Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
(2008)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 1
What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
Episode 50 - 5-12-2009
A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.
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Sheep Shearing
Episode 49 - 5-12-2009
A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.
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Marie Antoinette's Notepad
Episode 48 - 5-12-2009
We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".
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Small Talk with Aunt Helen
Episode 47 - 5-12-2009
Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.
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Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately
Episode 46 - 5-12-2009
Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.
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Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds
Episode 45 - 5-12-2009
The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.
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The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians
Episode 44 - 5-12-2009
Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.
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The Sneeze Throw-Up
Episode 43 - 5-12-2009
Exactly what it says on the tin...
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Dracula Meets Magic Johnson
Episode 42 - 5-12-2009
Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.
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Fat Jesus
Episode 41 - 5-12-2009
Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.
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Dirty Vaudeville
Episode 40 - 5-12-2009
Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.
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Sex with... #3
Episode 39 - 5-12-2009
The final showcase of sexual moments, which include...
A U.S. Senator
A Tube Of Toothpaste
A Redneck
A Sheep
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Episode 38 - 5-12-2009
To have sexual relations with your mother.
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The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
Episode 37 - 5-12-2009
When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...
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Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
Episode 36 - 5-12-2009
Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.
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Sex with... #2
Episode 35 - 5-12-2009
Another showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Dick Cheney
Gilbert Gottfried
A Midget
Optimus Prime
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He Who Lives in a Glass House...
Episode 34 - 5-12-2009
A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.
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Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car
Episode 33 - 5-12-2009
Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.
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Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey
Episode 32 - 5-12-2009
A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.
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Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit
Episode 31 - 5-12-2009
Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.
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A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement
Episode 30 - 5-12-2009
A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.
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A Gay Knight
Episode 29 - 5-12-2009
A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.
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A Fat Guy Working Out
Episode 28 - 5-12-2009
A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.
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Sex with... #1
Episode 27 - 5-12-2009
A showcase of sexual moments, which include...
Mr. Sulu
A Folk Singer
A Necrophiliac
A Trapeze Artist
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Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
Episode 26 - 5-12-2009
Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"
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Name That Animal Penis!
Episode 25 - 5-12-2009
A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.
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AIDS Patient Zero
Episode 24 - 5-12-2009
A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.
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A Trip to the Psychiatrist
Episode 23 - 6-12-2009
1m
A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.
6.3/10Haven't Seen
Things You Never Hear
Episode 22 - 5-23-2009
11m
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
6.8/10Haven't Seen
Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Episode 21 - 4-21-2009
1m
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
6.4/10Haven't Seen
Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club
Episode 20 - 2-24-2009
2m
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.
5.4/10Haven't Seen
Backstage with Bob Dylan
Episode 19 - 2-17-2009
1m
Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.
6.1/10Haven't Seen
The Bartender Says...
Episode 18 - 2-05-2009
1m
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
6.5/10Haven't Seen
Mad Cow Disease
Episode 17 - 1-27-2009
1m
A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.
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Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past
Episode 16 - 1-18-2009
1m
Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.
6/10Haven't Seen
Mountain Climber
Episode 15 - 1-12-2009
1m
A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.
6.2/10Haven't Seen
Monkeys Talk About Religion
Episode 14 - 1-06-2009
1m
A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".
5.7/10Haven't Seen
Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
Episode 12 - 12-22-2008
1m
Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu
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Jeff Goldblum Wafers
Episode 11 - 11-09-2008
1m
Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.
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Marital Troubles
Episode 10 - 11-02-2008
1m
A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.
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Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster
Episode 9 - 10-26-2008
1m
Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster
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Cat Staff Meeting
Episode 8 - 10-19-2008
1m
A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.
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A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Episode 7 - 10-13-2008
1m
The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.
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Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'
Episode 6 - 10-03-2008
1m
Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.
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A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
Episode 5 - 9-29-2008
9m
A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.
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Adopted
Episode 4 - 9-21-2008
10m
Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.
6/10Haven't Seen
Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney
Episode 3 - 9-15-2008
11m
Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".
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A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid
Episode 2 - 9-10-2008
11m
A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.
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Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Episode 1 - 9-10-2008
9m
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
7/10Haven't Seen
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Super Mario Rescues the Princess
Episode 1 - 9-10-2008
9m
Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.
7/10Haven't Seen
Things You Never Hear
Episode 22 - 5-23-2009
11m
This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.
6.8/10Haven't Seen
The Bartender Says...
Episode 18 - 2-05-2009
1m
Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.
6.5/10Haven't Seen
Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
Episode 21 - 4-21-2009
1m
Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.
6.4/10Haven't Seen
