Teachers Only
(1982)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 2
When the show returned in February to May 1983, the school was now Woodrow Wilson High School in New York with Mr. Cooper as Principal, Diana as a Guidance Counselor and a new supporting cast. Samantha Keating and Michael Horne are teachers, Spud Le Boone is the gym teacher and Shari is the principal's secretary.Episode 14
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Loss of Innocence
Episode 13 - 5-14-1983
Acute paranoia replaces Sam's usual vivaciousness after she's mugged while working late at school.
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Dead Mice Don't Wear Plaid
Episode 12 - 5-07-1983
Michael thinks he's made a major scientific discovery after Sam exchanges a live rat for the laboratory rat that died while in Diana's care.
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It's My Party, and I'll Cry If I Want To
Episode 11 - 4-30-1983
Diana's party to announce a surprise award to the faculty results in more surprises than she planned.
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Leather and Lace
Episode 10 - 4-23-1983
A whirlwind romance blows into a storm when Diana learns the truth about her new beau's occupation.
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Beetlemania
Episode 9 - 4-16-1983
To protest the cancellation of their class, auto-shop students assemble Cooper's car in the teachers' lounge.
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Otherwise Engaged
Episode 8 - 4-09-1983
Shari starts sporting a big diamond ring following Cooper's refusal to buy her a simple bracelet.
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Take the Money and Run
Episode 7 - 4-02-1983
Diana is left holding the ticket when a teacher has a fatal heart attack upon learning he's won $150,000 in the state lottery.
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Teacher's Pet
Episode 6 - 3-19-1983
Michael finds himself attracted to a new student, but Diana learns that she's not in school for academics.
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Rex, the Wonder Husband
Episode 5 - 3-12-1983
Once a charming con man, Diana's ex-husband proves he's changed his shady ways.
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Praise the Lord, and Pasta Ammunition
Episode 4 - 3-05-1983
A student-council representative takes advantage of a cafeteria-workers strike after Cooper refuses to meet with him.
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Take This Job and Shove It
Episode 3 - 2-26-1983
With each convinced the other's job is easier, Diana and Cooper agree to switch duties for a week.
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Cooper's Arrangement
Episode 2 - 2-19-1983
Diana brings a lonely Cooper some cookies to boost his morale, but finds a different kind of cookie in his doorway.
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The Rose
Episode 1 - 2-12-1983
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Diana enlists Cooper for moral support when the teacher she politely rebuffs makes the same romantic overtures to her best friend.
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Season 1
In its first incarnation (April to June 1982), the setting was Millard Fillmore High School in Los Angeles. Diana Swanson is an English teacher, Ben Cooper is the school principal, Michael Dreyfuss and Gwen Edwards are fellow teachers, Mr. Brody is the assistant principal and Mr. Pafko is the janitor. Most of the scenes were in the faculty lunchroom and lounge from which students were excluded.The Rose
Episode 9 - 2-12-1983
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Guns and Butter
Episode 8 - 6-09-1982
A survey by a district specialist may result in program and personnel cuts at the school.
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The Once and Future Teacher
Episode 7 - 6-02-1982
Consumed by paper work and committee assignments, Diana considers leaving the teaching profession.
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I've Got a Crush on You
Episode 6 - 5-26-1982
Diana tutors a handsome football star who's got a crush on her.
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The Make-Up Test
Episode 5 - 5-12-1982
Diana's decision to fail a student is vetoed by Cooper, who made a deal with the youth's father.
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Quote, Unquote
Episode 4 - 5-05-1982
Diana is in hot water when she reveals her candid views on premarital sex in the school magazine.
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Cooper's Grab for Gusto
Episode 3 - 4-28-1982
Cooper begins to delegate responsibilities to Brody after the untimely demise of a colleague.
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The Dreyfuss Affair
Episode 2 - 4-21-1982
Two female students set Dreyfuss up, claiming he made a pass at one of them.
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Diana, Substitute Mother
Episode 1 - 4-14-1982
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Diana comes to the realization that her star student is troubled, but the situation escalates when the girl becomes a runaway. Also, Diana gives into a flirtation with her neighbor and agrees to a date.
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Diana, Substitute Mother
Episode 1 - 4-14-1982
30m
Diana comes to the realization that her star student is troubled, but the situation escalates when the girl becomes a runaway. Also, Diana gives into a flirtation with her neighbor and agrees to a date.
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