The Almighty Johnsons
(2011)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 3
The End of the World As We Know It
Episode 13 - 9-26-2013
45m
If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnsons face this very question in the season finale.
8.9/10Where to watch
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Late to the Point of Knowledge
Episode 12 - 9-19-2013
44m
Forget what you think you know. Throw away all your preconceived notions, and how you think things will go. Because today is the day everything changes.
8.4/10Where to watch
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A Bit Like Buses Really
Episode 11 - 9-12-2013
45m
Two pretenders must overcome a host of obstacles, mortal and Godly, as they race for the prize.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Playing God
Episode 10 - 9-05-2013
45m
In which the best-laid plans and sundry schemes are thwarted by a man of morals, who also happens to be a man of action.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Mike in the Mirror
Episode 9 - 8-29-2013
45m
Miracles and visions abound, as do secrets and lies, when Axl's quest encounters many Friggs.
8.3/10Where to watch
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The Asparagus is Kicking In
Episode 8 - 8-22-2013
44m
Why are Grandpa and Axl naked on the beach? Does Anders actually even have a conscience? And just what will it take for Mike to go to war?
8.4/10Where to watch
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Typical Auckland God
Episode 7 - 8-15-2013
44m
A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone.
8.6/10Where to watch
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And Then on to Norsewood
Episode 6 - 8-08-2013
44m
As Axl’s road trip takes a couple of unexpected turns, Mike and Michele take their own roads to the dark side, and Dawn becomes the launch pad for a journey Anders can’t see ending well.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Unleash the Kraken!
Episode 5 - 8-01-2013
45m
Monsters from the past unlock the demons of today, as the Johnsons dress up for the family reunion they never expected.
8.4/10Where to watch
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Like the Beserkers of Old
Episode 4 - 7-25-2013
43m
As the righteous are vanquished, Anders is made an offer he should refuse. Mike finds out his is not the only family with issues and Axl makes a new and interesting friend.
8.4/10Where to watch
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Bergerbar
Episode 3 - 7-18-2013
43m
Axl tries his hand at therapeutic binge-drinking, Ty experiences a life-changing catastrophe and Mike changes teams; all for the greater good of the family.
8.1/10Where to watch
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This Thing Inside
Episode 2 - 7-11-2013
45m
Attraction versus repulsion; destiny versus free-will; Godliness versus humanity: oh yes, the battle is most definitely on. The morning after the night before, and Gaia is doing the walk of shame, returning to the flat from her tryst with Anders. Axl is waiting, along with the ruins of the apple tree, and Gaia has the opportunity to tell the truth; to confess her sins. But does she?
8/10Where to watch
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An Orchard of Trees
Episode 1 - 7-04-2013
45m
Entering its third season, we pick up the action hours after the ceremony at the lake where Gaia chose destiny over love, sending Axl into a downward spiral.
8.4/10Where to watch
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Season 2
Does This Look Like Asgard?
Episode 13 - 5-23-2012
45m
On the day of Gaia's actual 21st it sucks to be mortal, and being a God isn't exactly plain-sailing either.
8.7/10Where to watch
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You Call This the Real World?
Episode 12 - 5-16-2012
47m
Axl and Gaia's escape from the real world takes a turn for the surreal, while Mike discovers his world is not his alone, and Dawn's world comes to an unexpected end of the line.
8.4/10Where to watch
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The House of Jerome
Episode 11 - 5-09-2012
46m
As Axl deals with duelling prophecies, a cold wind sweeps in from the North, leading to a marriage Anders never saw coming. Meanwhile Olaf makes an intriguing discovery at the bottom of a bottle.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Magical Fluffy Bunny World
Episode 10 - 5-02-2012
44m
A rescue mission, a roast chicken, a very small car and, for one particular person, the weirdest day ever.
8.6/10Where to watch
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Everything Starts With Gaia
Episode 9 - 4-25-2012
44m
Sometimes all it takes is a door getting kicked down, and a large man walking in, for many many truths to be revealed.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Man-Flu
Episode 8 - 4-18-2012
44m
Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.
8.7/10Where to watch
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Effortless Manly Coolness
Episode 7 - 4-11-2012
45m
Axl learns that the path to being a benevolent God, one who commands respect, is strewn with idiots and half-wits.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Folkmoot
Episode 6 - 4-04-2012
46m
After Colin makes an attempt on Ty's life, Axl calls a Folkmoot - a court convened when gods have wronged each other.
8.2/10Where to watch
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A Damn Fine Woman
Episode 5 - 3-28-2012
44m
Axl returns from a fancy-dress party in women's clothing and falls asleep still wearing his outfit - and wakes up in the morning to find he has become female.
