The Benny Hill Show
(1969)Streaming Episode Guide
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Season 19
Tales of the Unexpected
Episode 3 - 5-01-1989
1h 0m
1.Benny Quickies: a. Where Is Granny Now? b. Peeping Tom c. Sex Life Of A Tiger d. Eye Of The Beholder e. Pepys's Diary
2.Benny Quickies: Getting Away With It a. Can You Lend Me $5 b. The Morgue c. The Window Cleaner
3.The Good Guys
4.Marriage Guidance
5.Benny Hill: A Single Life
6.Hill's Angels: TV Shows Titles
7.Tales of The Unexpected
8.Hill's Angels: Happy Days
9.The Bill
10.Boon
11.Benny Quickie: You're Next!
12.School Master
13.Hill's Little Angels: Gone Fishing
14.Closing Chase
7.6/10
Haven't Seen
Holding Out for a Hero
Episode 2 - 4-05-1989
50m
1.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking!
2.Scuttle's Circus
3.Benny's Ballad: Anna Marie
4.Benny Quickies: Frank Talking II
5.Heroes Through the Ages
6.Misunderstandings
7.Chow Mein: Home Catering
8.Hill's Angels: Photocall
9.Misunderstandings II
10.Jungle Antics
11.Closing Chase
7.4/10Haven't Seen
The Crook Report
Episode 1 - 2-08-1989
50m
1.Benny Quickies: Indiscretions a. The Ceiling b. Compulsive Liar c. You Carry The Baby d. "92"
2.Benny's Ballad: Cockney Girls and Rustic Lasses
3.Hill's Little Angels: The Birthday Party
4.Fred Scuttle: The Daily Scuttle
5.Benny Quickie: Bad Memory!
6.Hills Angels: Sport
7.The After Dinner Speech Dinner
8.Benny Quickie: Sick As a Dog a. Rover Bit Your Mother b. Expecting
9.The Crook Report
10.Closing Chase
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Season 18
Club Chicago-Go
Episode 2 - 4-27-1988
51m
1.Benny Quickies: Don't Speak! a. The Garbage Man b. Can You Lend me $50 c. The Superior Sex d. Bank Raid e. Boy's Night Out
2.Bronco Benny
3.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken a. Stolen Potatoes b. Boy Scouts c. Fisherman's Catch d. Paddy's Dead e. Doctor's Prescription f. Wishbone g. Pain In The Back h. Another Wishbone i. Tax Time
4.Joggers
5.Pigeon English
6.Have a Butchers
7.Club Chicago-Go
8.Benny Quickies: Misheard and Mistaken II a. Unzipped b .Welcome To The Family c. Unzipped Again d. The Burglar
9.Down With President Fartas
10.Closing Chase
6.7/10Haven't Seen
The Halitosis Kid
Episode 1 - 1-13-1988
51m
1.Benny Quickies: Married Life 2.Brooklyn Benny 3.The Halitosis Kid 4.Celebrity Menu 5.Hill's Angels: A Night on the Tiles 6.Hill's Little Angels: Outdoor Games 7.Benny Quickies: State the Obvious! 8.National Smile Week 9.Closing Chase
7.3/10Haven't Seen
Season 17
Funny Old World
Episode 3 - 4-16-1986
51m
1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Left my Wallet at Home 3.Bijou Burlesque 4.Benny Quickie: Large Hypodermic 5.Benny Quickies: Honesty! 6.Funny Old World 7.Benny Quickies: Honesty II! 8.Proverbs 9.Benny Quickie: Doctor on the Go 10.The New York Slob 11.The Edited Sketch 12.Benny Quickies: Directions and Obsessions 13.Cagney Lacey 14.Hospital Hi-Jinx 15.Closing Chase
7/10Haven't Seen
The Herd
Episode 2 - 3-31-1986
51m
1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: No Bra Underneath 3.Benny's Greatest Hits 4.Living the Dream 5.The Herd 6.Come To The Cabaret 7.Discrimination in the Workplace 8.Benny Hill: Behind the Scenes! 9.European Television a. Hott Sexe, Free Loofa und Lust orgie b. Cross-Strassen Motel 10.A Day in the Life of Rembrandt 11.Closing Chase
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Testament Television
Episode 1 - 3-12-1986
50m
1.Thames Logo 2.Benny Quickie: Tattooist Mistake 3.The Love Ship 4.Benny Quickie: Fortune-Teller 5.The Bucket 6.Testament Television 7.Hill's Angels: Chez When 8.Benny Hill: Sexist? 9.R. Dibble Handyman 10.Closing Chase
