhile, in the theater, Tom has metamorphosized into a beautiful butterfly. This episode features the short "Gumby: Robot Rumpus" (1956).
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Devil Fish
Episode 11 - 8-15-1998
In the theater, the crew watches as a prehistoric ocean creature terrorizes the Florida coast in "Devil Fish" (1984). Meanwhile, on the SOL, dolphins attack from their highly-advanced spaceship.
7.7/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Final Sacrifice
Episode 10 - 7-25-1998
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches the story of a Canadian cult and a lost city unfold in "The Final Sacrifice" (1990). On Earth and on the SOL, everyone but Mike gets a bad case of hockey hair. Mike instead comes down with Grizzly Old Prospector Syndrome.
7.9/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Gorgo
Episode 9 - 7-18-1998
In the theater, the crew watches as a Godzilla knockoff rampages in London in 'Gorgo' (1961). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots perform 'Waiting for Gorgo-t'.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
The Touch of Satan
Episode 8 - 7-11-1998
In the theater, the crew watches as a young man stranded in a rural town finds out his new girlfriend is really an ancient witch in "The Touch of Satan" (1971). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike has taken up walnut farming.
7.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Hobgoblins
Episode 7 - 6-27-1998
In the theater, the crew watches as a horde of murderous goblin-like creatures terrorize a group of teens in "Hobgoblins" (1988). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow presents his film "Let's Talk Women!"
7.3/10Haven't Seen
The Space Children
Episode 6 - 6-13-1998
In the theater, the crew watches an alien blob force children to sabotage a military project in "The Space Children" (1958). On Earth, Pearl starts her own space program, and on the SOL the blob from the movie takes control of Servo. Also riffed was the short: "Century 21 Calling" (1962).
7.3/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Deadly Bees
Episode 5 - 5-09-1998
In the theater, the crew watch bees killing people on a bee farm in "The Deadly Bees" (1966). On Earth, the other Observers return to take back Brain Guy and Bobo and Pearl sing a song to convince Brain Guy to stay. On the SOL, Crow writes a poem to the cigarette smoking lady in the movie and Mike dresses as a bee and tries to communicate by movement.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Werewolf
Episode 4 - 4-18-1998
In the theater, the crew watches as a newly-discovered werewolf skeleton sets off a series of lyncanthropic murders in "Werewolf" (1996). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots share which celebrity relatives they'd cast in their own werewolf movies. This episode features the song "Where, Oh Werewolf."
7.3/10Haven't Seen
The Pumaman
Episode 3 - 4-04-1998
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a college professor transforms into the legendary Aztec hero in "The Pumaman" (1980). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike becomes the mystical Coatimundi Man.
7.5/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Phantom Planet
Episode 2 - 3-21-1998
In the theater, the crew watches as an astronaut is captured by the tiny alien inhabitants of a mysterious planet in "The Phantom Planet" (1961). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the Bots have a glass armonica recital.
7.6/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Projected Man
Episode 1 - 3-14-1998
After traversing another wormhole, the crew is back orbiting present day Earth. In the theater, the crew watches a scientist is turned into a monster when his matter transference beam malfunctions in "The Projected Man" (1966). On Earth, Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy find an old castle which turns out to be Pearl's ancestral home.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Season 8
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Episode 22 - 12-06-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as a man living in a dystopian future unwittingly starts a revolution in "Overdrawn at the Memory Bank" (1983). Meanwhile, the Mads are hosting a pledge drive for Pearl. This episode features the song "Loving Lovers Love."
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Time Chasers
Episode 21 - 11-22-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as a physics teacher turns his light plane into a time machine and travels to the future to stop his future self from destroying the world in "Time Chasers" (1994). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow messes with the timeline when he goes into the past.
Haven't Seen
Space Mutiny
Episode 20 - 11-07-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as a beefcake space pilot attempts to stop a mutiny on a ship with a giant boiler room in "Space Mutiny" (1988). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow is pretty sure he is a Bellerian.
Haven't Seen
Invasion of the Neptune Men
Episode 19 - 10-11-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as the cosmic hero, Space Chief, defends the Earth from a Neptunian invasion in "Invasion of the Neptune Men" (1961). Meanwhile, on the SOL, a discussion of Noh Theater sparks a wacky conversation a la Abbott and Costello.
Haven't Seen
Devil Doll
Episode 18 - 10-04-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as a ventriloquist traps a human soul inside his dummy in DEVIL DOLL (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike thinks that the demon called Pitch is a bad influence on Crow.
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The Horror of Party Beach
Episode 17 - 9-06-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as mutant sea-creatures wreak havoc on local teens in "The Horror of Party Beach" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo irritates Mike with an updated to-the-second newspaper.
Haven't Seen
Prince of Space
Episode 16 - 8-16-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as an alien superhero defends the earth from an invasion lead by the Phantom of Krankor in "Prince of Space" (1962). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Krankor pays a visit.
Haven't Seen
Agent for H.A.R.M.
Episode 15 - 8-02-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as a secret agent is charged to protect a scientist who has created a really dumb biological weapon in "Agent for H.A.R.M." (1966). Meanwhile, Mike is summoned to court over his planet destroying spree. Pearl is the prosecutor, Bobo is the defense attorney, and Servo and Crow's testimony does not seem to help Mike.
Haven't Seen
Riding with Death
Episode 14 - 7-19-1997
In the theater, the crew watches a movie about a secret government agent in "Riding with Death" (1976). On the SOL, Mike tries cooking, Servo does a tribute to the seventies (the 70s AD, not the 1970s), Servo becomes a trucker, and the Crew tries to inject characters into a movie. On the Camping Planet, evil robots attack Pearl, Bobo, and Brain Guy. They ask the SOL for help, and Mike responds by blowing up the planet (bringing the number of planets destroyed by Mike to three).
Haven't Seen
Jack Frost
Episode 13 - 7-12-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as a young man attempts to break a curse, and a young woman works for her wicked stepmother in "Jack Frost" (1965), based on the Russian fairytale Morozko. Meanwhile, on the SOL, Russian-American comic Yakov Smirnoff visits via the Hexfield Viewscreen.
Haven't Seen
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies
Episode 12 - 6-14-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as a carnival fortune teller turns men into mindless zombies to go out and kill for her in "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike gets a new hairstyle from Shelli the Nanite.
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Parts: The Clonus Horror
Episode 11 - 6-07-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as a young man discovers he and his friends only exist to be harvested for their 'spare parts' in "Parts: The Clonus Horror" (1979). Meanwhile, Pearl, Professor Bobo, and Brain Guy find themselves reluctantly babysitting a trio of all-powerful Space Children.
Haven't Seen
The Giant Spider Invasion
Episode 10 - 5-31-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as hillbillies and scientists join forces to protect their town from a giant alien spider in "The Giant Spider Invasion" (1975). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots fight off an infestation of mind-controlling alien pods.
