The Kids in the Hall
(1988)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 5
#521
Episode 21 - 4-15-1995
24m
End of the Beginning (P)(5): Bellini listens to the radio (Paul Bellini) • Armada Grows Old (MBK)(5): Armada sees the future (Armada) • The Sixth Kid (all)(5): Jeff Berman tribute • Buddy's Bar - Closure (S)(5): Buddy closes the bar • On Censorship (KDB)(5): ""recap"" of censored episodes • A.T. Buyout (all)(5): Everyone is fired (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson, Secretary, A.T. Boss) • Burial (all+P)(5): the boys are buried and Bellini speaks! (Paul Bellini)
8/10Where to watch
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#520
Episode 20 - 4-08-1995
24m
Noisy Roommates (DK)(5): man has problems with his "44" noisy roommates • Memoirs (SD)(5): husband and wife read "Memoirs" and reminesce • Journey to the Top of the Stairs (KSM)(5): a musical number
7.7/10Where to watch
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#519
Episode 19 - 3-29-1995
24m
Francesca, Bruno, & the Voiceover Guy (SDM)(5): voiceover guy corrects Francesca's grammar (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones) • Sperm Bank I (SMBK)(5): the humanoids rob a sperm bank (Humanoids for Humanism) • The Queen at Tea (DKS)(5): the Queen drops by unexpectedly for tea (The Queen) • Sperm Bank II (MBK)(5): sperm bank continued (Tucker, Armada in stills) • Man of Destiny (D)(5): a busy guy • Sperm Bank III (BM)(5): sperm bank continued (Police Department in still) • Heart Channel (all)(5): a truly bizarre pledge drive (Nena, Murray, Doctor, Nurse Unloop, Terrier) • Sperm Bank IV (-)(5): sperm bank concluded
7.5/10Where to watch
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#518
Episode 18 - 3-22-1995
24m
Band Killer (BKM)(5): Capture of a serial killer (Police Department) • Brown Stuff (DS)(5): A.T. & Love boss has a problem (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss) • I'm Late (KB)(5): The perfect couple practices being perfect • Steps* -- AIDS (DKS)(5): Steps guys discuss AIDS (Steps) • Bye Stan* (all+J)(5): Guy wishes everyone a good weekend (Danny Husk, Cathy, Kathie, Ms. Ferguson?) • Bellini Day (BMDP)(5): Aliens celebrate Bellini Day (Paul Bellini, sorta)
7.8/10Where to watch
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#517
Episode 17 - 3-15-1995
24m
Greater Possibilities (DK)(5): Man with submarine for an office • Steps Guys at Home (SDK)(5): Butch calls 555-JERK (Steps) • "Living Proof" Press Conference (MKB)(5): Band dies in a bus crash • Big Bucks* (B)(5): Man with a bizarre job gets the big bucks (directed by Bruce)
7.7/10Where to watch
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#516
Episode 16 - 3-08-1995
24m
Wrote the Report Naked (DKS)(5): free spirit writes a report (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown) • Don't Shut off My Cable! (SM)(5): Korean War vet doesn't want to lose his cable (Disgusting Old Man) • My Gazebo! (all)(5): woman's gazebo disappears (Police Department) • Scott on Los Angeles (S)(5): a monologue from Scott on a dream he had • Carlo the Scientist (BM)(5): Darryl participates in an experiment (Darryl)
7.7/10Where to watch
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#515
Episode 15 - 3-01-1995
24m
Cyclops (SD)(5): cyclops at a party • The Convenience Store Worker (all)(5): A convenience store clerk has his performance reviewed by executives • Hillbilly's Problem (MDSKJ)(5): A hillbilly has some problems after his cow kicks him in the head (Nurse Unloop) • Fran the Italian (SM)(5): Fran feels out of sorts (Fran)
7.8/10Where to watch
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#514
Episode 14 - 2-22-1995
24m
