Swiss Toni
(2003)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 2
On Top of Old Smokey
Episode 10 - 9-14-2004
It's Swiss's birthday - although he won't tell anyone how old he is. "That is the mystery of Swiss Toni". The staff have pulled together to buy him an I-Pod so that he can catch up with the modern world and Swiss realises that he has become stuck in the past. In order to win Ruth back he needs to re-invent himself as a modern man. He ends up loving modern technology and learning things he didn't know before...
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Listening
Episode 9 - 9-07-2004
Both Geoff and Swiss' chances with Ruth aren't good as Geoff can't express what he wants to say, and Swiss doesn't know how to attract the 'modern' woman. Miranda helps him out and so does Geoff, albeit inadvertantly...
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Fothergill 2000
Episode 8 - 8-31-2004
Swiss is trying another new way to bring in customers and this time he's hired a robot called Fothergill 2000. Fothergill is controlled by a nerdy obsessive, Bric-A-Brac Leonard, and, like all of Swiss's ideas, is totally useless.
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Mumble Jackets
Episode 7 - 8-24-2004
Miranda's sister comes to vist and the men can't resist competing with each other to win her over.
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Pangolin
Episode 6 - 8-17-2004
When the showroom closes for the weekend for rewiring it's a chance for the staff to enjoy a proper weekend off and they all plan to make the best use of the time. Paul is going to earn some extra cash decorating Swiss's mother's flat as a Mother's Day surprise, Ruth is planning a dirty weekend with Geoff and Swiss is planning a dirty weekend of his own.
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Cable
Episode 5 - 8-10-2004
Sasha, a slacker college friend of Miranda's, visits the showroom and Miranda is horrified to discover that she is now a TV producer, making awful sadistic reality shows for cable TV. Sasha has only one thing on her mind when she comes to the showroom which is to check out Swiss and see if he is as extraordinary as Miranda has made out. She's in luck - Swiss is even more ridiculous than she expected and she seduces him into agreeing to host a talk show for Men and Motors.
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Gellward
Episode 4 - 8-03-2004
While Geoff has been on holiday the showroom has been busy making sales and it's all down to one customer - Peter Gellward - who has bought several new cars. But why? What has been drawing him to the showroom? Paul, Swiss and Miranda all have their own theories and we see the same events from their different viewpoints as each character tells their story.
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Speed Date
Episode 3 - 7-27-2004
When the opportunity arises to go speed dating with Miranda and the others, Swiss is first in line. The event is not a great success however, as when Swiss finds himself without a partner he drunkenly offers to take everyone back to his place.
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Troubleshooter
Episode 2 - 7-20-2004
Swiss' company is feeling the strain, so he hires a woman who can sort out his problems but he's not keen on what she has to say.
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Depression
Episode 1 - 7-14-2004
Now that he's had to downgrade Swiss has become depressed and going to the doctor sends him from one extreme to the other...
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Season 1
One Previous Owner
Episode 6 - 3-17-2003
Swiss' celebration takes a turn for the worse and if this wasn't enough he now faces the prospect with living with his mum.
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Left Hand Drive
Episode 5 - 3-10-2003
Swiss confronts his sexuality after his friend runs off with another man.
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Part Exchange
Episode 4 - 3-03-2003
A group of drunken girls cause problems for Swiss.
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Power Assisted Steering
Episode 3 - 2-24-2003
Swiss tried to motivate his team and his family but a trip to a nightclub isn't what they had hoped for.
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Taxed and Tested
Episode 2 - 2-17-2003
Geoff bets Swiss £500 that he can't sell the "Brown Monster". Their sales techniques prove useless and both decide they need to brush up on their sales pitches.
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Cars Don't Make You Fat
Episode 1 - 2-10-2003
When Swiss sees a TV ad for a rival bicycle company saying that cars 'Make You Fat', Swiss hires movie maker 'Derek Askwith' to film an ad for Swiss' Motor Showroom, but the filming doesn't exactly go to plan...
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