Haven't Seen
I Was a Teenage Werewolf
Episode 9 - 4-19-1997
In the theater, the crew watches a teenager becomes a werewolf in "I Was a Teenage Werewolf" (1956). On the SOL, Servo declines the position of SOL commander, Pearl leaves the SOL functioning only on battery power, the crew deals with the aliens attacking the ship, and Crow opens a breakfast place.
Haven't Seen
The She Creature
Episode 8 - 4-05-1997
In the theater, the crew watches as a hypnotist's beautiful assistant is transformed into a primeval creature and sent out on a killing spree in "The She-Creature" (1956). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike creeps everyone out with his custom Tickle-Me-Carlo-Lombari doll.
Haven't Seen
Terror from the Year 5000
Episode 7 - 3-15-1997
In the theater, the crew watches a scientist use a time machine to bring back a creature from the year 5000. On the SOL, the crew samples some of the Observers' food, Crow goes back in time to visit Mike's family, and Mike summons the Terror from the Year 5000 to be Crow's blind date. This episode features the song, "When I Held Your Brain In My Arms."
Haven't Seen
The Undead
Episode 6 - 3-08-1997
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a hypnotist sends a woman from the present back into the distant past in "The Undead" (1957). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo's invitation to join the Observers doesn't go well.
8.2/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Thing That Couldn't Die
Episode 5 - 3-01-1997
The SOL is pulled into orbit over a strange planet of the Observers. The Observers insist on observing the crew watch "The Thing That Couldn't Die" (1958) where the decapitated head of a dead Spaniard curses a household of farmers and leads to senseless deaths. On the SOL, an Observer appears, but Mike and the bots are annoyed to the point that they throw him off the ship.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
The Deadly Mantis
Episode 4 - 2-22-1997
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a praying mantis is exposed to atomic radiation and attacks the North Pole in "The Deadly Mantis" (1957). On Earth, Pearl, Bobo, and Dr. Peanut accidentally (with help from Mike) detonate a bomb that destroys the planet. The crew holds a memorial service for Pearl only for her to call them and vow to hunt them down across space.
8/10Haven't Seen
The Mole People
Episode 3 - 2-15-1997
1h 31m
In the theater, the crew watches an archeological encounter an underground civilization in "The Mole People" (1956). On the SOL: Crow tries to enslave Gypsy, Mike, and Servo, and later conducts an archaeological dig through the SOL. On Earth, On Pearl demands a parade in her honor. This episode features an appearance by Robert Smith of the Minnesota Vikings.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Leech Woman
Episode 2 - 2-08-1997
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches a sordid tale about the fountain of youth and a woman who wishes to be younger in "Leech Woman" (1960). On the SOL, Crow rids the SOL of a prairie dog problem, the Nanites go on strike, Servo and Crow attack Mike to extract eternal youth from him, Servo demands that Crow and Mike play "Beverly Hillbillies." Meanwhile on Earth, Mike convinces the apes to revert to their monkey nature, which causes Pearl to get upset.
7.2/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Revenge of the Creature
Episode 1 - 2-01-1997
1h 32m
The series continues 500 years after the last episode. Mike, Servo, and Gypsy return to the SOL to find the year is now 2525, Crow has been there alone for a VERY long time, and the earth is being ruled by apes. Following orders from their Lawgiver, the apes force the crew to watch a mutant fish-man escape from captivity at a Florida aquarium in "Revenge of the Creature" (1955).
7.9/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Season 7
Laserblast
Episode 6 - 5-18-1996
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a disaffected teen with a cool van discovers an alien weapon in the desert and is driven to go on a killing spree in "Laserblast" (1978). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester’s funding has been cut, so he’s cutting the satellite loose.
8/10Haven't Seen
Escape 2000
Episode 5 - 3-02-1996
In the theater, the crew watches as a street punk protects the Bronx from being razed by an evil corporation in "Escape 2000" (1985). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow accidentally lights several fires and Mike chokes Servo with cigar smoke.
7/10Haven't Seen
The Incredible Melting Man
Episode 4 - 2-24-1996
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches an astronaut return from a mission and begin to melt while going on a bizarre killing spree in "The Incredible Melting Man" (1977). On the SOL, Crow's screenplay is being made into a movie by Pearl and Dr. Forrester.
7.9/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell
Episode 3 - 2-17-1996
In the theater, the crew watches as an acerbic hero adventures through the realm of Southland on a quest for three magic stones in "Deathstalker and the Warriors From Hell" (1988). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike is enchanted by the Renaissance Fest the bots put on for him.
7.5/10Haven't Seen
The Brute Man
Episode 2 - 2-10-1996
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a blind woman unknowingly hosts a misshapen serial killer in her home in "The Brute Man" (1946). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike can't bear to have Servo gestating in an egg for 21 days. This episode features the short "The Chicken of Tomorrow" (1948).
7.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Night of the Blood Beast
Episode 1 - 2-03-1996
In the theater, the crew watches as an astronaut finds himself pregnant with alien embryos in "Night of the Blood Beast" (1958). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester is adjusting to his overbearing mother now living with him. This episode features the short "Once Upon a Honeymoon" (1956).
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Season 6
Samson vs. the Vampire Women
Episode 24 - 3-25-1995
In the theater, the crew watches as famous Mexican wrestler Santo (re-dubbed "Samson") battles a cult of vampiresses in "Samson vs. The Vampire Women" (1962). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, TV's Frank is escorted into Second Banana Heaven by Torgo the White. This episode features the song "Who Will I Kill?"
7.7/10Haven't Seen
The Amazing Transparent Man
Episode 23 - 3-18-1995
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a bank robber suffers side effects from the invisibility device he acquired from a mad scientist in "The Amazing Transparent Man" (1960). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, TV's Frank is devastated that he's missed his chance to see "Squanto: A Warrior's Tale." This episode features the short "The Days of Our Years" (1955).
7.5/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Angels Revenge
Episode 22 - 3-11-1995
In the theater, the crew watches as a squad of gorgeous female vigilantes takes on a drug ring in "Angels Revenge" (1979). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike agrees that being sentenced to death by cannon is a fitting punishment for his Fonzie impersonation.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
The Beast of Yucca Flats
Episode 21 - 1-21-1995
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a scientist becomes a monster and rampages a rural desert community in "The Beast of Yucca Flats" (1961). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow petitions for film anti-preservation so that bad movies can deteriorate rapidly like they deserve. This episode features the shorts "Money Talks!" (1951) and "Progress Island U.S.A." (1972).
8.3/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Danger!! Death Ray
Episode 20 - 1-07-1995
In the theater, the crew watches as secret agent Bart Fargo attempts to retrieve a death ray from a criminal organization in "Danger!! Death Ray" (1967). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Cambot is heartbroken over all the security cameras blown up in the film.