Police Department (BM)(5): 2:16 p.m. Cherry Beach - madness in L.A. (Police Department) • Bleeding Ear (KDB)(5): man's ear starts bleeding at dinner • Bikini Inspector (B)(5): man complains about ""Bikini Inspector"" T-shirts • Wedding at Buddy's (SKM)(5): Buddy conducts a marriage ceremony (Buddy) • This Scene Was Written in Haste...* (SDK)(5): a sketch written in haste • Hi-Tech Car Alarm (M)(5): Tucker followed by a car after setting off its alarm (Tucker)
7.9/10Where to watch
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#513
Episode 13 - 2-15-1995
24m
Clothes-Talker (K)(5): man talks to his clothes • Sid & Sharisse Wedding (all)(5): Sid & Sharisse get married (Sid, Sharisse, Sid's Friend) • Whores (DSM)(5): film producer (Whores) • Darn Near Puked (BSK)(5): office workers discuss ""gross"" things • Whores (DS)(5): high heels and old boyfriends (Whores) • Scott's Vision (SM)(5): Scott has a vision after reading a list of men who died of AIDS • Again! Again! (SKBM)(5): old man asks women to dance in their underwear
7.8/10Where to watch
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#512
Episode 12 - 2-08-1995
24m
Shoe Shine--He's not stoned; he's just noticing things. • The Monkeys--Be afraid. Be very afraid; he might let the monkeys loose. • You Scuzzy Piece of Filth!--He dialed wrong. • Raj and Christine: Temporary Roommates--She contributes; she shoplifted for him. • Husk Musk--The bottled scent of Danny.
7.6/10Where to watch
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#511
Episode 11 - 2-01-1995
24m
The Test-Tube Baby (SD)(5): man complains about being a test-tube baby • Kathie & Dry Cleaner (BMSK)(5): Kathie sleeps with dry cleaner (Kathie, Cathy, Tanya, Secretary, Bigot Cabbie) • Whores (DSK)(5): first timer (Whores, Rudy) • Starving Street Singers (BKM)(5): street singers look for food (Street Singers) • Communist Threat (DK)(5): man talks about the communist threat • Whores (SK)(5): Maudre pretends to be Rudy's wife (Maudre, Rudy) • Man's Girlfriend's Jobs (all)(5): man who wants girlfriends with various jobs
8/10Where to watch
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#510
Episode 10 - 1-25-1995
24m
Lick Town Clean (DK)(5): residents must lick the town clean • Agents in the Bar (SMK)(5): the Sudelmans in the bar order drinks after last call (Sudelmans) • The Lovers 3* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • Noisy Kid (MBKD)(5): man in line complains about a yakky kid • Dave/Elk (DS)(5): comparison of Dave and an elk [Scott narrates] • Humpback Gays (BS)(5): gay pair discusses one guy's hump (Butchie?) • The Lovers 4* (DM)(5): the lovers talk about their love (directed by Mark) • My Training* (BKM)(5): man who participates in competitive bathtub-soaking
7.7/10Where to watch
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#509
Episode 9 - 1-18-1995
24m
Steps* -- Coming Out (DSK)(5): Steps guys discuss coming out to their parents (Steps) • Crab Shampoo (KM)(5): American in Canada wants crab shampoo • Obfuscator Boyfriend (DB)(5): man obfuscates about moving in together • Mr. Tisane's Tea Problem (KMD)(5): Mr. Tisane addicted to tea (Mr. Tisane) • Boiled Potatoes (MDSK)(5): a man has an idea for a new restaurant • Steps* -- Movie (KDSB)(5): Steps guys see Intimate Circumstances (Steps)
7.6/10Where to watch
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#508
Episode 8 - 12-28-1994
24m
555-SLUT (none): gross guy's phone sex ad • Chicken Lady at the Mall (DMSB)(5): Chicken Lady masturbates at the mall (Chicken Lady) • Old People (B)(5): Bruce monologue about old people • Office Joker Revenge (MKB)(5): man wants to get revenge against office joker • 555-SLUT (none)(5): gross guy's phone sex ad • Exercise Class Instructors (MBS)(5): exercise class teachers have a fight • 555-SLUT (D)(5): friend-of-gross-guy's phone talk ad • Embarrasing Dinner (KSDM)(5): man's companion snorts coke at dinner (Smitty)