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Season 16
Carmen
Episode 3 - 5-27-1985
50m
1.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Birds! 2.Benny's Ballad: Costa Coco 3.The Weather Hut 4.Benny Quickie: Religious Intervention 5.The Lover 6.Benny Quickie: Jury Service 7.Carmen 8.Benny Quickie: Cheeky Birds 2! 9.Dibbles Health Farm 10.Health Farm Chase
7.1/10Haven't Seen
For Ever Love
Episode 2 - 4-08-1985
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Just Married 2.Benny's Ballad: What a World 3.Bill Posters 4.Benny Quickies: A Big Hand!/Flowers/Sleeping Pills 5.For Ever Love 6.School Mistress: Female for Male 7.Hill's Angels: Oddball's Club Cabaret 8.Fred Scuttle: In Dependent Cinema 9.Hullo Sailor 10.Close: Rocket Launch
7.2/10Haven't Seen
The B-Team
Episode 1 - 1-02-1985
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Two Saxophones! 2.Benny Quickies: Telly Antics 3.School Teacher: Homework Howlers and a History Lesson 4.Brand Names 5.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Girls 6.Sauce at Benito's 7.The B-Team 8.B-Team Chase
7.9/10Haven't Seen
Season 15
The Hot Shoe Show
Episode 2 - 4-25-1984
50m
1.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired! 2.Benny's Ballad: The League of Helping Hands 3.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner! / Benny Quickie: Just Married 4.The Vagabond 5.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired 2! 6.Hill's Angel Aerobatics 7.The Human Body 8.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner 2! 9.The Boys are Back in Town! 10.Benny Quickie: Chicken and the Egg 11.Benny Quickies: Keep It Up! 12.The Hot Shoe Show 13.Two Minutes Under 14.St. John Thomas Hospital Opening 15.Hospital Chase
8.3/10Haven't Seen
Scuttlevision
Episode 1 - 1-16-1984
52m
1.Benny Quickies: Confusion 2.Benny's Ballad: Home for the Summer 3.Scuttlevision 4.The Drunk 5.Stupid Cupid 6.Club Bizarre 7.Fingers McNee: Bank Robber 8.Benny Quickies: Close Down and Fall Down! 9.On the Beach 10.Beach Chase
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Season 14
Holiday
Episode 2 - 3-16-1983
50m
1.Benny Quickies: Personnel 2.Benny's Ballad: The Gay Caballero 3.Benny Quickies: Personnel Again 4.Holiday 5.Benny Quickie: Reading in Bed 6.Sit up Listen 7.Hill's Angels: Wild, Wild West 8.Benny Quickies: Safe Crackers/The Complete Angler 9.A Clown in Town 10.Crown Court 11.The Toughest Bloke in the Pub 12.Saucy Boy! 13.Go Kart Chase
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Superteech
Episode 1 - 1-05-1983
51m
1.Benny Quickies: Girls Uncovered! 2.Benny's Ballad: The Lifeguard 3.Benny Quickies: Mummies! 4.Me and My Shadow 5.Friends to Tead With Henry McGee: Chow Mein 6.Benny Quickie: Deadpan Humour 7.Television Censors 8.Hill's Angels: Cruise Liner 9.Benny Quickies 10.Superteech 11.Superteech Chase
7/10Haven't Seen
Season 13
The Little Dimpton Street Party
Episode 2 - 2-10-1982
50m
1.Benny Quickie: The Early Bird!
2.Benny's Ballad: Unlucky Luke
3.Benny Quickie: Girl Power!
4.Learning All the Time!
5.Benny Quickie: Get Some Glasses Ref!
6.Talking Point
7.The Little Dimpton Street Party
8.Benny Quickie: Winning on the Pools
9.Ambrosia the Scots Schoolgirl
10.Benny Quickie: Girl Power 2!
11.The Video Machine
12.Benny Quickie: Caught!
13.In the Wrong Place
14.Mimed Striptease
15.Benny Quickie: Shopping List
16.Cops and Robbers
17.Cops and Robbers Chase
7.3/10Haven't Seen
The Monte Carbolic Show
Episode 1 - 1-06-1982
51m
1.Benny Quickie: My Kitty!