7.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Red Zone Cuba
Episode 19 - 12-17-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as an escaped criminal joins in the Bay of Pigs invasion in "Red Zone Cuba" (1966). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike believes he is Carol Channing. This episode features the short "Speech: Platform Posture and Appearance" (1949) and also the "Bouncy Upbeat Song."
7.7/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
High School Big Shot
Episode 18 - 12-10-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as an awkward teen gets mixed up in the wrong crowd and ends up a criminal in "High School Big Shot" (1959). Meanwhile, on the SOL, inspired by the short, Mike and the bots introduce a line of specialty breads made with unconventional "ingredients." This episode features the short Out of this World.
7.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Sword and the Dragon
Episode 17 - 12-03-1994
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as legendary Russian hero, Illya Morometz, battles the forces of an evil warlord with the help of a magic sword in "The Sword and the Dragon" (1956). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the Russian swordsman himself drops by on the Hexfield Viewscreen.
7.6/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Racket Girls
Episode 16 - 11-26-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a gym owner uses a stable of female wrestlers as a front for a criminal organization in "Racket Girls" (1951). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Servo plan their wedding. This episode features the short "Are You Ready for Marriage?" (1950).
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Kitten with a Whip
Episode 15 - 11-23-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches a girl escape juvenile hall and hold a wealthy couple captive. On the SOL, Crow readies for a raid of Deep 13 via the Umbilicus but is caught by Dr. Forrester, a kitten with a whip visits, and the crew creates a piñata in the shape of Dr. Forrester.
7.6/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
San Francisco International
Episode 14 - 11-19-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as an airport manager winds up a pert of a scheme to rob a shipment of cash from a plane. On the SOL, Mike moderates a debate between Servo and Crow, Jan in the Pan is thrilled with Mike's Urkel imitation, so are the Mads, Pitch, and Santa Claus, and Torgo ruins everyone's good time about Mike's Urkel.
8.1/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Sinister Urge
Episode 13 - 11-05-1994
In the theater, the crew watches as a cop tries to shut down a "smut-picture racket" that may be connected to a series of killings in "The Sinister Urge" (1960). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots must reluctantly figure out a way to save Dr. Forrester from being blown up by TV's Frank. This episode features the short "Keeping Clean and Neat" (1956).
8/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Starfighters
Episode 12 - 10-29-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a lot of airplanes are refueled mid-flight during a young Air Force pilot's training in "The Starfighters" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus stages a gripping performance. This episode features the song "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn."
8.8/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Last of the Wild Horses
Episode 11 - 10-15-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a rivalry between two ranches over a herd of wild horses ends in murder in "Last of the Wild Horses" (1948). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots meet their Mirror-Verse counterparts. This episode features a reprise of the song "Joey the Lemur."
7.8/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Violent Years
Episode 10 - 10-08-1994
In the theater, the crew watches as a girl gang goes on a crime spree under the leadership of a rebellious socialite in "The Violent Years" (1956). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, the Mads unveil their new radio station, "Turn Your Crank to Frank!" This episode features the short "Young Man's Fancy" (1952). The Deep 13 and SOL crews perform their own theme songs, including "Livin' in Deep 13."
7.9/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Skydivers
Episode 9 - 8-27-1994
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as skydivers deal with the intense drama that comes with running a skydiving school in "The Skydivers" (1963). Meanwhile, on the SOL, shop class turns out to be a total bust. This episode features the short "Why Study the Industrial Arts?" (1956).
8.1/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Code Name: Diamond Head
Episode 8 - 10-01-1994
In the theater, the crew watches as a secret agent in Hawaii goes undercover to keep an extinction-causing chemical from falling into enemy hands, in "Code Name: Diamond Head" (1977). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Magic Voice answers the bots' "What if?" questions. This episode features the short "A Day at the Fair" (1947).
8.2/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Bloodlust!
Episode 7 - 9-03-1994
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a group of college kids are trapped on a private island and hunted by a madman in "Bloodlust!" (1961). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow manages to ruin both a square-dancing session and a murder mystery dinner theater. This episode features the short "Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm" (1960).
8.5/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Creeping Terror
Episode 6 - 9-17-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a blob-like creature terrorizes a quiet town in "The Creeping Terror" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike refuses to salute the flag Crow has designed.
8.2/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Colossus and the Headhunters
Episode 5 - 8-20-1994
In the theater, the crew watch Colossus leads a bunch of poor islanders to a battle against the enemy headhunters in "Colossus and the Headhunters" (1963). On the SOL, Servo does the crew's taxes, the SOL deals with NummyMuffinCooColButter - the worlds cutest pet - which has been given to them by Dr. Forrester, and the crew talks discusses decapitation.
7.7/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Zombie Nightmare
Episode 4 - 11-24-1994
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a beefy jock is raised from the dead and seeks revenge on his murderers in "Zombie Nightmare" (1987). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike ruins the bots' hot tub session.
7.7/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Dead Talk Back
Episode 3 - 7-30-1994
1h 33m
In the short "The Selling Wizard" (1954), an unseen narrator and a mute 'Pizza Dominatrix' explain the benefits of freezer cases to grocery store owners. In "The Dead Talk Back" (1957), a crackpot 'scientist' invents the machine that can supposedly communicate with the dead and uses it to help solve a murder. On the SOL, Servo and crow host "The Dead Talk Back" radio show, the crew dresses as the Grateful Dead, and the crew is interrogated by Dr. Forrester, but he is interrupted when Frank confesses.
7.7/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Invasion USA
Episode 2 - 7-23-1994
In the theater, the crew watches as a group of people in a bar witness a Soviet takeover, in "Invasion USA" (1952). Meanwhile, on the Satellite of Love, Crow gives a lecture about Lois Lanes. This episode features the short "A Date with Your Family" (1950).
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Girls Town
Episode 1 - 7-16-1994
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches a women sent to a convent after being accused of killing a man. On the SOL, Crow hires the Power Steves for a party the crew is having, Servo scats in honor of Mel Torme, and the crew designs the woman of the future. In Deep 13: Dr. Forrester presents the Umbilicus, a giant cable connecting Deep 13 to the SOL. It connects directly to Gypsy, who is not pleased.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Season 5
12 to the Moon
Episode 24 - 2-05-1994
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches astronauts go to the moon, sparking a battle between the lunar beings and Earth in "12 to the Moon" (1960). Also riffed was the short "Design for Dreaming" (1956). In Deep 13, Frank hosts a Dean Martin roast of Dr. Forrester. On the SOL, Nuveena, the girl from the future, visits the SOL and tempts Mike and the bots into moving to the future with her.
9/10Where to watch
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Village of the Giants
Episode 23 - 1-22-1994
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a group of obnoxious teens take over a town after ingesting a growth formula, in "Village of the Giants" (1965). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, Dr. Clayton Forrester is preparing to replace TV's Frank with Torgo. This episode features the song "The Greatest Frank of All."