7.9/10Where to watch
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#507
Episode 7 - 12-21-1994
24m
Slow Motion Trick (MDK)(5): guy acts slow to make friend leave • Ex-Girlfriend Relocation (MKD)(5): guy wants to have ex-girlfriend relocated • Whores (DS)(5): looking for a hooker with a heart of gold (Whores) • Love (B): Bruce monologue about love • Breast-Obsessed Businessman (KDS)(5): man obsessed with secretary's breasts • Whores (DS)(5): ""Want a date?"" joke backfires (Whores) • Naive Duck Hunting (SM)(5): hunting-naive companions go duck hunting • Whores (DS)(5) • They Love Me in France (all)(5): why Kevin is popular only in France
7.6/10Where to watch
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#506
Episode 6 - 12-14-1994
24m
Fight-Picking Guy - This Close (SD)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Weston & Virgil in 1972 (SMB)(5): Weston & Virgil at school in 1972 (Weston Esterhazy, Virgil) • Power-Mad after Promotion (KDM)(5): mail clerk gets promoted and goes power-mad • Sick about Crime (D)(5): experienced cop gets sick about lawbreakers • Laundromat Business Opportunities (MB)(5): businessman tries to lease underwear • Fight-Picking Guy - Up Your Craw (SK)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Post-Apocalypse Poets (KMB)(5): post-apocalypse poets smokes pot and writes songs • Fight-Picking Guy - Hey! (SM)(5): guy in bar who wants to get in a fight • Coal-Shoveler with Angst (BM)(5): coal shoveler questions life
7.7/10Where to watch
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#505
Episode 5 - 12-07-1994
24m
Lesbian & Gay Pride, Waiter With Stumps For Hands, Squealin', Gavin: Leaking, Protest, Good to Cry 2, Drag Queens & Leather People, Sounds
Skit:
- Steps: gay pride day
- Stump Hand Waiter: the waiter with stumps for hands
- Butt Freak Film Buff: the guy who likes a certain type of movie scene
- Gavin at the Police Department: Gavin registers a complaint at the police department
- Steps: gay pride day continued
- Guy Who Consoles People in Hospital: the guy who consoles crying people in the hospital
- Steps: gay pride day continued
- Evan the Stereo Salesman: Evan the intense stereo salesman
7.7/10Where to watch
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#504
Episode 4 - 10-26-1994
24m
God is Dead, New Boots, Fast Breakup, Hookers: Porno, Rockey, Hookers: Price List, Montreal 2, Dessert
Skit:
- God is Dead: newsreel footage of the death of God
- New Boots: workers with steel-toed boots go to the job
- Accelerated-Time Breakup: time accelerates whenever man leaves wife
- Whores: new price list
- Buddy's Bar: Buddy talks about Montreal
- Whores: johns who can't pay
- Dipping Areas: a restaurant kitchen discussion about the mousse dipping areas
7.8/10Where to watch
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#503
Episode 3 - 10-19-1994
24m
Hookers: Drum Up Business, How To, Just One Guy, Hookers: Rap Music, Por-eef, Jug Head, The Hit
Skits:
- Whores: drumming up business
- Meet Your New Male Slave: Buddy gets a new male slave
- Someone Doesn't Like You: man discusses a guy who doesn't like a friend
- Whores: rap music
- Poreef: Money-Momentum guys sell new product in a grocery store
- The Tattoo: man reveals his deep hidden secret
- The Hit: man hires hit man to kill himself
6.8/10Where to watch
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#502
Episode 2 - 10-12-1994
25m
Cops: Interrogation 5, Please Please Please, Special Sauce, Chance Meeting, Cops: Interrogation 7, Document, Grizzly, Cops: Interrogation Finale
Skits:
- Police Department: 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?"
