Rent-a-Goalie
(2006)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 3
Shite Storm
Episode 8 - 12-08-2008
Fran and Cake wind up becoming intimate with each other one night but the aftermath threatens the very existence of Cafe Primo itself.
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Ham in a Pram
Episode 7 - 12-01-2008
Cake is intimate with Malta with the understanding that there is no consequences to be worried about afterwards. However, Cake quickly learns that there are repercussions after all.
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He Man
Episode 6 - 11-24-2008
Fearing he may be losing respect and control of the goalies to an adventure writer, Cake resolves to prove his manliness.
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Two Letters
Episode 5 - 11-17-2008
An old nemesis of Johnny shows up at Cafe Primo and a family secret emerges that threatens the very existence of the cafe.
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Eva Has a Dot Dot Dot
Episode 4 - 11-10-2008
Cake helps O'Malley and his new girlfriend stage a wrestling benefit to benefit a mysterious illness no one has heard of before.
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Internetstopper
Episode 3 - 11-03-2008
Cake tangles with an old nemesis who is bent on revenge and looks to use the internet as part of his plan.
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The Cheesemaker's Oath
Episode 2 - 10-27-2008
Cake puts Lance in change of a goat cheese making operation but things go sour very quickly.
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Upstairs
Episode 1 - 10-20-2008
With the impending move of the Edmonton Oilers to Texas being blamed on him, Cake finds additional pressure being brought to bear by a secretive group dedicated to preserving the sport.
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Season 2
Texas
Episode 10
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B-Boys
Episode 9 - 11-30-2007
Lance (Gabriel Hogan) gets his first big DJ gig — only to be denied when it's revealed that Cake's (Christopher Bolton) old enemy is the promoter.
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Gnarsty Snarch
Episode 8 - 10-31-2007
Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.
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Rabies Almost
Episode 7 - 10-31-2007
When Joey Almost (Joe Pingue), convinced he has rabies, locks himself in the card room, Cake (Christopher Bolton) must enlist in the help of Joey's wife (Michelle Nolden) and a certain hallowed sports trophy to draw him out.
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Nickname Lockout
Episode 6 - 10-31-2007
When an argument over nicknames escalates to a goaltender strike, Cake (Christopher Bolton) enlists the authority of NHL legend Mike Palmateer to save the day.
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Everybody's a Fag
Episode 5 - 10-31-2007
After unknowingly playing goal for the Gay League, Lance (Gabriel Hogan) is thrown into a crisis of self-examination.
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Burlington
Episode 4 - 9-30-2007
Cake (Christopher Bolton) and Doc (Matt Gordon) head to Burlington to rescue Billy (Stephen Amell) and then race back home to save Café Primo from the hands of the Esposito brothers.
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Domi Daze
Episode 3 - 11-04-2007
Cake (Christopher Bolton) goes toe-to-toe with Tie Domi when Short Bus (Jeremy Wright) gravely offends the former NHL star.
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A Gazebo of One's Own
Episode 2 - 10-28-2007
O'Malley (Oliver Becker) wages war on Cake (Christopher Bolton) after Bontar (James McGowan) burns down his beloved gazebo.
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The Voucher
Episode 1 - 10-21-2007
As compensation for burning down Café Primo, Cake (Christopher Bolton) takes on NHL goalie Harry Bontar as a rent-a-goalie in a deal brokered by Darryl Sittler.
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Season 1
Fire in the Hole
Episode 8 - 9-19-2006
On the cusp of game seven of The Cup final, Cake gets blamed for hexing Toronto goalie Harry Bontar and suffers the wrath of Toronto fans.
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Going to the Chapel
Episode 7 - 9-12-2006
Wedding bells ring when Billy proposes to Francesca and Cake's long forgotten same-sex partner arrives at Cafe Primo.
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Shit Zone
Episode 6 - 9-05-2006
When a third goalie rental service threatens both Cake's and O'Malley's livelihood, Cake is forced to listen to Francesca's business advice.
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Bar Code
Episode 5
Cake and Francesca have it out when she recruits a hot young goalie.
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Blue Balls
Episode 4
As passion heats up between Cake and Francesca, a mysterious testicular infection spreads among the Goalies, threatening Cake's delicate truce with O'Malley.
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Malta
Episode 3
Old habits die hard when Cake's old flame Malta comes to town. The girl with game jeopardizes his standing with his own stable of goalies as well as with Johnny and Francesca and even with Phil Esposito.
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The Irish Are Fags
Episode 2 - 10-08-2006
When Cake's old enemy O'Malley registers the business name 'Cake's Rent-a-Goalie' and steals Lance "The Boil," a war ensues which can only be settled on the rink.
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The Arrivalist
Episode 1 - 10-01-2006
Cake impresses the boys when Tiger Williams calls him to book a goalie, but his world is turned upsidedown when his one night stand walks back into his life.
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Gnarsty Snarch
Episode 8 - 10-31-2007
Cake's 313-day celibacy streak is on the line when Fran (Inga Cadranel) refuses to join him in abstinence and Malta (Sarain Boylan) makes it her mission to break him.
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