2.Benny's Ballad: Paradise Island
3.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings
4.Schoolteacher
5.Hill's Angels: Hotel Splendide
6.Benny Quickie: Risky
7.Cleaning Up Dimpton
8.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings II
9.The Monte Carbolic Show
10.Closing: The Park
11.Park Chase
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Season 12
Big Poppa
Episode 3 - 3-25-1981
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Religious Football
2.Benny's Ballad: The Lovely Girls From Crete
3.Benny Quickies: Whatever The Weather!
4.The Georgian Dancers
5.Friends To Tea with Henry McGee
6.Big Poppa
7.News At Ten
8.Remote Control Hill's Angels
9.Man Wanted
10.Close: Man Wanted Chase
7.3/10Haven't Seen
A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade
Episode 2 - 2-11-1981
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Crow's Feet
2.Benny's Ballad: Down On The Farm
3.A Tribute To The Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade
4.Channel Surfing
5.Benny's Monologue: Castaway
6.The Poster Girl
7.Benny Quickie: Camera Shy
8.Down The Road with Hill's Angels a. Keep Young & Beautiful b. An Occasional Man c. Ease On Down The Road
9.Undercover Sanitary Inspector
10.Bus Stop She-Hulk
11.Close: She-Hulk Chase
7.3/10Haven't Seen
WonderGran Meets Dr Jackal and Mr Hide
Episode 1 - 1-07-1981
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Five Minutes!
2.Benny's Ballad: Maria
3.The Loser
4.Michael Caine: Not A Lot Of People Know That
5.Circus Clown
6.Benny Quickie: Bust Or Bus!
7.Meeting People With Henry McGee: Gaston Le Clerc
8.Runaway with Hill's Angels
9.Benny Quickies: Disappointments
10.Wondergran Meets Dr. Jackal & Mr. Hyde
11.Close: Wondergran Chase
7.7/10Haven't Seen
Season 11
Name that Tune
Episode 3 - 4-16-1980
51m
1.Benny's Ballad: Love
2.Fred Scuttle's Happy Holiday
3.Benny's International Television: T.V. Romania Te Rose
4.Station 007 New York Presents '1994'
5.Women's Lib Television
6.Name That Tune?
7.Hill's Angels in New York, New York
8.Benny Quickies
9.The Three Musketeers
10.Close: Three Musketeers Chase
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Butch Cafferty and the Fundance Kid
Episode 2 - 3-05-1980
50m
1.Thames Logo
2.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars
3.Benny's Ballad: Johnnie Boy
4.Art Gallery Munchies
5.Chow Mein's Industrial Tribunal
6.Hill's Angels in Madame Louise Summer Collection
7.The Medieval Jester
8.The Fudpuckers
9.Butch Cafferty & The Fundance Kid
10.Hill's Angels Climax
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Women's Lib Television
Episode 1 - 2-06-1980
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Other Men
2.The Scarlet Pimple
3.Hollywood Grates: Chubby Dodds
4.Hill's Angels' Grand Gala
5.Benny Quickie: Milk Round
6.Women's Lib Television, Part 1: Sale Of The Century
7.Women's Lib Television, Part 2: Sports
8.Women's Lib Television, Part 3: Charlene's Angels
9.Close: Charlene's Angels Chase
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Season 10
The Police Raid in Waterloo Station
Episode 3 - 4-25-1979
49m
1.Musical Favorites, 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria, 3.Benny Commercial Quickies, 4.Fred Scuttle at The International Television Festival, 5.Carmen, 6.O'Jack, 7.In London Tonight, 8.Pan's People: Love For Sale, 9.Yield To The Dawn, 10.Cheapo Films Presents: The Police Raid In Waterloo Station, 11.Benny Quickie: Doctor, Doctor, 12.Benny's Monologue: Wild Jack McGraw, 13.The Race, 14.Close: The Race Chase.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Leprechaun TV: Opening Night
Episode 2 - 3-14-1979
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Little Angel, 2.Benny's Ballad: Benny's Place, 3.Benny Quickie: Georgie Pest, 4.The National Health, 5.Leprechaun T.V., 6.Benny Quickie: Cosmetic Surgery, 7.Benny's Monologue: No Place Like Rome, 8.A Marriage Of Convenience, 9.Naughty Bits! ("Hot Gossamer"), 10.Benny Quickie: Noise Abatement Society Annual Dinner, 11.A Poem: Faith, Hope & Charity, 12.Benny Quickie: Dentists Annual Dinner, 13.Geraldine: Casablanca, 14.Benny Quickie: Flog it!, 15.Wondergran Meets Dracula, 16.Close: Wondergran Chase.