- Disgusting Old Man: old man asks neighbor to turn over his wife
- The Chosen One Thinker: fast food crew chief/chosen one thinks
- Chance Meeting: the story of a man's and woman's chance meeting
- Police Department: 9:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
- Firing Documentary: man makes documentary of being fired from work
- Grizzly: man encounters a "bear" while hunting for chicks
- Police Department: 1:00 a.m. Precinct House - real "conclusion" of "Did you kill that guy?"
7.9/10Where to watch
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#501
Episode 1 - 10-05-1994
24m
Idiot Boy: Assistant, Cops: Interrogation 1, Feelyat, Cops: Interrogation 2, Catching Up, Martyr, Cops: Interrogation 4, The Beard
Skits:
- Idiot Boy at Work: Idiot Boy is causing problems at work
- Police Department: 10:00 a.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
- You've Gained Weight: woman with eating disorder discusses weight problems
- Police Department: 6:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
- Feelyat!: bizarre foreign-language game show (& news bulletin)
- Brian's Been Arrested: Fran tells how Brian was arrested
- Police Department: 11:00 p.m. Precinct House - Did you kill that guy?
- The Beard: Man's beard takes over his life
7.9/10Where to watch
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Season 4
#422
Episode 22 - 5-25-1994
24m
Skits:
Inexperienced Cannibal
- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- He didn't get on the plane expecting to eat anyone.
Try it NOW!
- Stars- Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Danny Husk, Danny's Wife
- In short- Maybe the uh spark plugs aren't firing.
Sock Puppet
- Stars- Dave, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre
- In Short- It's for nervous johns.
Do Re Mi
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- Turning that frown upside down.
Anal Probing Aliens
- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Tucker
- In short- Alien questions the point to his work.
Transvestite
- Stars- Dave, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre
- In short- A man wants to know if Maudre is one.
Answering Machine
- Stars- Bruce, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- Husband and wife make their answering machine greeting.
Chicken Lady Goes Home
- Stars- Dave, Bruce,
8.2/10Where to watch
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#421
Episode 21 - 5-25-1994
24m
Skits:
Fiore Parfums Commercial
- Stars- Scott
- Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore
- In short- Smell like a bitch.
Things To Do
- Stars- Dave, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- Thug
- In Short- He's gotta keep on top of his life and on top of his schedule.
Art Collector
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Shirling Guy
- In short- Man negotiates the price for a piece of "art" to add to his collection.
Who's Hot and Who's Not
- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley
- In short- They guy-watch from the steps.
Night I Connected With My Dog
- Stars- Bruce
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- Bruce connects with a dog for which he previously felt nothing.
The Life of Cyril St. John
- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- A 70s-style documentary on an escape artist.
Gay Marriage
- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley
- In short- They
8.2/10Where to watch
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#420
Episode 20 - 5-18-1994
24m
Cabbie • Seminar • Gezbo • Diploma • Cabbie Two • On Board • Scary Sandwich • Extreme Argument
7.8/10Where to watch
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#419
Episode 19 - 5-11-1994
24m
People - Bike Courier • Ricardo • Chargin' Ya • Atrium • People - Winnipeg Chick • Art Studio • People - Hopeless Romantic • Surrogate
7.6/10Where to watch
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#418
Episode 18 - 5-04-1994
23m
Hookers - Transvestite • Excellent Composer • Hookers - Movie Star • Quarter Life Crisis • Cemetery • Drunk As a Crow • Advantage
7.8/10Where to watch
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#417
Episode 17 - 4-27-1994
24m
Pops • Poker Face • Cheers • Cops - Worms • The Nap • Cops - Hungover • Contest • Just One Bite
7.8/10Where to watch
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#416
Episode 16 - 4-20-1994
24m
Guilt • The Kathi's - Monday Meeting • The Voices • Steps - Hot • Becoming A Man • Steps - Drag • The Collector • Steps - Issues
7.7/10Where to watch
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#415
Episode 15 - 4-13-1994
24m
New Guy • Dad and Son Phone Call • Cops - Puck • Clear the Air • Seat 12B • Cops - Hair • Roller Bladers • Love and Sausages
7.9/10Where to watch
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#414
Episode 14 - 3-02-1994
24m
The Unexpirienced Cannibal (DKS)-He is not an EXPERIENCED cannibal
Santa's Visit (MSK)-Boys have a doo doo and girls have a who hah.