8.2/10Where to watch
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Teen-Age Crime Wave
Episode 22 - 1-15-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew witnesses a group of delinquent teens commit one crime, not a wave of them, in "Teen-Age Crime Wave" (1955). Meanwhile on the SOL, the crew tries to escape, and the SOL opens a deli with sandwiches named after movies.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Santa Claus
Episode 21 - 12-24-1993
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as Santa battles the demon Pitch for the soul of a little Mexican girl, Lupita, in "Santa Claus" (1959). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike is reunited with the Nelson family, but unfortunately not HIS Nelson family, via the Hexfield Viewfinder. This episode features the songs "Whispering Christmas Warrior" and "Merry Christmas... If That's Okay."
8/10Where to watch
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Radar Secret Service
Episode 20 - 12-08-1993
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as the astonishing power of radar is used to track down criminals selling atomic gear on the black market in "Radar Secret Service" (1950). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots throw Mike a 10-year high school reunion based on information gathered from Mike's yearbook. This episode features the short "Last Clear Chance" (1959).
7.7/10Where to watch
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Outlaw
Episode 19 - 12-11-1993
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a college professor named Cabot returns to the magical planet Gor to battle a wicked queen and an evil sorcerer in "Outlaw (Of Gor)" (1989). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots do their best Jack Palance impressions as they read from the book "Palance on Palance." This episode features the song "Tubular Boobular Joy."
7.7/10Where to watch
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The Atomic Brain
Episode 18 - 12-04-1993
In the theater, the crew watches as an aging socialite lures young women to her mansion in an attempt to transplant her brain into one of their bodies in "The Atomic Brain" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots are unsettled by Mike's chin puppet demonstration. This episode features the short "What About Juvenile Delinquency?" (1955).
8.3/10Where to watch
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Beginning of the End
Episode 17 - 11-25-1993
1h 39m
In the theater, the crew watches as the military struggles to stop a rampaging horde of giant grasshoppers in "Beginning of the End" (1957). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo performs a standup routine, but most of his jokes involve comparing grasshoppers to locusts.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Alien from L.A.
Episode 16 - 11-20-1993
In the theater, the crew watches as a squeaky-voiced Kathy Ireland attempts to rescue her imprisoned father from an underground Atlantis, in "Alien from L.A." (1988). On the SOL, Mike and the bots play an emotion guessing game. This episode features the song "My Wild Irish Ireland."
8/10Haven't Seen
The Wild World of Batwoman
Episode 15 - 11-13-1993
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a bat-costume-clad woman and her lady army battle an evil scientist bent on taking over the world in "The Wild World of Batwoman" (1966). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike, inspired by the short, insists the bots each write essays about cheating. This episode features the short "Discussion Problems in Group Living: Cheating" (1952).
7.8/10Where to watch
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Teen-Age Strangler
Episode 14 - 11-07-1993
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a troubled teen is accused of murder when a serial killer terrorizes a small town in "Teen-Age Strangler" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots fit Mike with a modified pair of glasses that make him act like the teenage star of the film. This episode features the short "Is This Love?" (1957) and the song, "I'm a Janitor."
8/10Where to watch
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die
Episode 13 - 10-30-1993
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a scientist keeps his girlfriend's severed head alive in a pan while he tries to find her a new body in "The Brain that Wouldn't Die" (1962). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike and the bots are visited by Jan in the Pan, the bodiless lady in the film.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Mitchell
Episode 12 - 10-23-1993
In the theater, the crew watches as a drunken oaf of a cop bumbles his way through a murder investigation in "Mitchell" (1975). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gypsy schemes to help Joel escape.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Gunslinger
Episode 11 - 10-09-1993
In the theater, the crew watches as the widow of a murdered sheriff steps up to fight outlaws in her rural town in "Gunslinger" (1956). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo sends Joel messages via the Gypsy Express.
7.9/10Where to watch
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The Painted Hills
Episode 10 - 9-26-1993
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as Lassie avenges her master's murder in an 1870s gold-mining town in "The Painted Hills" (1951). In the meantime, on the SOL, Crow is melted down into an ingot by Servo, but it turns out he's not actually made of gold. This episode features the short "Body Care and Grooming" (1947).
7.7/10Haven't Seen
The Girl in Lovers Lane
Episode 9 - 9-18-1993
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a rich runaway named Danny and a vagrant named Bix Dugan get into trouble in a small town in "The Girl in Lovers Lane" (1959). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo and Crow, inspired by the film, try to instigate a fight with Joel. This episode features the train song "What a Pleasant Journey."
7.3/10Where to watch
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Operation Double 007
Episode 8 - 9-11-1993
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a world-class plastic surgeon and lip-reader (played by Sean Connery's brother Neil) thwarts the plans of an evil crime syndicate in "Operation Double 007" (1967) whose title was later changed to "Operation Kid Brother" due to copyright issues. Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel hypnotizes Crow, but has less success with Servo.
7.7/10Where to watch
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I Accuse My Parents
Episode 7 - 9-04-1993
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a young man gets involved in a crime syndicate and ends up blaming his downfall on his inattentive parents in "I Accuse My Parents" (1944). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gypsy helps to re-enact the nightclub scene in the movie. This episode features the short "The Truck Farmer" (1954).
7.8/10Where to watch
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Eegah
Episode 6 - 8-28-1993
1h 32m
In this episode, the crew watches as a young woman and her singer boyfriend rescue her father from a giant caveman living in a California desert in "Eegah" (1962). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots alter Joel's face to resemble Arch Hall, Jr.
7.8/10Where to watch
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The Magic Voyage of Sinbad
Episode 5 - 8-14-1993
In the theater, the crew watches as the Russian folk hero Sadko (renamed Sinbad for this English dub) seeks the Bluebird of Happiness to bring back to his unhappy city in "The Magic Voyage of Sinbad" (1953). Meanwhile on the SOL, Servo leaves for his own Sinbad-like adventure.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Secret Agent Super Dragon
Episode 4 - 8-07-1993
1h 34m
In the theater, the crew watches as a secret agent investigates a Venezuelan crime organization manufacturing a mind-altering chewing gum in "Secret Agent Super Dragon" (1966). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots do a read-through of Crow's wholesome screenplay, "The Spy Who Hugged Me." This episode features the "Secret Agent Super Dragon Theme Song."
8.2/10Where to watch
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Swamp Diamonds
Episode 3 - 7-31-1993
1h 31m
In the theater, the crew watches as three women break out of jail and search for a hidden cache of stolen diamonds, emboldened by an undercover police officer, in "Swamp Diamonds" (1956). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo is inspired to ask one of his robot cohorts on a date. This episode also features the short "What to Do on a Date" (1951).