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Friday Night Fever
Episode 1 - 12-26-1978
51m
1.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars 2.Benny's Ballad: Coconut Milk 3.Man vs. Machine with Fred Scuttle 4.Grand Wheelchair Rally 5.Telephone Exchange 6.Holiday Time 7.Felicity Buirski: The Clock 8.Benny Quickie: Fire! 9.More Benny Quickies 10.Benny's Ballad: Go 'Round Again 11.Friday Night Fever 12.Crime Doesn't Pay 13.Close: Police Chase
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Season 9
The South Blank Show
Episode 1 - 5-30-1978
51m
1.Benny's Ballad: Married Life 2.First Impressions 3.Digger Blue: Private Eye 4.Hotel Sordide 5.Fred Scuttle at Thames Television 6.The Cotton Mill Boys: The Orange Blossom Special 7.The Widow 8.The South Blank Show 9.Close: Sauna Chase
7.1/10Haven't Seen
Season 8
A Packed Program
Episode 3 - 3-23-1977
50m
1.A Packed Program! 2.Husky Starch 3.Casanova 4.Benny Blooper: Double Bed 5.Benny Accompanies Dilys Watling: Fever 6.Show-Jumping 7.A Feast On The Beach 8.Deep In My Heart on Television in Wide-Screen 9.Benny Quickie: Peeping Tom 10.Girls, Girls, Girls... 11.Benny's Commercial Blooper 12.Westminster Follies 13.Chinese Package Tours 14.The Milk Marketing Board 15.Closing: Credits
6.8/10Haven't Seen
Villain of the Year
Episode 2 - 2-23-1977
49m
1.Eskimo Nell: A Monologue 2.Benny Quickie: Candid Camera 3.Villain Of The Year 4.Zipper Martin: Quick Change Artist 5.The Reluctant Bridegroom 6.Love Machine: Think of the Boys 7.Victorian Scandals 8.Love Machine and The Flash! 9.Double Date 10.Scouts Guides Annual Fete 11.Closing: Scouts Guides
7.2/10Haven't Seen
The Bionic Baby
Episode 1 - 1-26-1977
49m
1.Benny's Ballad: Bianca Malone 2.The Sum Awards 3.Benny's Commercial Bloopers 4.Continental Cabaret with Diana Darvey 5.Pets: A Poem by Pam Ayres 6.Nor Iron Bars A Cage...! 7.Peter Seymour: New Political Correspondent 8.Reflections: Your Love Lifts Me Higher 9.Bionic Baby 10.Closing: Jackie Wright Goes Body-Building
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Season 7
Sale of the Half-Century
Episode 4 - 4-21-1976
50m
1.Benny's Ballad: So Many Girls 2.Humphrey Bumphrey: Continuity Announcer 3.Sale Of The Half Century 4.Getting To Know You 5.Eddie Buchanan Love Machine: Dancing In The Nude 6.Paul Eddington Asks: "Is There Anything In It?" 7.Benny Quickie: This Just Ain't Your Day 8.Biology With Bellamy 9.Supersonic 10.Closing: German Department Store
6.9/10Haven't Seen
Murder on the Oregon Express
Episode 3 - 3-24-1976
49m
1.More Guest Stars 2.Benny Brenda Arnau: Native Song of Luana 3.Domestic Bliss! 4.Captain Fred Scuttle Space Ace 5.Henry McGee Cooks Chinese With Fanee Jonee Claddock 6.Brenda Arnau: Tell It Like It Is 7.Murder On The Oregon Express 8.The Lower Tidmarsh Fire Brigade Glee Singers 9.The Misadventures of Robin Hood 10.Closing: Benny's Snuff Box
7.1/10Haven't Seen
World of Sport
Episode 2 - 2-18-1976
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Your Own Food! 2.Guest Stars 3.Benny's Ballad: Jake 4.World Of Sport 5.Benny Jackie as Luke Tinker 6.Benny Quickie: Fly Spray? 7.Fatricia Feter: The Pinal Foem of Faul Pinch 8.Benny Quickie: A Limerick 9.Some More Quickies on The Dance Floor 10.Strangers in The Night 11.Benny Quickie: Bus Stop 12.Benny Introduces Love Machine 13.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings! 14.Transistor Radio 15.Closing: Bill Poster
7.1/10Haven't Seen
