Roseanne
(1988)Streaming Episode Guide
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Season 10
Knee Deep
Episode 9 - 5-22-2018
21m
Roseanne's knee gets worse so Dan is forced to a make an important work decision; but when a major storm hits Lanford, their fortunes change for the better. Later, Darlene realizes she has to go back to her first passion, writing.
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Netflix & Pill
Episode 8 - 5-15-2018
21m
After celebrating their 45th anniversary, Roseanne reveals to Dan a bigger problem with her bad knee. Meanwhile, Crystal announces her retirement as a waitress at the casino, and Becky and Darlene compete for the job, which has full-time benefits.
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Go Cubs
Episode 7 - 5-08-2018
21m
The Conners can't pay their Wi-Fi bill, so they befriend their new neighbors to use the Internet for Mary to Skype with mom Geena, who is stationed in Afghanistan. Meanwhile, Dan loses an important job and D.J. admits post-military life has been hard, so they come up with a plan to make extra money.
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No Country for Old Women
Episode 6 - 5-01-2018
21m
After Beverly gets kicked out of the nursing home, Roseanne and Jackie fight over who will take care of their mother. Meanwhile, Mark's creative touch with building a birdhouse for Dan's customer is more than Dan can handle, but Darlene defends her son.
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Darlene v. David
Episode 5 - 4-17-2018
21m
David unexpectedly shows up for Harris’ birthday after being absent for years, forcing Darlene to re-examine their relationship and the rest of the family. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Jackie’s mother, Bev, temporarily moves into the Conner home after an incident at the nursing home prevents her from returning
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Eggs Over, Not Easy
Episode 4 - 4-10-2018
21m
A crucial moment for Becky’s surrogacy arrangement forces her and Darlene to critically assess each other’s lives. Meanwhile, an animal rescue organization rejects Jackie’s application to adopt a puppy; and Roseanne makes a plan to change their mind.
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Roseanne Gets the Chair
Episode 3 - 4-03-2018
21m
Roseanne’s clash with Darlene over how she’s raising her kids – especially Harris – reaches a breaking point; while Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair, which she refuses to use because she doesn’t want to admit getting old.
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Dress to Impress
Episode 2 - 3-27-2018
21m
Darlene’s son, Mark, gets caught with a pocket knife after being bullied on the first day of his new school. Meanwhile, Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family and is nervous to bring her home.
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Twenty Years to Life
Episode 1 - 3-27-2018
21m
Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children, Harris and Mark, when Darlene loses her job. Meanwhile, Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money; and Roseanne and Jackie are at odds with one another.
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Season 9
Into That Good Night (2)
Episode 24 - 5-20-1997
22m
Roseanne fans find out much more than they thought they would in the second half of the season finale
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Into That Good Night (1)
Episode 23 - 5-20-1997
22m
Darlene and David bring home their new baby. Roseanne's sage advice for her daughter? "The best part is when you can mold their tender little egos to fit your every whim," she says. But the baby's not the only news. When friends and family gather to celebrate the birth, Becky and Mark have a surprising secret -- and Leon and Scott make an announcement.
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Arsenic and Old Mom
Episode 22 - 5-13-1997
22m
Dan's eccentric mom heads straight for Lanford after she's released from hospital, claiming to be cured. Problem is, Dan thinks she's trying to kill him.
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The Truth Be Told
Episode 21 - 3-18-1997
22m
Roseanne learns some truths about the price of fame when two high-powered television programmers bombard her with all sorts of bizarre ideas about how network and cable TV would tell her life story. Roseanne is appalled to learn that one wants to sanitize her life and the other wants to spice it up. At the same time, Bev is happily telling stories about Roseanne to a friendly florist, unaware that he is actually a tabloid reporter.
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Roseanne-Feld
Episode 20 - 3-04-1997
22m
Jackie and Mark take in a female wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared when he realizes he may be about to have his first sexual experience when a night of watching videos with Heather turns into a night of passion; and Bev introduces Leon and Scott to her new "friend," a boozy lounge singer named Joyce.
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The Miracle
Episode 19 - 2-25-1997
30m
When Darlene gives birth to a very premature baby, the doctors offer very little hope for the child's survival. But Roseanne sets out to prove that love, affection, and human contact are better than any medicine.
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A Second Chance
Episode 18 - 2-18-1997
30m
Bothered by rumors about Roseanne and "that Wellman guy," Dan sweeps by to take Roseanne out for a ride. Roseanne and Dan begin to take the first tentative steps toward putting their marriage back together. But their reconciliation is disrupted when a frantic call comes in from Jackie: Darlene has been suddenly rushed to the hospital.
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Some Enchanted Merger (2)
Episode 17 - 2-11-1997
30m
After they wrap up the Wellman Plastics buyout, Roseanne doesn't know what to do when she finds herself deeply attracted to Edgar Wellman, Jr., and realizes that he is equally bewitched by her.
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Lanford's Elite (1)
Episode 16 - 2-11-1997
22m
At a party at the swank Lanford Country Club, Roseanne forges a surprising bond with Edgar Wellman, Jr., the son of her hated former boss. When he reveals some shocking news about the future of Lanford, Roseanne realizes she may be the only one who can save her hometown.
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The War Room
Episode 15 - 1-28-1997
22m
When a heartbroken Roseanne locks herself in her room and won't come out, her family and friends all try in their own unique way to help her get out of her funk. Friends and family try an intervention after they're unable to rouse a listless Roseanne out of bed, where she's been for four days amid piles of junk food, depressed over Dan's affair.