7.4/10Where to watch
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Hercules
Episode 2 - 7-17-1993
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as Hercules and Jason search for the legendary Golden Fleece in "Hercules" (1958). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots get a visit from some Amazons via the Hexfield Viewscreen.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Warrior of the Lost World
Episode 1 - 7-24-1993
In the theater, the crew watches as a road warrior with a talking motorcycle take on a fascist dictator in a dystopian future in "Warrior of the Lost World" (1984). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots discuss their own post-Apocalyptic plans.
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Season 4
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Episode 24 - 1-30-1993
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as a vacationing family find themselves in the lair of a demon-worshipping cultist, his harem of brides, and his minion, Torgo, in "Manos: The Hands of Fate" (1966). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, Torgo shows up very late with a pizza delivery. This episode features the short "Hired! Part II" (1940).
7.5/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Bride of the Monster
Episode 23 - 1-23-1993
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as a mad scientist with a man-eating octopus turns folks into atomic superhuman monsters in "Bride of the Monster" (1955). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Cambot edits a better ending for the film. This episode features the short "Hired! Part I" (1940). Joel and the bots perform "Hired! The Musical."
7/10Where to watch
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The Day the Earth Froze
Episode 22 - 1-16-1993
1h 39m
In the theater, the crew watches as a young man tries to rescue his best girl from a witch who's stolen a magic mill in "The Day the Earth Froze" (1959), based on the Finnish fairytale, the Kalevala. Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots discuss the nature of the mysterious "Sampo." This episode features the short "Here Comes the Circus." Gypsy performs the song "Gypsy Rose Me."
7.8/10Where to watch
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Monster a Go-Go
Episode 21 - 1-09-1993
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as a crash causes an astronaut to become an irradiated mutant creature, who then terrorizes a nearby town in "Monster a Go-Go" (1965). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gypsy doesn't understand Crow and Servo, and Crow and Servo don't understand the Piña Colada song. This episode features the short "Circus on Ice" (1954).
8.2/10Where to watch
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The Human Duplicators
Episode 20 - 12-26-1992
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as an alien takes over a lab on Earth to create android clones to infiltrate the government in "The Human Duplicators" (1965). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Tom Servo decides to duplicate himself, but finds that his clones aren't blindly obedient like he'd hoped. This episode features Michael J. Nelson as Hugh Beaumont and Kevin Murphy as William Conrad.
7.5/10Where to watch
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The Rebel Set
Episode 19 - 12-12-1992
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as a coffeehouse regular hires three bumbling crooks to help him rob an armored car in "The Rebel Set" (1959). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the Bots keep busy with writing workshops and acting lessons. This episode features the short "Johnny at the Fair."
7.9/10Where to watch
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Attack of the Eye Creatures
Episode 18 - 12-05-1992
Movie Plot: A really bad alien movie that features aliens with many eyes that land on Earth.
On the SOL: Servo and Crow become best buddies / Servo needs to kiss someone / the crew celebrates Earl Holiman / the crew tries to prove that the movie's producers didn't care.
In Deep 13: The mads use a Router Ouija Board to contact dead wood-workers / Larry Buchanan (the movie's director) confirms that nobody on the crew cared.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
Crash of the Moons
Episode 17 - 11-28-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as Space Ranger Rocky Jones returns to rescue a planet that's on a collision course with a moon in "Crash of the Moons" (1954). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots do a read-through of Crow's spec script. This episode features the short "General Hospital (Segment 3)." Crow and Servo perform the song "Gypsy Moons."
7.6/10Where to watch
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Fire Maidens of Outer Space
Episode 16 - 11-26-1992
1h 37m
Movie Plot: A very odd movie about an expedition to one of the moons of Jupiter, which is inhabited by a refugee from Atlantis and his many daughters.
On the SOL: Joel helps the 'bots with posture / Crow meets Timmy (the evil version of himself) / Joel explains the double entendre / Timmy attacks Crow and holds Servo hostage until Joel throws him off the satellite.
In Deep 13: The Mads present the giant checkbook for use for prizes and charity events, Frank writes a check for 1.5 million dollars with out telling Dr. Forrester / Timmy ends up in Deep 13 and attacks Frank.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
The Beatniks
Episode 15 - 11-26-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as a delinquent teen catches his big break as a singer, only to have his career threatened by his resentful former gang in "The Beatniks" (1960). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots explain how to spot a genuine beatnik. This episode features the short "General Hospital (Segment 2)."
7.6/10Where to watch
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Tormented
Episode 14 - 9-26-1992
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as a jazz pianist is haunted by the ghost of his mistress, putting a damper on his wedding plans in "Tormented" (1960). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo and Crow try haunting Joel and Gypsy.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Manhunt in Space
Episode 13 - 9-19-1992
In the theater, the crew watches "Manhunt in Space" (1956) as Rocky Jones and his sidekick, Winky, battle evil space pirates, an evil space queen, and an evil space lieutenant. It's set in space. Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots get a visit from Winky via the Hexfield Viewscreen. This episode features the short "General Hospital (Segment 1)."
7.9/10Where to watch
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Hercules and the Captive Women
Episode 12 - 9-12-1992
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as Hercules journeys to Atlantis to rescue the King of Thebes in "Hercules and the Captive Women" (1961). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots engage in some good-natured brawling.
8.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Magic Sword
Episode 11 - 8-29-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as a prince attempts to save a princess from a sorcerer who wants to feed her to his dragon in "The Magic Sword" (1962). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel ruins the bots' medieval pageant with his insistence on historical accuracy. This episode features the song "Ode to Estelle."
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Hercules Against the Moon Men
Episode 10 - 8-22-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as Hercules attempts to free a city from a queen who's under the control of a moon-worshipping cult in "Hercules Against the Moon Men" (1964). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, the Mads introduce the concept of 'Deep Hurting'. This episode features the song "Pants!"
8/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Indestructible Man
Episode 9 - 8-15-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as a mad scientist brings an executed convict back to life; the convict is now out for revenge in "Indestructible Man" (1956). Meanwhile, on the SOL, a parade goes terribly wrong. This episode features the short "Undersea Kingdom, Chapter Two: The Undersea City" (1936).
8.2/10Where to watch
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Hercules Unchained
Episode 8 - 8-01-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as Hercules falls under an amnesia spell and becomes the prisoner/lover of the Queen Omphale in "Hercules Unchained" (1959). Meanwhile, in the SOL, the bots press Joel for answers about what Hercules and the queen are up to all day, alone together.
7.7/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Killer Shrews
Episode 7 - 7-25-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as the inhabitants of a tiny island are terrorized by genetically altered, giant killer shrews (played by dogs in masks) in "Killer Shrews" (1959). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel has a bad reaction to his Killer Shrew drink, as does TV's Frank down in Deep 13.