Spot Belinni Conclusion (B)-The exciting conclusion of who gets to have breakfast with Belinni at his or her local airport (Belinni)
Looking For Frank (KD)-He's dealing with Steve "TWO PHONES" Macabee!
Tammy's New Video (BM)-Tammy ain't gonna spread for no roses! (Tammy)
My Art! (KB)-He borrowed his art and now he's stealing (the artist with the weird hair)
7.8/10Where to watch
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#413
Episode 13 - 2-23-1994
24m
Cops - Fridge • Third Time Lucky • Cops - Spring, Exposed • Hookers - Documentaries • Nudity • Cops - Europe • Business World • Katnapped
7.8/10Where to watch
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#412
Episode 12 - 2-16-1994
24m
Luck • Fine Line • Tuck it In • Losing My Religion • Serpico • The Hangover • Wild Man
7.9/10Where to watch
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#411
Episode 11 - 2-09-1994
24m
Alan Bouvier • Career Crisis • Nice Day For Work • Hookers - Plastic Surgery • Armada - Understudy • Hookers - Commitment • Lost and Found • Clothesline • Hookers - Too Easy • Comfortable High
8.1/10Where to watch
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#410
Episode 10 - 2-02-1994
24m
Receptionist • Walk A Mile In My Shoes • Cops - Rookie Trick Question • A Soulfulness They Never Had • Cops - Rookie Coffee • Answering Machine • Celebrity • Cops - Rookie Puke • Divorce Court
8.1/10Where to watch
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#408
Episode 8 - 12-23-1993
24m
Hookers - Rich Guy • Gavin - Religion • Try it NOW! • Just Terrific • Hookers - Puppet • Coincidence • Listening In • Hookers - New Coke • Thanksgiving
7.8/10Where to watch
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#407
Episode 7 - 12-16-1993
24m
Crazy Dad (KD)-A man tells a story about his dad locking him up for 10 years, but as a cruel joke.
Chicken Lady Goes Home (all)-The chicken lady visits her old house (Chicken Lady, Tucker, Bearded Lady)
Assistant Fired (MB)-The 45-year-old man fires his assistant (45 guy)
Mixed Up Names (DS)-The bad doctor mixes up files at the hospital (bad doctor)
7 Things To Do (KD)-"Gotta keep on top of my life" (Thug a.k.a. Inept Hitman)
Interviewing New Assistant (BM)-He doesn't get the job. He slobbered on the guy's joint. (45 year old guy)
Hiring Assistant (B)-He finds a new assistant (45 year old guy)
Judy & Fran (DBS)-They meet the new widow (Fran, Gordon, Judy)
8.1/10Where to watch
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#406
Episode 6 - 11-10-1993
24m
Skits
Radio
- Stars- Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- New Yorkers
- In short- The guy's singing bothers his friend.
Big Bats
- Stars- Bruce
- Recurring Characters- Kathie
- In short- Kathie becomes a fan of the happy chirpy Blue Jays team.
Apartment Games 1
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Losers
- In short- They toss beer bottles into their kitchen sink.
Door-to-Door Knife Sharpener
- Stars- Dave, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- Axe Murderer
- In Short- Axe Murderer needs his blade sharpened during a murder.
Progress in Food
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Fran, Gordon, Brian
- In Short- Fran learns about salsa, peanut sauce, and meals in a pill.
