O2Be

In the premiere episode, actress Téa Leoni parodies Lifetime network's Intimate Portrait with 02Be's own ""Inanimate Portrait,"" where Leoni exclusively reveals her heartbreaking battle with morbid obesity -- realizing one day after the birth of her first child, she had ""ballooned"" up to 129 lbs. As Chynna, the one-time WWF superstar, Joanie Laurer became the biggest female wrestler in the world and now she wants you to know that there's more to her than just brains...like her large breasts. Brian Unger risks his life when he unearths the turf war between Valerie and Anastasia, the eyebrow pluckers extraordinares of Beverly Hills. And in this week's ""Get Frank"" Lizz and Brian invite self-help bully Frank Decaro into the studio to help a woman who was distraught when she learned that her daughter-in-law had given her a cheap present. (TV-PG)