Jack and Jill
Episode 1 - 12-17-1975
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Don't Jump! 2.Another Host of Your Favourite Stars! 3.Benny's Ballad: Lulubelle 4.Pearl Plain Shopping Centre 5.Is There Anything In It? Fred Scuttle: The Mind Reader 6.Benny Quickie: Just Raped! 7.Some Quickies on The Dance Floor 8.Jack Jill: Variations on a Theme 9.Benny's Mexican Cabaret 10.Benny Quickie: Dribble's Sights of London Tour 11.The New Vicar: A Monologue 12.Benny Quickies: Too Late! 13.Dilys Watling: That Ain't No Way to Treat A Lady 14.El Paso 15.Closing: Sports Day
6.8/10Haven't Seen
Season 6
Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy
Episode 3 - 9-24-1975
49m
1. A Host Of Your Favorite Stars, a. Lance 'Juggler' Vane & Cherry. b. Lana and her performing men, 2. Benny Quickie: Irish Milkman, 3. The Dream Makers: Clyde Jarrow, "That Family", 4. Eddie Buchanan 'Going Nowhere', 5. There's Somethin' 'Bout You Baby I Like, 6. Benny the Boxer 1, 6. Benny Quickies: Professional Men, a. Flu injections, b. Bus stop umbrellas, c. Benny the boxer 2, 7. The Stamp Collector, 8. The Golden Shot - Part 1, 9. The Golden Shot - Part 2, The record shop, Benny the boxer 3, 10. Tex Cymbal: Golden Boy, Old Grey Whistle Tester, 11. Closing: Safari park, Benny the boxer 4
7.1/10Haven't Seen
Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy
Episode 2 - 3-12-1975
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Mighty Deodorant for Men 2.Some More All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: The Rose of El Paso 4.The Art of Rolf Harris 5.Fred Scuttle: Thames Television Producer 6.Benny Quickie: A Racing Cert? 7.Diana Darvey: It's Nice to Go Trav'lin 8.Great Mysteries with Orson Buggy: The Catch 9.Benny Quickie: It's Me! 10.Film Talk With King of the Kung Fu Cult, J. Arthur Mein 11.Midnight in Soho 12.Closing: Dimpton Health Sun Club
6.8/10Haven't Seen
Gavin Blod: The Man and His Music
Episode 1 - 1-08-1975
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Escaped Irish Convicts 2.All-Time Favorites 3.Benny's Ballad: Beach of Waikiki 4.Gavin Blod: The Man His Music 5.Benny Quickie: Irish Unemployed 6.Lee Gibson: The Moment of Truth 7."Long, Dry Summer" by Tennessee Robbins 8.Newer Faces 9.Closing: Fruit Stand
6.8/10Haven't Seen
Season 5
Coalpits
Episode 4 - 3-13-1974
49m
1.Benny Quickie: A Little Boy? 2.Benny's Musical Sermon: The Good Book 3.Benny's International Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Escorts 5.Benny Quickie: You Say Hawaii! 6.Match of the Week: Golden Goalies and Their Silver Saves 7.Judith Durham and the Hottest Band in Town: Strut Your Stuff 8.Coalpits 9.The Ladybirds: Yesterday Once More 10.Benny Quickie: Hooch 11.The Short and Unhappy Romance of Ted Tingle 12.Benny Quickie: Hooch II 13.Mexican Medley 14.Closing: Spanish Guitarist
7/10Haven't Seen
Film Time at the Natural Film Theatre
Episode 3 - 2-07-1974
49m
1.Benny Quickie: Romantic Pipe-Smoker 2."Faith" by E.M. Barrister 3.Senor Benny Presents Diana Darvey and El Sidney: Sway 4.Spy Games 5.Benny Quickie: Three Beans on Toast! 6.Design: Second Love 7.Film Time: Director Sam Speiler 8.Benny Quickies: Courting 9.The Minstrel Boy 10.Mr. TV Times 11.Closing: TV Times Chase
6.9/10Haven't Seen
The Great British Dancing Finals
Episode 2 - 12-27-1973
