The George Carlin Show
(1994)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 2
George Likes a Good War
Episode 13 - 7-16-1995
George and Harry feud when they find an old bet between their fathers, based around which side would win World War II. Frank gets his jaw wired shut, and Beck has an epiphany.
7.4/10
Haven't Seen
George Tells the Truth
Episode 12 - 7-09-1995
Jack tries to Irish theme the bar, and George takes a truth serum while looking to buy a gift for his girlfriend.
8/10Haven't Seen
George Helps a Friend
Episode 11 - 1-01-1995
George runs into an old buddy, a priest with a crisis of conscience whom George offers a guided tour of the secular world.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
George Puts on a Happy Face
Episode 10 - 12-25-1994
After being confronted with numerous taxi customer complaints George is asked to smile more.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
George Does a Bad Thing
Episode 9 - 12-18-1994
George figures he's doing an adolescent a favor by buying him his first Playboy magazine, but the boy's parents insist George has scarred their son for life.
7.1/10Haven't Seen
George Shoots Himself in the Foot
Episode 8 - 12-11-1994
George tries to set up his ex-wives with Jack and Frank.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
George Really Does It This Time
Episode 7 - 12-04-1994
A mysterious virus overruns the city and it's originating in George's apartment, where his housecleaning has created a primordial soup of deadly organisms.
7/10Haven't Seen
George Gets Caught in the Middle
Episode 6 - 11-27-1994
George is in hot water with Harry's wife, who suspects her husband is having an affair and using George's apartment as his love nest. The truth is that Harry is just intimidated by her surgically altered good looks.
8.5/10Haven't Seen
George Pulls the Plug
Episode 5 - 11-13-1994
A comatose bar patron on life support has left George with power of attorney over his gambling winnings, and now George discovers it's up to him to pull the plug.
7.6/10Haven't Seen
George Gets Hoist By His Own Petard
Episode 4 - 11-06-1994
George advises Sydney against dating the urbane Dr. Beck; but later, even the ragtag George is taken in by the Beck family's unaffected ways on a visit to their palatial estate.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
George Goes Too Far
Episode 3 - 10-30-1994
George is caught on hidden camera cheating a fare who turns out to be an investigative reporter from the local TV news. The footage is aired, and George must deal with the fallout.
7.8/10Haven't Seen
George Runs into an Old Friend
Episode 2 - 10-23-1994
George intercepts a package meant for his neighbor (guest star Tommy Chong) which turns out to contain marijuana, and attempts to get rid of it.
6.6/10Haven't Seen
George Gets a Big Surprise
Episode 1 - 10-16-1994
30m
George angles for a fishing buddy after a woman bequeaths her late husband's ice-fishing boat to him. What has George reeling, however, is the young man who shows up at the Moylan claiming to be his son.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
Season 1
George Lifts the Holy Spirit
Episode 14 - 5-15-1994
30m
Harry steals a shipping truck containing a statue of Jesus Christ in the cargo area, then enlists a reluctant George to help him hide it.
8/10Haven't Seen
George Plays a Mean Pinball
Episode 13 - 5-08-1994
30m
After beating his girlfriend Kathleen at multiple games of pinball, George begins insisting to her that women are inferior to men.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
George Looks Down the Wrong End of a Thirty-Eight
Episode 12 - 5-01-1994
30m
George is driving Dr. Beck to the Moylan Tavern when a desperate criminal hijacks the taxicab. The cowardly Beck escapes, leaving George to fend for himself.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
George Speaks His Mind
Episode 11 - 4-24-1994
30m
After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music
Episode 10 - 4-10-1994
George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.
8.5/10Haven't Seen
George Loses His Thermos
Episode 9 - 3-27-1994
30m
After his thermos disappears at the Moylan, George makes a big stink, raving on about the declining quality of life at his neighborhood tavern.
7.7/10Haven't Seen
George Destroys a Way of Life
Episode 8 - 3-20-1994
Movie buffs frequent the tavern, to the dismary of the regulars.
8.2/10Haven't Seen
George Gets Some Money
Episode 7 - 3-06-1994
George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
George Expresses Himself
Episode 6 - 2-27-1994
30m
A pompous newsman's TV tirade about incompetent New York cabbies prompts a verbal letter bomb from George, who later surprises pals at the Moylan with his on-screen rebuttal.
8/10Haven't Seen
George Helps Sidney
Episode 5 - 2-20-1994
30m
George helps Sydney get a modeling audition, but then accidentally breaks her nose.
8/10Haven't Seen
George Goes on a Date (2)
Episode 4 - 2-13-1994
30m
Friends offer fashion advice when George shows up at the Moylan in a Nehru jacket, ready for his date with Kathleen, which is later interrupted by news that Miles has run away. (Part 2 of 2)
8/10Haven't Seen
George Goes on a Date (1)
Episode 3 - 2-06-1994
30m
George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)
8.3/10Haven't Seen
George Sees an Airplane
Episode 2 - 1-23-1994
30m
George's sanity is questioned after he sees a UFO.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
When Unexpected Things Happen to George
Episode 1 - 1-16-1994
30m
In the opener, George walks of the job when he's ordered to cut his ponytail; but his problems have less to do with the length of his air than they do with his huge gambling debt.
7.4/10Haven't Seen
Top 5 Highest Rated Episodes 8.5/10
8.5/10 8.3/10 8.3/10 8.3/10
George Digs Rock ‘n’ Roll Music
Episode 10 - 4-10-1994
George takes pity on a has-been '60s rocker when he sees him performing for spare change in the street.
8.5/10Haven't Seen
George Gets Caught in the Middle
Episode 6 - 11-27-1994
George is in hot water with Harry's wife, who suspects her husband is having an affair and using George's apartment as his love nest. The truth is that Harry is just intimidated by her surgically altered good looks.
8.5/10Haven't Seen
George Goes on a Date (1)
Episode 3 - 2-06-1994
30m
George dates a pet-shop owner. (Part 1 of 2)
8.3/10Haven't Seen
George Gets Some Money
Episode 7 - 3-06-1994
George makes a killing off a drunken passenger and begins spending with reckless abandon, ignoring Harry's warning about ""bad money"" until he attends a championship boxing match.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
George Speaks His Mind
Episode 11 - 4-24-1994
30m
After an encounter with his ex-wife in his cab, George, now in a very dark mood, runs afoul of an undercover inspector from the New York City Taxi and Limousine Commission, drawing a citation for using profanity on the job. He goes before the commissioner in a hearing to plead his case.
8.3/10Haven't Seen