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Hit the Road, Jack
Episode 14 - 1-14-1997
22m
As Dan packs his bags to leave, Roseanne drowns her sorrows in fast food while driving aimlessly around Lanford, and D.J. finds a soul mate to share his troubles.
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Say It Ain't So
Episode 13 - 1-07-1997
22m
Jackie forces Dan to reveal some devastating news to Roseanne: he's been having an affair in California with a nurse who cared for his mother. Meanwhile, D.J. wants the job of videotaping Darlene giving birth; and Jackie must face a harsh truth about her own love life.
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Home for the Holidays
Episode 12 - 12-17-1996
22m
After a long stay in California with his mother, Dan returns home for Christmas and he, Roseanne and the rest of the family begin to realize how fortunate they are to have each other and how much they have to be thankful for as the old year ends.
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Mothers and Other Strangers
Episode 11 - 12-03-1996
22m
Bev pays a visit to her free-spirited mom in search of answers, while Roseanne awaits Dan's return with trepidation, fearing he might not recognize the place -- or her new look.
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Home is Where the Afghan Is
Episode 10 - 11-26-1996
22m
The absence of Dan, a series of family squabbles, and a shocking revelation by Bev mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as a rich and famous family, and they start to realize that money does not necessarily buy happiness.
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Roseambo
Episode 9 - 11-19-1996
22m
Roseanne battles a group of women-hating terrorists who hold her family and a foreign diplomat hostage on a train to Washington, D.C.
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Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti
Episode 8 - 11-12-1996
22m
A visit with the wealthy Wentworths on Martha's Vineyard gives the Conners a glimpse into new friend Astrid's dysfunctional family. And before long, the Conners are teaching the snobby elitists some truths about real life.
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Satan, Darling
Episode 7 - 10-29-1996
22m
Absolutely fabulous glam gals Jennifer Saunders and Joanna Lumley (in character as Edina and Patsy) are among the few down-to-earth participants in Roseanne's outrageous Halloween outing. They're guests at an Upper West Side soiree, where new multimillionaires Roseanne and Jackie have gained entrance into New York society. But for grandmother-to-be Roseanne, a witches' coven soon comes into play "a la Rosemary's Baby” and bizarre happenings begin to involve a very pregnant Darlene.
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Pampered to a Pulp
Episode 6 - 10-22-1996
22m
Roseanne and Jackie fight the battle of the bulge during their sojourn at a luxury spa, where past-life regression therapy brings out the imagined warrior in Roseanne.
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Someday My Prince Will Come
Episode 5 - 10-15-1996
22m
A Moldavian prince descends on Lanford with one purpose in mind: to romance Jackie. It seems he's developed a royal crush on her after seeing her briefly on TV.
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Honor Thy Mother
Episode 4 - 10-08-1996
22m
While Roseanne and Jackie anticipate indulging themselves to unlock their "divine female essence" at a luxury spa, Dan is just plain morose -- and finally admits why: nagging worries about a family member, his institutionalized mother.
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What a Day for a Daydream
Episode 3 - 10-01-1996
22m
Newly wealthy Roseanne indulges in daydreams involving Hugh Hefner and an appearance on the Jerry Springer Show in which she imagines her dreams, and even some of her nightmares, coming true thanks to the lottery winnings.
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Millions from Heaven
Episode 2 - 9-24-1996
22m
The Connors win the biggest lottery payoff in state history but insist they're still "just folks."
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Call Waiting
Episode 1 - 9-17-1996
30m
Roseanne goes on a spiritual odyssey in front of the TV. After walking out on Dan in the heat of anger, Roseanne is now holed up at Jackie's, mesmerized by the sitcom couples she grew up with on That Girl, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and I Dream of Jeannie. Meanwhile, back at the Conner house, Dan is listlessly puttering around fixing things -- but he'd rather "fix things" in his marriage. And, much like the TV couples occupying Roseanne's thoughts, Dan and Roseanne just might discover that they're better off together than apart. In the coda, Jackie realizes that they have won $108 million in the state lottery.
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Season 8
Fights and Stuff
Episode 25 - 5-21-1996
22m
Dan returns home from hospital with orders from the doctor for a new diet regime -- and strict orders from Roseanne about changing his lifestyle.
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Heart & Soul
Episode 24 - 5-14-1996
22m
Roseanne's brave and witty front masks her fears after Dan suffers a heart attack during Darlene's wedding reception.
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The Wedding
Episode 23 - 5-07-1996
22m
Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.
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Ballroom Blitz
Episode 22 - 4-30-1996
22m
Bev's smitten with her passionate ballroom-dance instructor -- until a drama unfolds on the dance floor when he starts flirting with the newly divorced Jackie.
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Morning Becomes Obnoxious
Episode 21 - 4-09-1996
22m
After an impromptu interview at the diner goes spectacularly well, Roseanne prepares to "Wake Up Chicago" on a morning TV talk show as a news commentator with a unique and "opinionated blue-collar outlook" -- and with Jackie as her manager.
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Another Mouth to Shut Up
Episode 20 - 3-26-1996
22m
Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.
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Springtime for David
Episode 19 - 3-12-1996
22m
David moves out after getting a job at a theme park known as "the happiest place in Illinois," where he's soon transformed into an ultra-perky worker with an eerie smile.
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Disney World War II (2)
Episode 18 - 2-27-1996
22m
Fireworks and fanfare accompany the Conners on a whirlwind tour of the magical kingdom of Disney World, when Darlene finds she's actually happy in the presence of Winnie the Pooh.
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We're Going to Disney World (1)
Episode 17 - 2-20-1996
22m
The family goes hog wild with excitement -- and with plans to travel to Disney World -- when Dan brings home his final paycheck from the Lanford City Garage.
