Santa Clarita Diet
(2017)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 3
The Cult of Sheila
Episode 10 - 3-29-2019
35m
Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.
8.8/10Where to watch
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Zombody
Episode 9 - 3-29-2019
Joel's eager to nail his interview and become a Knight of Serbia, but Sheila keeps salting his game. Meanwhile, Abby hits the town with a new friend.
8.2/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Forever!
Episode 8 - 3-29-2019
A twist in the FBI's investigation takes Eric and Abby by surprise. Sheila introduces Jean to a new diet. Joel tries to trick the ever-elusive Ron.
8.2/10Where to watch
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A Specific Form of Recklessness
Episode 7 - 3-29-2019
Sheila's got a plan: turn Jean undead so she'll be around to meet her grandkid. Joel's not on board, but this train has already left the station.
8/10Where to watch
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The Chicken and the Pear
Episode 6 - 3-29-2019
27m
To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.
8.4/10Where to watch
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Belle and Sebastian Protect the Head
Episode 5 - 3-29-2019
29m
Joel and Sheila engage in a battle of wits (well, kind of) with Tommy. Ron shares his plans. Lisa is forced to -- ugh -- get serious.
8.3/10Where to watch
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More of a Cat Person
Episode 4 - 3-29-2019
28m
Joel's feeling pressured to join the undead club. Meanwhile, Ramona wants Eric, the FBI wants answers, and poor Mr. Ball Legs wants some attention.
8/10Where to watch
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We Let People Die Every Day
Episode 3 - 3-29-2019
30m
Sheila and Joel want Anne out of their business. Hey, good luck with that. Also, Eric laments his heroics, and a woman's life hinges on potato salad.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Knighttime
Episode 2 - 3-29-2019
26m
Sheila and Joel meet a knight and Anne lays down the law. Plus, there's a rumor going 'round that Eric and Abby are k-i-s-s-i-n-g. Ooooooh!
8/10Where to watch
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Wuffenloaf
Episode 1 - 3-29-2019
31m
God, why me? That's what Sheila wants to know. Meanwhile, Joel feels a smidge threatened, Anne spreads the gospel, and Abby and Eric pretend to date.
8/10Where to watch
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Season 2
Halibut!
Episode 10 - 3-23-2018
34m
With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.
9/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Suspicious Objects
Episode 9 - 3-23-2018
29m
Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.
8.4/10Where to watch
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Easels and War Paint
Episode 8 - 3-23-2018
29m
Sheila and Joel piece together the previous night's events while dealing with a professional setback. Abby gets a bold new look, courtesy of Lisa.
8.1/10Where to watch
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A Change of Heart
Episode 7 - 3-23-2018
27m
007, he ain’t. Eric’s plan to go undercover as a seafood distributor hits a snag. Meanwhile, Joel and Sheila worry Abby is getting out of control.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Pasión
Episode 6 - 3-23-2018
29m
Is a colonel the clam connection? Joel’s on a stakeout to find out. Also, Abby has a date, and Sheila doesn't see eye to eye with her boss.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Going Pre-med
Episode 5 - 3-23-2018
28m
A snarky online review comes back to haunt Joel. Meanwhile, Sheila's new friendship proves problematic, and Abby leans into her new persona.
8.1/10Where to watch
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The Queen of England
Episode 4 - 3-23-2018
27m
Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.
8.5/10Where to watch
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Moral Gray Area
Episode 3 - 3-23-2018
27m
After an old nemesis asks for a favor, Joel and Sheila find themselves neck deep in Nazis, raffle tickets and surprisingly stunning woodwork.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Coyote in Yoga Pants
Episode 2 - 3-23-2018
29m
Eager to secure a lucrative new listing, Joel and Sheila brainstorm how to knock rival realtors out of contention ... without resorting to murder.
8.2/10Where to watch
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No Family is Perfect
Episode 1 - 3-23-2018
29m
OK, let’s see here: Joel’s stuck in an asylum, Sheila’s chained to a pole, and Abby’s on the hunt for Serbian bile. Yep, sounds about right.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Season 1
Baka, Bile and Baseball Bats
Episode 10 - 2-03-2017
29m
Dr. Wolf is ready to get down to work, but with Sheila growing more aggressive by the minute, Joel worries it may be too late.
7.8/10Where to watch
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The Book!
Episode 9 - 2-03-2017
27m
Joel and Eric seek out the mysterious Anton at a paranormal convention while Sheila and Abby bond over their shared love of bad behavior.
7.8/10Where to watch
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How Much Vomit?
Episode 8 - 2-03-2017
28m
A new-look Loki takes Joel and Sheila by surprise while Abby and Eric learn the fine art of leaving well enough alone.
7.9/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Strange or Just Inconsiderate?
Episode 7 - 2-03-2017
29m
With the cops looking for Dan, Sheila dines on the evidence. But that's a lot of evidence. Meanwhile, Joel stops to smell the coffee.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Attention to Detail
Episode 6 - 2-03-2017
28m
Joel and Sheila try dividing up the tasks, Eric and Abby stumble onto something big, and Dan learns that a realtor can only be pushed so far.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Man Eat Man
Episode 5 - 2-03-2017
28m
Abby discovers that parents can't be trusted (especially hers). Joel learns there might be a cure for Sheila, and Dan puts his cards on the table.
8/10Where to watch
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The Farting Sex Tourist
Episode 4 - 2-03-2017
26m
Sheila inspires her friends and insults the principal. Joel bonds with Abby, and Dan makes a damning discovery while spraying for ants.
7.7/10Where to watch
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We Can Kill People
Episode 3 - 2-03-2017
26m
Sheila's tummy is growling and Joel needs to find her someone tasty ASAP. Meanwhile, Abby embraces her inner badass and helps out a friend in need.
7.8/10Where to watch
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We Can't Kill People!
Episode 2 - 2-03-2017
28m
The Hammonds try to live their new truth, Abby comes to a hard realization while browsing comics, and Joel treats Sheila to a very expensive meal.
7.6/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
So Then a Bat or a Monkey
Episode 1 - 2-03-2017
29m
Joel and Sheila's marriage gets a jumpstart when Sheila debuts a truly killer new personality and an anything-goes menu. And they used to be so normal.
7.4/10Where to watch
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Halibut!
Episode 10 - 3-23-2018
34m
With their options dwindling and their paranoia rising, Joel and Sheila consider making a move. Eric and Abby come up with a fracking good plan.
9/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Cult of Sheila
Episode 10 - 3-29-2019
35m
Joel and Sheila have a scary man's undivided attention. Abby and Eric are surprised by hungry visitors. A troublesome trio crashes the Hammonds' party.
8.8/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Queen of England
Episode 4 - 3-23-2018
27m
Eric's having girl problems, Abby's rage is showing, there's a talking head in the basement, and now -- sheesh -- the neighbor wants lasagna.
8.5/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
Suspicious Objects
Episode 9 - 3-23-2018
29m
Joel and Sheila learn that the clampocalypse may hit sooner than they thought. Anne accepts constructive criticism like a pro.
8.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
The Chicken and the Pear
Episode 6 - 3-29-2019
27m
To stop the Knights of Serbia, one must become a Knight of Serbia. That's Joel's logic, anyway. Meanwhile, Sheila and Abby see another side of Jean.
8.4/10Where to watch
Haven't Seen