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Batman! 2.Benny's Ballad: Dapper Dan the Lady Killer Man 3.Fred Scuttle's Channel Tunnel 4.Benny's Quickies: Indiscretions 5.The Great British Dancing Finals With Terry Wobegone 6.Anne Shelton: Galilee Song 7.Departure Lounge With Mervyn Cruddy 8.Benny Quickie: No Milk! 9.The Ladybirds: Broadway Melodies 10.Bo Peep: Nursery Rhyme Interpretations 11.Closing: Gay Park Chase
6.6/10Haven't Seen
Spot Black
Episode 1 - 12-05-1973
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Bad Cling 2.Benny's Ballad: News of the Family 3.Spot Black 4.Germany Calling 5.Fun at the Flicks 6.Berry Cornish: A Child's Question 7.Benny Quickies: Misunderstandings 8.Los Zafiros 9.Phone In With Ludovic Kennedy and Humphrey Bumphrey 10.The Band in the Park: Continental Capers 11.Closing: Federales De Los Pueblos
6.9/10Haven't Seen
Season 4
The Dalton Abbott Railway Choir
Episode 4 - 3-29-1973
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Beanz Meanz Beanz 2.Benny Accompanies Lee Gibson: Mad About You 3.Confrontation: Mervyn Cruddy Speaks Out 4.Reflection Ballet 5.Poetry Corner 6.The Deputy 7.Lee Gibson and John John Keefe: Happy Together 8.American Generation Gap 9.Benny Quickies: Advertising Bloopers 10.The Dalton Abbott Railway Porter Choir 11.Closing: Dept. Store to The Deputy Set
7.2/10Haven't Seen
Jackie Wright's Holiday
Episode 3 - 2-22-1973
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Dearst Heart Take I 2.Benny's Ballad: Carol 3.Fred Scuttle: Security Guard 4.Programme Planner 5.Benny Quickies: Television Secrets 6.The Orange Blossom Sound: What Am I Doing Hangin' 'Round 7.Chow-Mein: At Home With Henry McGee II 8.Jackie Wright's Holiday 9.Benny's Duet: Lover Come Back to Me 10.Closing: Scottish Adultery
7/10Haven't Seen
The Common Market Square Dance
Episode 2 - 12-27-1972
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Church Mission 2.Benny's Ballad: When I Was a Lad 3.Benny's Television Bloopers 4.Fred Scuttle: Striptease Cabaret 5.The Christmas Booze-Up 6.The Ladybirds: Don't Stop The Music 7.Benny's Advertising Bloopers 8.Yackanory 9.Benny's Ballad: Portable TV Set 10.An American in Britain and Benny's Ballad: The Common Market Square Dance 11.Closing: Peeping Trees / Army Camouflage Unit
6.6/10Haven't Seen
Woodstick
Episode 1 - 10-25-1972
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Slot Machines
2.Benny's Ballad: The Dustbins of Your Mind
3.Meeting People With Hugh Paddick
4.Benny's Ballad: Fad Eyed Fal
5.Woodstick
6.Autumn Fashion Parade
7.Berlin Youth Choir Recital
8.Closing: Washroom Chase
7.1/10Haven't Seen
Season 3
Down Memory Lane
Episode 4 - 3-22-1972
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Undercover Nazis
2.Benny's Ballad: Wild, Wild Women
3.Nicholas Parsons Talks to the Children of St. Solomon's School
4.Trespassing at Lakeside Park
5.Medical Memory Lane
6.Air Travel and Benny's Duet: Those Days
7.Benny Quickies: Nemo the Fastest Quick Change Artist in the World
8.Television Director Fred Scuttle: Scuttlevision
9.Poor Prunella
10.Noel Coward's Little Things!
11.Meeting People: Chow-Mein Meets Nicholas Parsons
12.Benny's Ballad: Harvest of Love
13.Closing: Escaped Convict
6.5/10Haven't Seen
Chow-Mein at Customs and Integration
Episode 3 - 2-23-1972
51m
1.Bennie Quickie: Sweet Chess
2.Benny's Ballad: Oh, Zandoona
3.Fred Scuttle's Health Farm and Keep Fit Brigade
4.Fam and Fufan: A Poem by Folomon Faint John
5.Pierre De Tierre: Avant-Garde French Film Director
6.The Lonely Miss Fox
7.Silvia McNeil: I Don't Know...