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Construction Junction
Episode 16 - 2-13-1996
22m
Dan weighs the merits of giving up his boring garage job for a new construction endeavor with his pals; Jackie surfs the internet and becomes addicted.
7.1/10Where to watch
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Out of the Past
Episode 15 - 2-06-1996
22m
While Nana Mary amuses Roseanne and Jackie with a box of their childhood treasures, Dan and his pals reluctantly play poker with Leon and Scott.
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Becky Howser, M.D.
Episode 14 - 1-16-1996
22m
Roseanne advises an unhappy Becky to change her life -- not realizing that Mark doesn't share his wife's eagerness for change, so Becky intends to change her marriage.
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The White Sheep of the Family
Episode 13 - 1-09-1996
22m
D.J. inherits $500 in his great aunt Harriet's will (because he was the only member of the family she never met) and blows half of it on a trombone to impress a girl who plays tuba in the school band. Meanwhile, Darlene alienates everyone by mentioning that she has turned down a $500/week job in advertising, an entry level position that would pay her more than both her parents earn.
6.9/10Where to watch
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The Thrilla Near the Vanilla Extract
Episode 12 - 1-02-1996
22m
Did someone say food fight? That's what Roseanne and Jackie's stint offering samples at a supermarket turns into when Jackie outsells her sister.
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December Bride
Episode 11 - 12-12-1995
30m
Christmas for the Conners bring more than the usual holiday cheer and festivities, it also brings a wedding -- for Leon and Scott.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Direct to Video
Episode 10 - 12-05-1995
22m
While Roseanne narrates a video time capsule for her unborn child, Becky and Darlene find old love letters of Dan and Roseanne's; D.J. gets upset when he finds his parents did not fill out his baby book; and Mark cooks dinner for the Conner clan.
6.2/10Where to watch
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Of Mice and Dan
Episode 9 - 11-28-1995
22m
With his old band mate performing in town, Dan's got the blues. Seems he regrets giving up his youthful dreams to settle down with Roseanne.
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The Last Thursday in November
Episode 8 - 11-21-1995
22m
When D.J.'s teacher gives his students free rein, the class Thanksgiving pageant takes on a decidedly modern, Pulp Fiction twist-- and offends many of the parents, but not the Conners.
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The Getaway, Almost
Episode 7 - 11-14-1995
22m
Roseanne and Jackie's shopping trip with the baby becomes an outing a la Thelma and Louise after they give a lift to a rebellious teen, then force a trucker off the road.
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The Fifties Show
Episode 6 - 11-07-1995
22m
The Conners find themselves going back in time in this spoof of 1950s sitcoms (shot mostly in black and white): Roseanne's a fussy housewife, Dan is a hapless businessman stewing over "the Anderson account," and Jackie's the wacky neighbor.
6.2/10Where to watch
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Halloween: the Final Chapter
Episode 5 - 10-31-1995
22m
Roseanne reigns as "Queen of the Gypsies, consort of wizards and seer of souls" on Halloween, when an Ouija board sending a message from "The Dead" portends an unexpected event: she's in labor.
6.1/10Where to watch
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The Last Date
Episode 4 - 10-24-1995
30m
The temptation to crash a stranger's bar mitzvah at a local hotel is too much for Roseanne as she drags Dan out on the town for a "last hurrah" before the baby is born.
7.1/10Where to watch
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Roseanne in the Hood
Episode 3 - 10-17-1995
30m
Roseanne will stop at nothing to crush the competition when a new, more posh eatery -- complete with a salad bar and a drive-through window -- opens up across from the Lunch Box.
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Let Them Eat Junk
Episode 2 - 9-26-1995
22m
Jackie chews out Roseanne for feeding baby Andy junk food; D.J. spends a picture-perfect day observing what makes Dan tick after Dan becomes upset to discover D.J.'s only photo of him shows him sitting drinking beer -- pretty much what makes him tick.
6.8/10Where to watch
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Shower the People You Love with Stuff
Episode 1 - 9-19-1995
22m
Hostesses Becky and Darlene disagree over Roseanne's baby shower.
7.1/10Where to watch
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Season 7
Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
Episode 26 - 5-24-1995
A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr. Howell, Bev becomes Mrs. Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.
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Couch Potatoes
Episode 25 - 5-17-1995
22m
Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.
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The Birds and the Frozen Bees
Episode 24 - 5-10-1995
22m
Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.
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The Blaming of the Shrew
Episode 23 - 5-03-1995
22m
Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.
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Happy Trailers
Episode 22 - 3-29-1995
22m
Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.
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Husbands and Wives
Episode 21 - 3-22-1995
22m
Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.
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The Clip Show: All About Rosey (2)
Episode 20 - 3-01-1995
22m
The "Sitcom Moms Welcome Wagon" visits Roseanne.
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The Clip Show: All About Rosey (1)
Episode 19 - 3-01-1995
45m
Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via her crystal ball. In the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.
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Single Married Female
Episode 18 - 2-22-1995
22m
In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.
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Lost Youth
Episode 17 - 2-15-1995
22m
Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.
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Sisters
Episode 16 - 2-08-1995
22m
Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.
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Bed and Bored
Episode 15 - 2-01-1995
22m
Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.
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My Name is Bev
Episode 14 - 1-11-1995
22m
After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.
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Rear Window
Episode 13 - 1-04-1995
22m
The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.
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The Parenting Trap
Episode 12 - 12-14-1994
22m
Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school. Meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.
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Maybe Baby
Episode 11 - 11-30-1994
22m
Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.
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Thanksgiving '94
Episode 10 - 11-23-1994
22m
Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.