8/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Attack of the Giant Leeches
Episode 6 - 7-18-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as mutant leeches capture and drink the blood of people in a small Florida town in "Attack of the Giant Leeches" (1959). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots compare the movie to their own bizarre dreams. This episode features the short "Undersea Kingdom, Chapter One: Beneath the Ocean Floor" (1936) and the song "A Danger to Myself and Others."
8/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Being from Another Planet
Episode 5 - 7-04-1992
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as an alien mummy awakens from suspended animation and terrorizes the campus in "Being from Another Planet" (1982). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the bots try to scare Joel with their Haunted Boiler Room.
7.2/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Teenagers from Outer Space
Episode 4 - 6-27-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as a teenage alien falls in love with a human girl and helps fight back against his former friends, who are attempting to take over the planet in "Teenagers from Outer Space" (1959). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots have an encounter with the disappointing crew of a Skull Cruiser.
7.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
City Limits
Episode 3 - 6-20-1992
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as gangs in a dystopian future attempt to take back control of their city from an evil corporation in "City Limits" (1985). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots invent some new superheroes. This episode features the song "Oh, Kim Cattrall!"
8.5/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Giant Gila Monster
Episode 2 - 6-13-1992
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as a thirty-foot lizard terrorizes a small town in Texas in "The Giant Gila Monster" (1959). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Servo dissects the "leg up" blocking technique used extensively in the movie.
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Space Travelers
Episode 1 - 6-06-1992
1h 36m
In the theater, the crew watch on as three astronauts become stranded when their ship fails, in "Space Travelers" (1969). On the SOL, Crow becomes an escape artist, Joel invents a machine that puts your face on cash, and the crew discusses the side effects of the space program.
8.3/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Season 3
Master Ninja II
Episode 24 - 1-25-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as an aging American ninja and his young sidekick do typical ninja stuff: fighting terrorists and helping tuna cannery workers unionize in "Master Ninja II" (1984). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Tom assigns appropriate pets to a variety of crime-fighting characters.
Haven't Seen
The Castle of Fu Manchu
Episode 23 - 1-18-1992
In the theater, the crew watches as the wicked Doctor Fu Manchu uses an ocean-freezing chemical in an attempt to take over the world in "The Castle of Fu Manchu" (1969). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the film causes Joel and the bots to suffer emotional breakdowns.
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Master Ninja I
Episode 22 - 1-11-1992
In the theater, the crew watch as an American ninja and his young sidekick protect local businesses from corrupt cops, thugs, and sleazy businessmen in "Master Ninja I" (1984). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots reveal the many alternatives to nunchucks. This episode features "The Master Ninja Theme Song."
Haven't Seen
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians
Episode 21 - 12-21-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as a group of Martians, eager for their own Christmas back on Mars, abduct Santa and two children in "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots share essays about Christmas. This episode features the song "(Let's Have) A Patrick Swayze Christmas."
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The Unearthly
Episode 20 - 12-14-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as a mad scientist searches for a youth serum and performs experiments on his patients in an isolated sanitorium in "The Unearthly" (1957). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Servo learn to appreciate Gypsy for all the little things she does around the ship. This episode features the shorts "Posture Pals" and "Appreciating Our Parents."
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War of the Colossal Beast
Episode 19 - 11-30-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as the military attempts to capture a fifty-foot soldier who is ravaging Mexico in "War of the Colossal Beast" (1958). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots get a visit from Glenn Manning, the Colossal Man himself. This episode features the short "Mr. B Natural."
Haven't Seen
Star Force: Fugitive Alien II
Episode 18 - 11-16-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as the Fugitive Alien, Ken, returns to help the human crew of the Bacchus 3 destroy the devastating super-weapon of Ken's homeworld in "Star Force: Fugitive Alien II" (1987). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots present the Captain Joe action figure. This episode features the "Fugitive Alien Medley."
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Viking Women and the Sea Serpent
Episode 17 - 10-26-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as Viking women in search of their missing husbands do battle with a society of barbarians, in "The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent" (1957). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel has developed a worrying obsession with waffles. This episode features the short "The Home Economics Story."
Haven't Seen
Gamera vs. Zigra
Episode 16 - 10-19-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as Gamera battles the shark-like alien monster Zigra, who wants to seize the Earth from mankind, in "Gamera vs. Zigra" (1971). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots get a visit from Kenny and Helen, Gamera's young friends from the film. This episode features variations of the "Gamera Theme Song."
Haven't Seen
Teenage Caveman
Episode 15 - 11-09-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as a teenage caveman sets out on a prehistoric Rumspringa, leaving his tribe to explore the jungle in "Teenage Caveman" (1958). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots examine the pendulum of human development. This episode features the shorts "Aquatic Wizards" and "Catching Trouble."
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Mighty Jack
Episode 14 - 9-21-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as a secret organization with a flying submarine protect the world from the terrorist group "Q" in "Mighty Jack" (1968). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Servo fail to capture Joel in a prison of blinding light. This episode features the song "Slow the Plot Down."
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Earth vs. the Spider
Episode 13 - 9-14-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as teenagers and a science teacher attempt to exterminate the giant spider that's rampaging through their small town in "Earth vs. the Spider" (1958). Meanwhile, on the SOL, there's a surprise performance from the rock group, Spidorr. This episode features the short "Speech: Using Your Voice."
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Gamera vs. Guiron
Episode 12 - 9-07-1991
1h 36m
In the theater, the crew watches as Gamera battles the knife-headed kaiju called Guiron, and attempts to rescue two abducted schoolboys in "Gamera vs Guiron" (1969). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow ruins Joel's big magic trick. This episode features Joel and the bots' own version of the "Gamera" theme song, in English and in dubious Japanese.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
It Conquered the World
Episode 11 - 8-24-1991
1h 38m
Movie Plot: A cheesy alien-attack 1950s movie. Also riffed was the short "Snow Thrills."
On the SOL: Joel is getting ready to be on Star Search / Servo hosts a winter-sports broadcast / the crew complains about their dinner.
In Deep 13: Frank and Dr. Forrester dress up as dead people."
7.1/10Where to watch
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Fugitive Alien
Episode 10 - 8-17-1991
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as an alien soldier defects to help Earth battle his former masters during an invasion in "Fugitive Alien" (1986). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel attempts to make sense of the plot using the Syd Field's Screenplay Model. This episode features the in-theater song "He Tried to Kill Me with a Forklift."
7.5/10Where to watch
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The Amazing Colossal Man
Episode 9 - 8-03-1991
1h 37m
Movie Plot: A man grows to giant size after getting too close to a nuclear blast.
On the SOL: Crow and Tom won't let Joel into their cardboard fort / the crew tries to think of things to do if they were 50 feet tall.