8.Percy Thrower Interviews Amos Thripp - Head Gardener
9.Benny Quickies: Television Secrets
10.Chow-Mein at Customs and Integration
11.Benny's All-Star Finale
12.Closing: Department Store
6.8/10Haven't Seen
News at Ten with Reginald Boozenquet
Episode 2 - 12-22-1971
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Pub Bore
2.Benny's Ballad: "Gypsy Rock"
3.Fred Scuttle: Chief Drama Director and Dialogue Coach
4.The Dimpton Drinking Club
5.The Ladybirds: "Say A Little Prayer"
6.News At Ten with Reginald Boozenquet
7.The Great Pretender
8.Benny's International Bloopers
9.Closing: Yakkety Sax
6.7/10Haven't Seen
Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny and Cranny Faddock
Episode 1 - 11-24-1971
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Hotel Lift
2.Benny's Ballad: "The Beach at St. Tropez"
3.Benny's Bloopers
4.New England 1635
5.Chow-Mein: At Home with Henry McGee
6.St. John Bossom: Poet
7.Cruising on the S.S. Rumpo
8.The Ladybirds: "River Deep, Mountain High"
9.Fun in the Kitchen with Johnny & Cranny Faddock
10.The Movie Shakers: Mervyn Cruddy
11.Closing: Yakkety Sax
7/10Haven't Seen
Season 2
Cinema: The Vintage Years
Episode 5 - 3-24-1971
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Unfaithful Wife
2.Benny's Ballad: "The Egg Marketing Board Tango"
3.French For Starters
4.The Messenger
5.The Grass Is Greener
6.Supermarket Dance
7.Benny Reveals All... about television!
8.The Ladybirds: "Close To You"
9.Cinema: The Vintage Years
10.Benny's International Bloopers
11.The Westminister Funsters
12.Chow-Mein and Cookie in the Restaurant
13.Closing: Yakkety Sax
6.8/10Haven't Seen
Undercover Sanitary Inspector
Episode 4 - 2-24-1971
48m
1.Benny Quickie: Copy The Boss
2.Benny's Ballad: "Pretty Greek Girl"
3.Undercover Sanitary Inspector
4.Reverend Gray
5.Benny's Bloopers
6.Nanette: "Everybody's Singing, Like Now"
7.Learning All the Time!
8.Benny Quickie: Night George!
9.Uplift with Humphrey Bumphrey
10.Benny's Ballads: "Pepys' Diary" & "Lady Mary"
11.Closing: "Lady Mary" & Yakkety Sax
6.8/10Haven't Seen
Top of the Tops
Episode 3 - 1-27-1971
52m
1. Benny Quickie: Very Well, M'Lady, 2. Benny's Ballad: "Flying South", 3. Shameful Moments of Sport, 4. Petticoat and Vine: "World of Love and Laughter", 5. Henry and Alice and Bob and Mary, 6. Benny's Bloopers, 7. Kiki Dee: "You Made Me So Very Happy", 8. Crime Does Not Pay, 9. Love Will Find A Way, 10. Top of the Tops, 11. Close: The Age Of Aquarius (not in the menu).
6.8/10Haven't Seen
Opportunity's Knocking
Episode 2 - 12-23-1970
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Rubber Balloons
2.Benny's Ballad: Broken-Hearted Lover's Stew
3.Benny Quickie: The Unexpected Look
4.Fred Scuttle: Scuttle Tours
5."Grand Pappy Blueberry" and Benny's Ballad: "Rachel"
6.Benny Quickie: Bank Robbery
7.Benny's Bloopers
8.Trisha Noble: "I'm Leaving on a Jet Plane"
9.A Tribute to the Lower Tidmarsh Volunteer Fire Brigade
10.Opportunity's Knocking
11.Closing: Yakkety Sax
7/10Haven't Seen
The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard
Episode 1 - 10-28-1970
50m
1.Benny Quickie: Park Bench
2.Benny's Ballad: "Suitcase on the Train"
3.Benny Quickies: Comic Look No.7
4.Boutique Mask Dance
5.Los Zafiros
6.The Bill Stickers
7.Benny Quickie: British Arms
8.Benny's Bloopers
9.Fred Scuttle: Mr. Show Business
10.The Underworld Water of Jacques Custard
11. Wind Of Change
12.Two's Company: "September Song"
13.Chow-Mein: East Meets West
14.Ted
14.Benny's Ballad: "Jose's Cantina"
15.Closing: Yakkety Sax
7.1/10Haven't Seen
Season 1
The Sound of Frankenstein
Episode 4 - 3-11-1970
50m
1.Benovite 2.Opening and Ballad: "My Garden of Love" 3.The Hitch Hiker 4.Fred Scuttle: TV Audience Researcher 5.Rogue Nudist 6.Benny's Bloopers 7.The Ladybirds: "The Girl is in Love with You" 8.Benny's Ballad: "Golden Days" 9.Benny Quickie: One-Man Band Monk 10.Cotillion Dancing 11.The Birds and the Bees 12.The Sound of Frankenstein 13.Closing: Yakkety Sax
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time
Episode 3 - 2-04-1970
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Black Moor 2.Opening and Ballad: "Colleen" 3.Naked Audition 4.Luis Alberto del Parana and Los Paraguayos 5.Hotel Sordide 6.Tour Guide 7.Ballet Company with Audience Commentary 8.Miss Eira Heath: "Carnival" 9.Making a Commercial 10.The Old Fiddler 11.Benny's Bloopers 12.Tommy Tupper in Tupper-Time 13.Benny's Ballad: "Girls of the Sousa Bar" 14.Closing: Yakkety Sax
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Is This Your Life?