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White Men Can't Kiss
Episode 9 - 11-16-1994
30m
D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.
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Punch and Jimmy
Episode 8 - 11-09-1994
22m
An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about. Meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.
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Follow the Son
Episode 7 - 11-02-1994
22m
D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.
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Skeleton in the Closet
Episode 6 - 10-26-1994
22m
Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soiree with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.
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Sleeper
Episode 5 - 10-19-1994
22m
David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.
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Girl Talk
Episode 4 - 10-12-1994
22m
Dan, Mark, and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences and dysfunctions.
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Snoop Davey Dave
Episode 3 - 10-05-1994
22m
Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.
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Two for One
Episode 2 - 9-28-1994
22m
Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Nine is Enough
Episode 1 - 9-21-1994
30m
Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Season 6
Altar Egos
Episode 25 - 5-24-1994
22m
Egos clash when Jackie and Fred can't make a decision about their marriage. Fred is having what Dan calls the moment of clarity, a case of the jitters that affects some men just before the big day. But what's really bothering Fred is his belief that Jackie has feelings for someone she sees almost every day and whom she is always asking to come over and fix stuff, none other than Dan.
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Isn't It Romantic?
Episode 24 - 5-17-1994
24m
Fred asks Roseanne how to propose to Jackie, then uses hints from Jackie's favourite soap opera; an enraged Roseanne demands romance from Dan, then turns to fantasy; Mark and David struggle with the concepts of feminism.
7.1/10Where to watch
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Body by Jake
Episode 23 - 5-10-1994
30m
Bev moves in after breaking her pelvis at the retirement home, blaming Dan for not safeproofing her shower; then Roseanne discovers that it happened while Bev and Jake were having sex.
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I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep
Episode 22 - 5-03-1994
22m
Darlene discovers that D.J. has been sneaking off after to school to attend church; D.J. gives Roseanne a hard time about morals when she accepts a mistaken delivery of a second stove at the diner.
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Lies My Father Told Me
Episode 21 - 3-29-1994
24m
Roseanne helps Dan understand his dad's lying about his mom's mental state.
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Past Imperfect
Episode 20 - 3-22-1994
30m
When Dan's father misses an alimony payment, Dan and Roseanne argue about covering it; meanwhile, Fred becomes concerned about Jackie's sexual past.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Labor Day
Episode 19 - 3-08-1994
24m
Jackie is due to give birth, and has to choose between Fred and Roseanne to accompany her to the delivery room.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Don't Ask Don't Tell
Episode 18 - 3-01-1994
30m
Roseanne is the life of the party at a gay bar, until Nancy's new girlfriend plants a disturbing kiss on her; meanwhile, back home, Becky's old flame gives Mark reason to distrust Becky.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Don't Make Room For Daddy
Episode 17 - 2-15-1994
24m
Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child; Mark and D.J. tease David for being unmanly.
7.1/10Where to watch
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Everyone Comes To Jackie's
Episode 16 - 2-08-1994
24m
Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.
7.7/10Where to watch
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David vs Goliath
Episode 15 - 2-01-1994
24m
Guilt and Roseanne's slavedriving push David to confess to Dan that he was living with Darlene in Chicago, and Dan throws him out; Jackie refuses to take money for the baby from Fred; Roseanne and Becky try to pressure Dan to hire Mark.
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Busted
Episode 14 - 1-11-1994
22m
Dan and Roseanne try to talk Mark into coming back to Becky; meanwhile, Roseanne finds out that David is living with Darlene and heads for Chicago to confront them.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Suck Up Or Shut Up
Episode 13 - 1-04-1994
30m
Roseanne joins a women's club in hopes of establishing useful contacts, leaving D.J. high and dry with a weird classmate whose mother also belongs. Meanwhile, Mark drops a bombshell on Becky when Dan discovers that he has dropped out of school.
7.3/10Where to watch
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White Trash Christmas
Episode 12 - 12-14-1993
22m
Roseanne and Dan snub the neighborhood association by putting up gaudy Xmas decorations, and become furious with Becky when she gives the check they have given her for college to Mark and takes a job as a waitress in a tacky bar.
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Driver's Seat
Episode 11 - 11-30-1993
22m
Leon convinces Jackie and Nancy to open the restaurant for breakfast, causing Roseanne to fear he is planning to force her out. Roseanne's car is stolen -- by D.J., and her violent reaction frightens her that she may repeat the pattern of her own abuse as a child, while Dan blames her anger on work stress.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Thanksgiving '93
Episode 10 - 11-23-1993
22m
The Connors' dysfunctional-family Thanksgiving finds Becky preparing the bird, Dan and Mark duking it out, and an absent-minded Nana Mary revealing Bev's secret about her marriage.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Homecoming
Episode 9 - 11-16-1993
30m
Becky and Mark return home for Dan's high school football team's 20th anniversary party. It soon becomes apparent that there's trouble in paradise, so Roseanne schemes to break them up.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Guilt By Imagination
Episode 8 - 11-09-1993
24m
Dan has a hard time concealing the fact that he had lunch with an old flame.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Homeward Bound
Episode 7 - 11-02-1993
24m
Darlene visits, making David realize how much he misses her; Roseanne urges Dan to have a man-to-man chat with D. J. after they discover he's been spending too much time behind locked doors.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Halloween V
Episode 6 - 10-26-1993
24m
Halloween at the diner becomes complicated when Nancy complains that Dan doesn't like her, and Roseanne discovers that Darlene and David are each dating others.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Be My Baby
Episode 5 - 10-19-1993
24m
After months of trying to get pregnant, Roseanne learns that Jackie is expecting -- and Fred is the unknowing father.