8.4/10Where to watch
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Death's Cleansing Embrace
Episode 4 - 3-21-2012
46m
Agnetha freely admits to murdering Eva and shows no remorse, leaving Ty with two options - call the police or help with the cover-up.
8.2/10Where to watch
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Charlie Truman
Episode 3 - 3-14-2012
44m
Ty’s downward spiral picks up pace, while it is Gaia who spirals out of control.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Frigg Magnet
Episode 2 - 3-07-2012
44m
Axl is taken to school, while Ty is scarred for life.
8/10Where to watch
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And Then She Will Come To You
Episode 1 - 2-29-2012
44m
Several months have passed. Mike is now living with Axl and Zeb, and has still not dealt with the end of his marriage. Ty and Eva have an interesting and passionate relationship, while Agnetha sends Anders off to Norway to secure a mysterious object. Axl expresses frustration that his brothers appear to have abandoned the quest for Frigg, while Loki continues to manipulate the situation. Agnetha discloses her real identity as their mother to Axl, Mike and Ty. An old acquaintance of Olaf prophesies that Axl must become a man before he can be a god; and then Frigg will come to him.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Season 1
Every Good Quest Has a Sacrifice
Episode 10 - 4-11-2011
47m
The time has finally come for Axl Johnson and his brothers to man up and be the Gods they truly are.
8.5/10Where to watch
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Hunting Reindeer On Slippery Rocks
Episode 9 - 4-04-2011
46m
What if the one you're with isn't necessarily the one you love? And what if the one you love, you love her so much it is dangerous to her health?
8.2/10Where to watch
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I Can Give You Frigg
Episode 8 - 3-28-2011
47m
The arrival on the scene of a singing butcher causes a shift in celestial power as the Gods and Goddesses work to get on the right side of the equation.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Bad Things Happen
Episode 7 - 3-21-2011
45m
Two nights out drinking lead to two different forms of temptation - both of which could end very badly for the parties concerned.
7.9/10Where to watch
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Goddesses, Axl, Come In All Forms
Episode 6 - 3-14-2011
47m
It's hammer time, as a road trip to follow a falling star takes the God boys into uncharted territory; to a heartland of darkness where the usual rules no longer apply. The paths of the gods and goddesses cross at a rural funeral and both groups encounter the current incarnation of Thor. But will Axl mate with Derek/Thor's daughter, Delphine? Meanwhile, Olaf and Ingrid bond, and Anders and Michele spar with one another.
8.4/10Where to watch
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This Is Not Washing Powder, My Friend
Episode 5 - 3-07-2011
45m
When something seems too good to be true, this is inevitably because it is too good to be true. And this is a lesson Axl Johnson is about to learn - big time.
8/10Where to watch
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You Gotta Love Life, Babe
Episode 4 - 2-28-2011
47m
Sometimes the line between doing the honourable thing and doing the easy thing, can get very blurred - especially when it comes to Gods and their offspring.
8/10Where to watch
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God's Gift to Zebras
Episode 3 - 2-21-2011
44m
One of the things about Goddesses is that they can show up anywhere - be it in a library or at a bar. But whether they are the Goddesses you're looking for is a whole other matter.
7.7/10Where to watch
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This Is Where Duty Starts
Episode 2 - 2-14-2011
45m
Axl Johnson learns very quickly that when you're on a quest to find one woman among millions, your heart is not necessarily the part of your anatomy you should be following.
7.8/10Where to watch
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It's Kind of a Birthday Present
Episode 1 - 2-08-2011
45m
It is Axl Johnson's 21st birthday - which explains the fire in the sky; the Waitemata Harbour being the colour of blood; the various women who seem to want to kill him; and the sudden need for a family ceremony in a forest.
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The End of the World As We Know It
Episode 13 - 9-26-2013
45m
If you had one night left, and in the morning everything changes forever, what would you do with that night? The Johnsons face this very question in the season finale.
8.9/10Where to watch
Buy
Haven't Seen
Man-Flu
Episode 8 - 4-18-2012
44m
Axl and Michele get sick. Mike punches Anders. Axl and Michele get better. Anders punches Mike.
8.7/10Where to watch
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Haven't Seen
Does This Look Like Asgard?
Episode 13 - 5-23-2012
45m
On the day of Gaia's actual 21st it sucks to be mortal, and being a God isn't exactly plain-sailing either.
8.7/10Where to watch
Buy
Haven't Seen
Magical Fluffy Bunny World
Episode 10 - 5-02-2012
44m
A rescue mission, a roast chicken, a very small car and, for one particular person, the weirdest day ever.
8.6/10Where to watch
Buy
Haven't Seen
Typical Auckland God
Episode 7 - 8-15-2013
44m
A stag do with two stags leads Axl down the path to wisdom, while Ty finds that something that is forgotten isn’t necessarily gone.
8.6/10Where to watch
Buy
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