In Deep 13: The Mads create a plant that reviews music.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Gamera vs. Gaos
Episode 8 - 7-27-1991
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as Gamera, The Friend to All Children, battles the pterosaur-like kaiju called Gaos, in "Gamera vs. Gaos" (1967). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel performs a plate-spinning act as Gaos the Great.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Daddy-O
Episode 7 - 7-20-1991
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as a drag-racing singer investigates a murder and unwittingly becomes a courier for drug smugglers in "Daddy-O" (1958). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots re-enact some drag-racing. This episode features the short "Alphabet Antics" and the song "Hike Your Pants Up."
7.4/10Where to watch
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Time of the Apes
Episode 6 - 7-13-1991
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as a woman and two children emerge from cryogenic capsules only to find themselves in a world populated by anthropomorphic apes in "Time of the Apes" (1987). Meanwhile on the SOL, Crow deconstructs the fashions of the future. This episode features "The Sandy Frank Song."
7.5/10Where to watch
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Stranded in Space
Episode 5 - 6-29-1991
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as an astronaut finds himself on a parallel Earth with a dystopian government in “Stranded in Space” (1973). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Tom bakes cookies.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Gamera vs. Barugon
Episode 4 - 6-22-1991
1h 24m
In the theater, the crew watches as the legendary Gamera saves Earth from Barugon, a giant kaiju that hatches from a mysterious ruby egg in "Gamera vs. Barugon" (1966). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots present the 5000-piece Fightin' Men & Monster Set.
7.7/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Pod People
Episode 3 - 6-15-1991
In the theater, the crew watches as a little kid befriends a magic alien he calls Trumpy, while Trumpy's alien family go on a murder spree in "Pod People" (1983). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Trumpy's magic is causing chaos. This episode features the songs "Idiot Control Now" and "Clowns in the Sky."
7.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Gamera
Episode 2 - 6-08-1991
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as Japan comes under attack by Gamera, a giant, fire-breathing turtle monster, who also befriends a schoolboy in "Gamera" (1965). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gamera pays a visit. This episode features the song "Tibby, Oh Tibby."
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Cave Dwellers
Episode 1 - 6-01-1991
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as blonde barbarian called Ator fights to protect the mighty "Geometric Nucleus" from falling into the hands of a power-hungry villain in "Cave Dwellers" (1984). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel teaches the bots the art of Foley.
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Season 2
Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster
Episode 13 - 2-02-1991
1h 27m
Movie Plot: Japanese monster Godzilla fights a Sea Monster.
Intro: Joel reads "The Velveteen Rabbit" to the 'bots. Segment One: Joel invents the mind-controlled guitar. In Deep 13, The Mads invent squeeze toy guitars. Segment Two: The SOL crew sings the ""Godzilla Genealogy Bop"". Segment Three: Joel makes models of the world's famous buildings using found items. The bots destroy the models. Segment Four: Mothra visits the SOL. Segment Five: The SOL crew talk about great movie lines that were never said. In Deep 13, the Mads ponder whether to "institute a change to a less hostile posture" towards Joel and the 'bots.
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Godzilla vs. Megalon
Episode 12 - 1-19-1991
Movie Plot: The Japanese monsters Godzilla and Megalon fight each other.
Intro: The crew puts on a 60-minutes-type show. Segment One: The crew celebrates Halloween. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester dresses up as a foosball goalie and Frank as a Geordi LaForge. Segment Two: The 'bots argue about who has a more powerful monster. Segment Three: The crew shows a montage of this movie's hero: Rex dart. Segment Four: Servo and Crow put on a weird play about Orville Redenbacher. Segment Five: Joel gives Crow and servo new arms. Frank gets angry at his Mario Bros. video game.
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First Spaceship on Venus
Episode 11 - 12-29-1990
In the theater, the crew watches as a team of multinational space explorers travel to Venus to investigate an alien artifact in "First Spaceship on Venus" (1960). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel struggles to recalibrate Servo's sarcasm sequencer.
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King Dinosaur
Episode 10 - 12-22-1990
In the theater, the crew watches as a group of astronauts explore a planet populated by giant lizards in "King Dinosaur" (1955). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Servo struggle to hype up Joey the Lemur. This episode features the short "X Marks the Spot" and the song "Joey the Lemur."
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The Hellcats
Episode 9 - 12-08-1990
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as the fiancée and the brother of a murdered policeman infiltrate a gang of bikers in order to bring the killer to justice in "The Hellcats" (1967). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots have flashbacks to previous experiments.
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Lost Continent
Episode 8 - 11-24-1990
In the theater, the crew watches as a team of scientists and military men search for a missing rocket ship, and find a prehistoric island inhabited by a native woman and lots of dinosaurs, in "Lost Continent" (1951). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Servo refuse to back the White Male Reality.
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The Wild Rebels
Episode 7 - 11-17-1990
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as a retired stock-car racer goes undercover to infiltrate a biker gang of bank robbers in "Wild Rebels" (1967). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gypsy finally gets recognition for all her talents.
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Ring of Terror
Episode 6 - 11-03-1990
1h 29m
In the theater, the crew watch as a medical student must perform a horrifying task as part of a fraternity initiation rite in RING OF TERROR (1961). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel teaches the horrified bots about robot anatomy. This episode features the short "The Phantom Creeps, Chapter 3: Crashing Timbers" and the song "If Chauffeurs Ruled the World."
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Rocket Attack USA
Episode 5 - 10-27-1990
1h 30m
In the theater, the crew watches as American spies in the USSR discover plans for an imminent missile assault, setting off an arms race in "Rocket Attack USA" (1958). Meanwhile on the SOL, Joel and the bots meet their Soviet counterparts. This episode features the short "The Phantom Creeps, Chapter Two: Death Stalks the Highway."
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Catalina Caper
Episode 4 - 10-13-1990
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as college kids enjoy 1960s-style beach shenanigans while they try to recover a stolen scroll in "Catalina Caper" (1967). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, TV's Frank botches his Tupperware sales pitch. This episode features the song "My Creepy Girl."
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Jungle Goddess
Episode 3 - 10-06-1990
1h 36m
In the theater, the crew watches as a pair of pilots set out to find a missing woman and collect a reward, only to find her being worshipped by the jungle inhabitants in "Jungle Goddess" (1948). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots are threatened on the Hexfield Viewscreen by a pair of imperialistic aliens. This episode features the short "The Phantom Creeps, Chapter One: The Menacing Power" (1939).
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The Sidehackers
Episode 2 - 9-29-1990
1h 38m
In the theater, the crew watches as a motorcycle racer seeks vengeance on the racer who murdered his fiancée in "The Sidehackers" (1969). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots provide their own commentary for the film's exciting new sport. This episode features the songs "Sidehackin'" and "Only Love Pads the Film."
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Rocketship X-M
Episode 1 - 9-22-1990
1h 31m
Movie Plot: An expedition to the moon goes wrong when they accidentally land on mars.