7.3/10Where to watch
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A Stash From The Past
Episode 4 - 10-05-1993
22m
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is hers from decades ago.
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Party Politics
Episode 3 - 9-28-1993
24m
Roseanne attempts to enlist Darlene's aid in taming a rebellious D.J., while scheming to reunite her with David.
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Mommy's Curse
Episode 2 - 9-21-1993
24m
Brutally honest Roseanne suffers the consequences after telling Bev that she's had her fill of her at the Lunch Box. Meanwhile, Jackie jumps back into the dating arena.
7.3/10Where to watch
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Two Down One To Go
Episode 1 - 9-14-1993
22m
Roseanne is suffering from empty-nest syndrome as Darlene heads for school. But after Darlene gets settled into her dorm, the two have a revealing mother-daughter chat, and Roseanne returns home with a plan.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Season 5
Daughters and Other Strangers
Episode 25 - 5-18-1993
24m
Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; new neighbor George befriends D.J.
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Tooth or Consequences
Episode 24 - 5-11-1993
24m
Dan realizes that he needs a steady job to take care of his family when he accidentally knocks out one of Roseanne's teeth on the day she is to meet with a health inspector (who turns out to be Leon); Darlene is accepted to art school but David is rejected.
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Glengarry, Glen Rosey
Episode 23 - 5-04-1993
30m
Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their new partner, Roger, skips town.
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Promises, Promises
Episode 22 - 4-06-1993
30m
Darlene springs a prom-night surprise on David: she has rented a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan is reluctant to share with Roseanne his plans for a new business.
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Playing with Matches
Episode 21 - 3-23-1993
22m
Darlene wants nothing to do with David after Molly kisses him; and a new friend puts a smile on Bev's face.
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It was Twenty Years Ago Today
Episode 20 - 3-09-1993
30m
For their anniversary, Roseanne poses in a sexy photo for Dan, while he moonlights at a big-and-tall men's store to pay for his present for her.
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It's a Boy!
Episode 19 - 3-02-1993
24m
Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
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Lose a Job, Winnebago
Episode 18 - 2-23-1993
30m
The Conners and the Tildens travel to California in a motor home, with Dan pondering his future and Ty contemplating Jackie.
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First Cousin, Twice Removed
Episode 17 - 2-16-1993
24m
A wealthy and successful cousin whom Roseanne hasn't seen in 25 years comes to bury the hachet, and encourages Darlene to leave home.
7.2/10Where to watch
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Wait Till Your Father Gets Home
Episode 16 - 2-09-1993
30m
The death of their father finds Jackie blubbering, but Roseanne angry -- and sharing a drink with the "other woman" in his life.
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Lanford Daze
Episode 15 - 1-26-1993
30m
Darlene does NOT serve meat at the counter. She is forced to work there by Roseanne, but out of principal, will not serve the meat. That was her whole point
7.3/10Where to watch
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War and Peace (2)
Episode 14 - 1-12-1993
24m
Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
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Crime and Punishment (1)
Episode 13 - 1-05-1993
30m
Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
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It's No Place Like Home for The Holidays
Episode 12 - 12-15-1992
30m
A Christmas Eve snowstorm scatters the Connors, with Roseanne and Jackie trapped at the Luch Box with Bev and Nana Mary, while Darlene takes shelter at David's and learns the truth about his home life.
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Of Ice and Men
Episode 11 - 12-01-1992
30m
D.J. decides to take up hockey and becomes the terror of the rink; Roseanne meddles to reunite Jackie and Fisher.
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Good Girls, Bad Girls
Episode 10 - 11-24-1992
30m
Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Stand on Your Man
Episode 9 - 11-17-1992
30m
The Lunch Box welcomes its first customers, including a weirdo whose presence sends the gals to a self-defense class. Meanwhile, Arnie questions his own manhood after hearing that Nancy is gay.
7.6/10Where to watch
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Ladies' Choice
Episode 8 - 11-10-1992
30m
Nancy takes Roseanne and Jackie by surprise with the announcement that she and Marla are gay lovers; Bev announces she is moving into a Lanford retirement center, which leaves Roseanne feeling over the hill.
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Halloween IV
Episode 7 - 10-27-1992
30m
Roseanne sends everyone to a party while she stays home -- and is visited by the ghosts of Halloween past, present, and future.
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Looking for Loans in All the Wrong Places
Episode 6 - 10-20-1992
24m
Denied a loan to open the restaurant, Roseanne must turn to her mother; Darlene catches D.J. peeping at neighbor Molly.
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Pretty in Black
Episode 5 - 10-13-1992
30m
Roseanne mortifies Darlene with a sweet sixteen party, then sends her off to her friends while the adults enjoy the festivities, which include a game of Truth or Dare; the Tildens move in next door; Darlene dyes her hair black to make Roseanne mad, but is shocked when Roseanne reacts differently.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Mommy Nearest
Episode 4 - 10-06-1992
30m
Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect, but much, much younger man.
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The Dark Ages
Episode 3 - 9-29-1992
30m
The power company cuts off the Conners' power. Dan and Roseanne must look at Darlene in a new light after David spends the night in her room.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Terms of Estrangement (2)
Episode 2 - 9-22-1992
24m
Becky and Mark return to say goodbye before moving away.