Apartment Games 2
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Losers
- In Short- They bounce rubber balls in their bathtub.
Forced Date
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- Two people are forcibly introduced
7.8/10Where to watch
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#405
Episode 5 - 11-03-1993
24m
Skits:
Newscasters
- Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Channel 7 News
- In short- The weatherman is not God.
Emergency Room Practical Joker
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Nurse Unloop
- In short- A dying man pulls a few jokes before he dies.
Perks
- Stars- Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- A man responds to Scott's personal ad.
Out of Body Experience
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Myra
- In Short- Myra has an out of body experience while choking.
Sex Girl Patrol
- Stars- Dave, Bruce
- Recurring Characters- Preacher Character
- In Short- A filmmaker's "very sexist" new film.
So Says You
- Stars- Dave, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In Short- A man tells his wife he has amnesia and a fear of death.
7.6/10Where to watch
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#404
Episode 4 - 10-27-1993
24m
The Governor's Wrong Number
- Stars- Dave, Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- Around midnight, the governor misdials.
Spot Bellini Contest
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Bellini
- In short- The contest is announced and the rules explained.
The Alley Fight 1
- Stars- Dave, Bruce
- Recurring Characters- Sid, Sid's Fighting Buddy
- In short- They take on a biker and his goldfish.
Multiple Personalities
- Stars- Dave, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus
- In Short- Under hypnosis, Hecubus' other personalities come through.
The Alley Fight 2
- Stars- Dave, Bruce
- Recurring Characters- Sid, Sid's Fighting Buddy
- In Short- They take on two guys in suits.
Sandwich People
- Stars- Bruce
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In Short- He talks about various kinds of people.
Never Put Salt In Your Eyes
- Stars- Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Danny Husk
- In short- Man tries
8/10Where to watch
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#403
Episode 3 - 10-20-1993
24m
- Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial of Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore)
- Whores (SK)(4): "Are you holding out on me?" (Maudre, Rudy)
- The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion (BKM)(4): woman who has sexual fantasies reveals it to her boyfriend
- I'm Turning Assistant into a Rat (DMK)(4): the man who is turning his assistant into a rat
- Whores (DSK)(4): turning tricks for asthma medication (Whores, Rudy)
- Can You Dig It? (B) (4): He dances with strobe lighting
- Phil from the Warehouse with the Pains in his Head (MSB)(4): Phil pesters a man in a shoe store
- Whores (SK)(4): John Wayne imitation (Maudre, Rudy)
- The "Will Do" Guy in Prison (KDM)(4): Dean in prison (Dean, Lex)
7.8/10Where to watch
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#402
Episode 2 - 10-13-1993
24m
- Street Fight -- Parents Watching
- Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl
- Street Fight -- Confusion
- Darryl on a Date -- the Oompah Band
- Street Fight -- Unfair Fight
- Buddy -- Virtual Reality
- Cyril St. John the Escapist
- Hardboiled NY Rednecks
7.9/10Where to watch
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#401
Episode 1 - 10-06-1993
24m
Skits:
- Cameraman Ted Riley Memorial
- The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing
- Whores
- Pitiful Mechanic
- Spider on the Face
- Whores
- Hyper Business Executive
- Cabbie Delivers Rush-Hour Baby
7.8/10Where to watch
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Season 3
#322
Episode 22 - 5-05-1992
25m
Skits:
Withstanding Blatant Abuse
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Cops
- In short- He didn't interfere because he though they knew each other.
Strip Club
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Emcee
- In Short- The freaks attend a strip show with Rooster Boy.
Old Lady Falls Down
- Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Cops
- In short- The cops don't get involved when a man helps an old lady up.
Videos
- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Lex, Dean
- In Short- Dean borrows a video from Lex and fails to return it.
Canada Abandons Monarchy
- Stars- Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- The Queen, Prince Edward
- In Short- The Queen interrupts a broadcast of raging rivers.