Episode 2 - 12-25-1969
51m
1. Benny Quickie: Fishing 2. Opening and Ballad: "Juanita Bonita Delores" 3. Holiday Sports Spectacular 4. Benny Quickie: Peeping Ben 5. The Ladybirds: "Can't Take My Eyes Off You" 6. The Short Happy Life of Maurice Dribble 7. Benny's Bloopers 8. Miss Eira Heath: "Wedding Cake" 9. Is This Your Life? 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius
7.2/10Haven't Seen
The European Song Contest
Episode 1 - 11-19-1969
52m
1. Benny Quickie: Ye Olde Wishing Well 2. Opening and Ballad: "Anna-Marie" 3. Benny's Bloopers 4. Sound Delay Interview 5. The Ladybirds: "Your Secret Love" 6. The Russian Zone 7. Lower Tidmarsh Hospital Service 8. Mrs. Fripp: ITV's Most Loyal Viewer 9. European Song Contest 10. Closing: The Age Of Aquarius
7.5/10Haven't Seen
Top 5 Highest Rated Episodes 8.3/10
7.9/10 7.7/10 7.6/10 7.6/10
The Hot Shoe Show
Episode 2 - 4-25-1984
50m
1.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired! 2.Benny's Ballad: The League of Helping Hands 3.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner! / Benny Quickie: Just Married 4.The Vagabond 5.Benny Quickies: Man Inspired 2! 6.Hill's Angel Aerobatics 7.The Human Body 8.Benny Quickie: Bedside Manner 2! 9.The Boys are Back in Town! 10.Benny Quickie: Chicken and the Egg 11.Benny Quickies: Keep It Up! 12.The Hot Shoe Show 13.Two Minutes Under 14.St. John Thomas Hospital Opening 15.Hospital Chase
8.3/10Haven't Seen
The B-Team
Episode 1 - 1-02-1985
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Two Saxophones! 2.Benny Quickies: Telly Antics 3.School Teacher: Homework Howlers and a History Lesson 4.Brand Names 5.Benny Quickies: Cheeky Girls 6.Sauce at Benito's 7.The B-Team 8.B-Team Chase
7.9/10Haven't Seen
WonderGran Meets Dr Jackal and Mr Hide
Episode 1 - 1-07-1981
51m
1.Benny Quickie: Five Minutes!
2.Benny's Ballad: Maria
3.The Loser
4.Michael Caine: Not A Lot Of People Know That
5.Circus Clown
6.Benny Quickie: Bust Or Bus!
7.Meeting People With Henry McGee: Gaston Le Clerc
8.Runaway with Hill's Angels
9.Benny Quickies: Disappointments
10.Wondergran Meets Dr. Jackal & Mr. Hyde
11.Close: Wondergran Chase
7.7/10Haven't Seen
The Police Raid in Waterloo Station
Episode 3 - 4-25-1979
49m
1.Musical Favorites, 2.Benny's Ballad: Maria, 3.Benny Commercial Quickies, 4.Fred Scuttle at The International Television Festival, 5.Carmen, 6.O'Jack, 7.In London Tonight, 8.Pan's People: Love For Sale, 9.Yield To The Dawn, 10.Cheapo Films Presents: The Police Raid In Waterloo Station, 11.Benny Quickie: Doctor, Doctor, 12.Benny's Monologue: Wild Jack McGraw, 13.The Race, 14.Close: The Race Chase.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
Butch Cafferty and the Fundance Kid
Episode 2 - 3-05-1980
50m
1.Thames Logo
2.A Host Of Your Favorite Stars
3.Benny's Ballad: Johnnie Boy
4.Art Gallery Munchies
5.Chow Mein's Industrial Tribunal
6.Hill's Angels in Madame Louise Summer Collection
7.The Medieval Jester
8.The Fudpuckers
9.Butch Cafferty & The Fundance Kid
10.Hill's Angels Climax
7.6/10Haven't Seen