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Terms of Estrangement (1)
Episode 1 - 9-15-1992
24m
Roseanne supports the family after Dan's motorcycle shop goes under; Becky considers moving to Minneapolis with Mark.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Season 4
Aliens
Episode 25 - 5-12-1992
30m
As the luncheonette closes and the bike shop folds, D.J.'s scholastic achievement is the only light on the Conners' dim horizon. (Coda: an ice-cream fight in the Conner kitchen; Arnie is abducted by aliens)
7.6/10Where to watch
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Don't Make Me Over
Episode 24 - 5-05-1992
24m
The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day in hopes of convincing her to let them attend a weekend rock concert.
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Secrets
Episode 23 - 4-28-1992
24m
Mark turns to alcohol to solve his problems with Becky, and Dan lies to Roseanne about the boy's drunken, reckless evening at the Lobo Lounge to cover both their tracks.
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Deliverance
Episode 22 - 3-31-1992
30m
A pregnant Crystal snaps at everyone in sight, then goes into labor with Dan coaching her in the delivery room; Roseanne and Bonnie feud over who should replace Leon as the new manager of the coffee shop; and Darlene delivers a message to David to quit crowding her.
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Lies
Episode 21 - 3-24-1992
24m
Roseanne freaks out when she learns that Rodbell's employees must take a lie detector test to find out who has been stealing from the restaurant; Darlene bypasses Roseanne for advice about her beau.
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Therapy
Episode 20 - 3-17-1992
22m
Roseanne accompanies Jackie to her therapist after she chooses the ideal man for Jackie -- dull tax accountant Art; Darlene mouths off once too often about a female school bully.
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The Commercial Show
Episode 19 - 3-03-1992
30m
The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.
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This Old House
Episode 18 - 2-25-1992
24m
On a last visit to their childhood home, Roseanne and Jackie recall their adolescent years, causing Roseanne to reconsider a punishment for Darlene, who skipped school with David to attend a comic book convention in Chicago.
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Breakin' Up is Hard to Do
Episode 17 - 2-18-1992
22m
Roseanne and Dan breathe a sigh of relief when Becky breaks up with Mark.
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Less is More
Episode 16 - 2-11-1992
22m
A doctor recommends that Roseanne undergo breast reduction surgery for her back problems.
7.4/10Where to watch
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The Back Story
Episode 15 - 2-04-1992
22m
After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out -- and to spoil her grandchildren.
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The Bowling Show
Episode 14 - 1-21-1992
22m
When Dan and Arnie struggle to bring their bowling team out of last place, some unexpected competition arises. Meanwhile, Roseanne feels shut out of Jackie's new friendship with Nancy.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Bingo
Episode 13 - 1-07-1992
30m
It is Crystal's choice to choose where the gals' night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 playing bingo, she gets hooked on it. Becky and Darlene babysit Little Ed, but when Dan comes home its D.J. and Dan that end up taking care of the baby. Roseanne and Crystal get into a fight, but at the end they make up and Roseanne learns that Crystal is pregnant again.
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Santa Claus
Episode 12 - 12-24-1991
30m
Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall -- and hears something she wishes she hadn't from one of the kid's mothers, who turns out to be Darlene's new friend and confidante.
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Kansas City, Here We Come
Episode 11 - 12-03-1991
30m
Roseanne and Jackie go to Kansas City to visit their father's mistress; Dan intends to beat up Becky's obnoxious boss.
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Thanksgiving '91
Episode 10 - 11-26-1991
24m
Thanksgiving brings four generations together to cope with a surprise announcement from Bev.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Stressed to Kill
Episode 9 - 11-19-1991
24m
Becky gets into hot water for helping Darlene with a school assignment; trying to stop smoking cold-turkey has Roseanne frazzled, as does working two jobs.
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Vegas, Vegas (2)
Episode 8 - 11-12-1991
24m
The Conners risk getting thrown out of a Vegas nightclub, and visit a wedding chapel with Arnie and Nancy.
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Vegas (1)
Episode 7 - 11-05-1991
24m
Arnie decides to wed Nancy in Las Vegas, inviting Dan and Roseanne to stand up for them.
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Trick Me Up, Trick Me Down
Episode 6 - 10-21-1991
30m
Roseanne is convinced that Kathy Bowman will take revenge for the Halloween prank she played on her; Jackie flirts with a moose at the Lodge costume party only to discover that it's former boyfriend Booker (in his last appearance).
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Tolerate Thy Neighbor
Episode 5 - 10-15-1991
30m
Roseanne's new neighbors, the Bowmans, are burgled while they are out of town -- and hold Roseanne responsible.
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Darlene Fades to Black
Episode 4 - 10-08-1991
24m
Darlene slips into a depressive state, wanting to wear only black, watch TV and be left alone; Becky wants a motorcycle.
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Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker
Episode 3 - 10-01-1991
30m
Jackie awakens and is horrified to find that she has slept with Arnie; Dan invites Leon home for the weekly poker game; D.J. trades his comics for a dog.
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Take My Bike ... Please!
Episode 2 - 9-24-1991
24m
Roseanne and Dan open up shop at Lanford Custom Cycle, but selling a bike proves an exhausting challenge, as does keeping the household fine-tuned with Becky in charge.
7.6/10Where to watch
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A Bitter Pill to Swallow
Episode 1 - 9-17-1991
30m
Roseanne is stunned when Becky asks for advice about birth control.
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Season 3
The Pied Piper of Lanford
Episode 25 - 5-13-1991
22m
Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with a free-spirited old friend who gets cold feet at the last minute.
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Scenes from a Barbecue
Episode 24 - 5-05-1991
22m
The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.
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Dances with Darlene
Episode 23 - 4-28-1991
22m
Roseanne tries to convince Darlene to wear something feminine to a big school dance -- but she'd rather attract attention for her softball skills.