Intro: Crow has a toothache. Segment One: Joel invents a large Drum Machine. In Deep 13, Dr. Erhardt has mysteriously disappeared, so Dr. Forrester has hired a new assistant: TV's Frank. He used to work at Arby's. Frank's first screw-up is to steal Joel's invention. Segment Two: The SOL Crew salutes the reporters of the movie. Segment Three:Joel and the 'bots discuss what things are funny when floating. Segment Four: Valeria from the movie Robot Holocaust visits the SOL in the Hexfield. Segment Five: Joel talks to Dr. Forrester about how mean it is to send a movie about a crashing spaceship to a guy being held captive on a spaceship. In Deep 13, Frank learns to push the button.
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Season 1
The Black Scorpion
Episode 13 - 2-03-1990
In the theater, the crew watches as a volcanic eruption causes giant scorpions to rage through Mexico in "The Black Scorpion" (1957). Meanwhile on the SOL, Joel and the bots pay tribute to Mexico in Spanish with less-than-helpful subtitles.
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Untamed Youth
Episode 12 - 1-27-1990
In the theater, the crew watches as a pair of hitchhiking sisters are sentenced to work in a labor camp run by a corrupt local government in "Untamed Youth" (1957). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Gypsy is coughing up all sorts of exciting surprises.
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Moon Zero Two
Episode 11 - 1-20-1990
1h 41m
In the theater, the crew watches as a former astronaut operates a cargo hauling business on the moon in "Moon Zero Two" (1969). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow and Servo battle in zero gravity.
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Robot Holocaust
Episode 10 - 1-13-1990
In the theater, the crew watches as a renegade group attempt to overthrow the Dark One and his minions and free mankind in a post-apocalyptic future in ROBOT HOLOCAUST (1987). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Cambot's sitcom simulator laugh track goes haywire. This episode features the short "Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter Nine: Battle in the Stratosphere."
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Project Moonbase
Episode 9 - 1-06-1990
In the theater, the crew watches as a communist spy tries to sabotage an American space mission to the moon in the distant future (AKA 1970), in "Project Moonbase" (1953). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the Bots rattle off the many uses of the miracle home product SPACOM! This episode features the short "Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter Seven: Camouflaged Destruction" and "Chapter Eight: The Enemy Planet."
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The Slime People
Episode 8 - 12-30-1989
In the theater, the crew watch as a sportscaster/pilot leads a counterattack on the subterranean reptile beasts that have conquered the city of Los Angeles, in "The Slime People" (1962). Meanwhile, on the SOL, annoyed by the short, Crow and Servo take Commander Cody to "Reality Court." This episode features the short "Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter Six: Hills of Death."
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Robot Monster
Episode 7 - 12-23-1989
1h 40m
In the theater, the crew watches as the Earth's last survivors are hunted by an alien robot that resembles a gorilla in a diving helmet, in "Robot Monster" (1953). Meanwhile, in Deep 13, the Mads unveil their Flaming Whoopie Cushion. This episode features the shorts "Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter Four: Flight to Destruction" and "Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter Five: Murder Car."
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The Crawling Hand
Episode 6 - 12-16-1989
1h 40m
In the theater, the crew watches as a naive medical student becomes a killer after he is possessed by the disembodied hand of an irradiated astronaut, in "The Crawling Hand" (1963). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots unleash their William Shatner impressions.
6.4/10Where to watch
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The Corpse Vanishes
Episode 5 - 12-09-1989
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a botanist poisons brides at the altar, concocting a youth potion from their glands for his ancient wife, in THE CORPSE VANISHES (1942). Meanwhile, on the SOL, the crew unwinds with a game of tag and Crow runs a barbershop. This episode features the short "Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 3: Bridge of Death."
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Women of the Prehistoric Planet
Episode 4 - 2-10-1990
1h 40m
In the theater, the crew watches a search for survivors of a crash on a prehistoric planet inhabited by giant iguanas, in "Women of the Prehistoric Planet" (1966). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots struggle to disarm a Doomsday Device. This episode features the song "Flesh Barn" jingle, the first original song aired from the series.
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Mad Monster
Episode 3 - 12-02-1989
1h 40m
In the theater, the crew watches as a mad scientist transforms his assistant into a werewolf, whom he sics on all those who mocked him, in "Mad Monster" (1942). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel swaps Crow and Servo's heads. This episode features the short "Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter Two: Molten Terror."
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The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy
Episode 2 - 11-18-1989
1h 40m
In the theater, the crew watches as a robot created by the evil Dr. Krupp attempts to defeat Popoca – the Aztec Mummy – and loot the treasure of his crypt, in "The Robot vs the Aztec Mummy" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Demon Dogs invade the SOL and cause chaos. This episode features the short riff "Radar Men from the Moon, Chapter 1: Moon Rocket."
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The Crawling Eye
Episode 1 - 11-25-1989
1h 40m
The crew watches a journalist and a UN troubleshooter team up to investigate a Swiss village under attack by one-eyed tentacled monsters from outer space, in "The Crawling Eye" (1958). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel treats the bots to RAM chips, and in Deep 13, Dr. Forrester injects Dr. Erhardt with an antiperspirant for dogs.
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12 to the Moon
Episode 24 - 2-05-1994
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches astronauts go to the moon, sparking a battle between the lunar beings and Earth in "12 to the Moon" (1960). Also riffed was the short "Design for Dreaming" (1956). In Deep 13, Frank hosts a Dean Martin roast of Dr. Forrester. On the SOL, Nuveena, the girl from the future, visits the SOL and tempts Mike and the bots into moving to the future with her.
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It Lives by Night
Episode 10 - 7-18-1999
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a man bitten by a bat becomes a murderous bat-creature with werewolf rules, in “It Lives By Night” (1974). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Mike asks Tom and Crow for input on redecorating the satellite.
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The Starfighters
Episode 12 - 10-29-1994
1h 32m
In the theater, the crew watches as a lot of airplanes are refueled mid-flight during a young Air Force pilot's training in "The Starfighters" (1964). Meanwhile, on the SOL, The United Servo Academy Men's Chorus stages a gripping performance. This episode features the song "United Servo Academy Men's Chorus Hymn."
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City Limits
Episode 3 - 6-20-1992
1h 37m
In the theater, the crew watches as gangs in a dystopian future attempt to take back control of their city from an evil corporation in "City Limits" (1985). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Joel and the bots invent some new superheroes. This episode features the song "Oh, Kim Cattrall!"
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Bloodlust!
Episode 7 - 9-03-1994
1h 33m
In the theater, the crew watches as a group of college kids are trapped on a private island and hunted by a madman in "Bloodlust!" (1961). Meanwhile, on the SOL, Crow manages to ruin both a square-dancing session and a murder mystery dinner theater. This episode features the short "Uncle Jim's Dairy Farm" (1960).
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