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Second Time Around
Episode 22 - 4-01-1991
30m
Roseanne helps Crystal with her Lamaze classes; Dan's near-fatal accident at work makes D.J. follow him obsessively; Dan and Roseanne sit up all night doing their wills, and Jackie is offended that she doesn't get custody of the kids.
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Troubles with the Rubbles
Episode 21 - 3-25-1991
30m
The new wife next door, Kathy Bowman, looks down on Roseanne and complains that D.J. is a bad influence on her son Todd.
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Her Boyfriend's Back
Episode 20 - 3-11-1991
22m
Frustrated because her parents can't afford the car she wants, Becky and her boyfriend, Mark, borrow Dan's treasured motorcycle against his orders.
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Vegas Interruptus
Episode 19 - 2-25-1991
30m
Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.
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Communicable Theater
Episode 18 - 2-18-1991
30m
Roseanne is torn between taking care of her flu-stricken husband and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
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Valentine's Day
Episode 17 - 2-11-1991
22m
Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping; and Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead.
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Home-Ec
Episode 16 - 2-04-1991
22m
Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.
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Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Episode 15 - 1-21-1991
22m
Becky runs away from home to live with Jackie.
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The Wedding
Episode 14 - 1-14-1991
22m
Against Dan's wishes, Roseanne forges ahead with wedding preparations, with Crystal revealing she's pregnant with Ed's child.
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The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
Episode 13 - 1-07-1991
24m
Dan's visiting father astonishes everyone by announcing his plans to marry Crystal.
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Confessions
Episode 12 - 12-11-1990
24m
An angry and deflated Roseanne discovered that her mother always thought sister Jackie had more potential.
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Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
Episode 11 - 12-03-1990
30m
Since the girls continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late, hoping to teach the girls a lesson, with the help of Officer Jackie.
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Dream Lover
Episode 10 - 11-27-1990
22m
Dan ill-advisedly tells Roseanne he's having dreams of a mysterious, and oddly homely, other woman.
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Bird is the Word
Episode 9 - 11-13-1990
30m
Becky is suspended for allegedly making an obscene gesture in her class photo which makes her suddenly popular at school, but Roseanne is the one called into the principal's office.
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PMS, I Love You
Episode 8 - 11-06-1990
22m
Roseanne's PMS day and Dan's birthday are on a collision course.
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Trick or Treat
Episode 7 - 10-30-1990
30m
Roseanne, mistaken for a guy in her lumberjack Halloween costume, plays along with some braggarts and learns about machismo.
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Becky, Beds and Boys
Episode 6 - 10-23-1990
22m
Becky's folks pressure her to stop dating a boy.
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Goodbye, Mr. Right
Episode 5 - 10-15-1990
30m
After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says he's tired of always worrying about her and wants her to quit her job as a Police Woman. Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.
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Like, a New Job
Episode 4 - 10-09-1990
22m
Despite her misgivings, Roseanne, working late as a coffee-shop waitress, leaves Dan in charge of the kids.
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Like, a Virgin
Episode 3 - 10-02-1990
30m
Roseanne decides it's time to give Becky "the talk", unaware that it's Darlene who needs it more.
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Friends and Relatives
Episode 2 - 9-25-1990
22m
Lending money to pal Arnie comes easily for Dan, but he believes that borrowing from family only adds up to disaster.
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The Test
Episode 1 - 9-18-1990
22m
Becky is eager to practice for her driving test, and the rest of the family awaits the results of Roseanne's pregnancy test.
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Season 2
Happy Birthday
Episode 24 - 5-08-1990
22m
Roseanne finally has a place to write when Dan builds her an office for her birthday -- but she's stricken with a case of writer's block.
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Fathers and Daughters
Episode 23 - 5-01-1990
22m
In an attempt to bond with their daughters, Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky, and Roseanne watches basketball with Darlene.
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April Fool's Day
Episode 22 - 4-10-1990
22m
On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.
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Fender Bender
Episode 21 - 3-20-1990
30m
Roseanne's station wagon is hit by a luxury car that belongs to the rich Mrs. Wellman.
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To Tell the Truth
Episode 20 - 2-27-1990
30m
Roseanne's meddling results in silence between the sisters, but Jackie has exciting news to share.
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All of Me
Episode 19 - 2-20-1990
30m
Roseanne doesn't share Jackie's enthusiasm for the exciting new man in her life.
7.1/10Where to watch
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I'm Hungry
Episode 18 - 2-13-1990
22m
Dan is persuaded to join Roseanne in a weight-loss program that involves exercise.
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Hair
Episode 17 - 2-06-1990
22m
Roseanne applies for a job at a beauty salon doing the same domestic chores that she does at home.
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Born to Be Wild
Episode 16 - 1-30-1990
22m
Roseanne and Dan get a blast from the blast when old pal Ziggy cruises into Lanford on a motorcycle, prompting the Conners to resurrect their old bike.
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An Officer and a Gentleman
Episode 15 - 1-23-1990
22m
When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.
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One for the Road
Episode 14 - 1-09-1990
22m
When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.
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Chicken Hearts
Episode 13 - 1-02-1990
22m
Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.
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No Talking
Episode 12 - 12-12-1989
22m
Becky wages a teenage war of silence against Roseanne.
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Lobocop
Episode 11 - 12-05-1989
22m
When Roseanne takes a second job, her hectic work schedule takes a bite out of her romantic schedule with Dan. Dan disguises himself in an attempt to win back Roseanne's affections.
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Brain-Dead Poets Society
Episode 10 - 11-28-1989
30m
Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.
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We Gather Together
Episode 9 - 11-21-1989
22m
On Thanksgiving Day, Jackie finally spills the news of her new job to her mother; and Dan's dad butters up Crystal.
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Sweet Dreams
Episode 8 - 11-07-1989
22m
Roseanne tries to get a few minutes of relaxation in the bathtub, but she ends up getting constant interruptions from her family--and a fantasy about two hunks.
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BOO!
Episode 7 - 10-31-1989
22m
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
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Five of a Kind
Episode 6 - 10-24-1989
22m
A kiss is just a kiss, but it could mean trouble when the kisser is Dan's buddy Arnie, and the kissee is Roseanne.
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House of Grown-Ups
Episode 5 - 10-10-1989
22m
After a lonely architect who works with Dan has dinner at the Conners', he attempts to buy their friendship
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Somebody Stole My Gal
Episode 4 - 10-03-1989
22m
Roseanne begins to feel the empty-nest syndrome when Jackie departs for police training, Becky dates a 17-year-old and Darlene goes to a co-ed party.
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Guilt by Disassociation
Episode 3 - 9-26-1989
22m
Inexperienced Roseanne is hired for -- and subsequently fired from -- a job requiring computer experience.
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The Little Sister
Episode 2 - 9-19-1989
22m
Jackie takes umbrage at Roseanne's remarks about her career ambitions when she reveals that she has enrolled in police academy; Becky gets caught reading Dan's girlie magazine.
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Inherit the Wind
Episode 1 - 9-12-1989
22m
Roseanne tries her hand at telephone solicitation while trying to console Becky who had an embarrassing accident in front of the school council.
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Season 1
Let's Call It Quits
Episode 23 - 5-02-1989
22m
Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.
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Dear Mom and Dad
Episode 22 - 4-18-1989
30m
An unannounced visit by Roseanne's parents has the Conner house in an uproar.
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Death and Stuff
Episode 21 - 4-11-1989
22m
During the family's busy weekend activities, a door-to-door salesman drops by -- and then drops dead in the Conner kitchen.
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Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
Episode 20 - 3-28-1989
30m
As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.
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Workin' Overtime
Episode 19 - 3-14-1989
22m
After two weeks of overtime at work and chaos at home, Roseanne takes refuge at a diner.
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The Slice of Life
Episode 18 - 3-07-1989
22m
Darlene's emergency appendectomy makes Roseanne anxious and guilty over having yelled at Darlene earlier.
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Becky's Choice
Episode 17 - 2-28-1989
22m
Becky is eager for the dinner party with Chip and his parents to come to an end.
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Mall Story
Episode 16 - 2-21-1989
22m
Roseanne takes her reluctant family on a shopping spree at the Lanford mall.
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Nightmare on Oak Street
Episode 15 - 2-14-1989
30m
Darlene's bad dreams aren't due to the scary movies she's been watching.
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Father's Day
Episode 14 - 2-07-1989
22m
Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.
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Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
Episode 13 - 1-31-1989
22m
Crystal struggles to cope with the death of her husband; Darlene decides it's cool to smoke.
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The Monday Through Friday Show
Episode 12 - 1-24-1989
22m
Dan and Roseanne disagree about where to spend a romantic 15th anniversary; Becky refuses to dissect a frog in biology class; Darlene finds her paper route more than she can handle.
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Canoga Time
Episode 11 - 1-17-1989
22m
Dan can't bear to part with the "junk" Roseanne wants to donate to a rummage sale; Darlene forges a passing grade on her report card.
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Saturday
Episode 10 - 1-10-1989
22m
Roseanne bets Dan he'll never finish repairing his truck.
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Dan's Birthday Bash
Episode 9 - 1-03-1989
22m
Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.
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Here's to Good Friends
Episode 8 - 12-20-1988
22m
Roseanne and Jackie help Crystal drown her sorrows over breaking up with her lover by taking her to the Lobo Lounge for a few pink squirrels and a pep talk.
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The Memory Game
Episode 7 - 12-13-1988
22m
Roseanne discovers that Dan had a one-night stand with her high-school nemesis years ago.
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Lovers' Lane
Episode 6 - 12-06-1988
22m
Bowling night finds Roseanne checking out Becky's new boyfriend Chip, while Jackie and Booker make a bet with high stakes.
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Radio Days
Episode 5 - 11-29-1988
22m
A songwriting contest unleashes creativity in Dan and Roseanne, while Booker unleashes uncontrolled impulses in Jackie.
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Language Lessons
Episode 4 - 11-22-1988
30m
A body language test reveals Dan's innermost feelings about his sister-in-law; Darlene has a bone to pick with D.J.
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D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Episode 3 - 11-01-1988
22m
Jackie babysits while Roseanne and Dan go out to a formal restaurant dinner -- at which they see a recently divorced friend.
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We're in the Money
Episode 2 - 10-25-1988
22m
Although Dan and Roseanne agree not to spend any of Dan's $500 advance on themselves, neither can resist the temptation.
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Life and Stuff
Episode 1 - 10-18-1988
22m
Roseanne deals with complaints that her daughter Darlene barks in school.
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Crime and Punishment (1)
Episode 13 - 1-05-1993
30m
Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.
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War and Peace (2)
Episode 14 - 1-12-1993
24m
Dan returns home to rampart rumors about his behavior, while Roseanne urges a dazed Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.
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A Stash From The Past
Episode 4 - 10-05-1993
22m
Foreman Dan feels lower than low for getting tough with his employees at work, while Roseanne lectures David for getting high after she finds a stash of pot in the house -- then realizes it is hers from decades ago.
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BOO!
Episode 7 - 10-31-1989
22m
The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.
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It's a Boy!
Episode 19 - 3-02-1993
24m
Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend, David, to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.
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