Sleeping on the Squad Car
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Cops
- In short- He fell asleep on the hood of the car.
Stay Down!
- Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- R
8.1/10Where to watch
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#321
Episode 21 - 5-05-1992
24m
Skits:
Girls! Girls! Girls!
- Stars- Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
- In short- Man finds the Headcrusher after following a sign for girls.
Marriages
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- A woman repeatedly remarries after repeated marrying the wrong guy.
Blame for Blue Jays Loss
- Stars- Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie
- In short- Cabbie blames "certain people."
Man Boobs
- Stars- Dave, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Danny Husk
- In short- Man asks if he's always had breasts, or are they new.
Blood From a Stone
- Stars- n/a
- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl
- In short- You can get blood from a stone.
Road Rage
- Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie
- In Short- Cabbie shoots other cars, delivers a package, and picks up other fares.
The Thrift Shop
- Stars- Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurr
8.2/10Where to watch
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#320
Episode 20 - 4-28-1992
23m
Skits:
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave
- Bearded Lady Marries (DKM)(3): the bearded lady prepares to get married (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady)
- Arrogant Executive (DK)(3): the arrogant executive listens to an ad pitch
- Kids in the Hall Kids/Bruce's Regrets (BM)(3): Bruce's regrets at the end of the KITH season (Satan, Mr. Tyzik, Cabbage Head)
- Horny Patient (SK)(3): horny man gets examined by a nurse (Nurse Unloop)
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave
- Spy Models* (SDMK)(3): a film with Francesca & Bruno (Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
7.9/10Where to watch
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#319
Episode 19 - 4-21-1992
24m
Skits:
- What?!?!? (SB)(3): man wonders about the look his wife gives him
- Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 1 (KDSB)(3): Hecubus is fired for drinking too much (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
- Father & Son Thieves (BS)(3): father and son rob a man's house
- Darryl on a Date -- Darryl's Momma (MDS)(3): Darryl has a date over and tells his date about his mother (Darryl)
- Pit of Ultimate Darkness -- Hecubus Fired 2 (DK)(3): Hecubus fired continued (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
- Absent-Minded Customer/Scott Thompson's 100th Waiter Sketch (all)(3): an absent minded guy doesn't understand the story/celebration for Scott's 100th Waiter
8.1/10Where to watch
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#318
Episode 18 - 4-14-1992
24m
Skits:
- Old Yeller 1 (all)(3): KITH presents the dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"
- A.T. & Love's Danny Husk -- Porn Star (SD)(3): Danny Husk's Boss confronts Danny about being a porn star (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss)
- "What If" Guy (BM)(3): man confronts noisy people in restaurant, but runs through alternate versions of reality in his mind
- Buddy's Bar -- Drugs (S)(3): Buddy talks about drugs (Buddy)
- Old Yeller 2 (all)(3): another dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"
- Rod Torfulson's Armada (MBSK)(3): Rod tries to convince the band to change its name (Armada)
- Horsey/Old Yeller 3 (DSMK)(3): mother reveals the truth to her daughter about her horsey/dramatic conclusion of "Old Yeller"
8/10Where to watch
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#317
Episode 17 - 4-07-1992
24m
Skits:
- Flying Pig Remeniscing (all)(3): man remenisces about the Flying Pig (Flying Pig, Guy in Line, Danny Husk)
- Her "God" Spot (DKM)(3): dog show organizer wonder about a misprint
- The Darcy Pennell Show* with Francesca Fiore (DKS)(3): Francesca Fiore goes on Darcy's show and brings a clip of her next movie (Darcy Pennell, Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones)
- Son of Flying Pig 1 (MSKB)(3): the son of the Flying Pig shows up (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
- Thank-you letters of Tyrone Bibbens Esquire (SK)(3): Tyrone Bibbens writes thank you letters, because he'll be dead soon
- Tanya at a Party 1 (all)(3): Tanya annoys people at a party (Tanya)
- Son of Flying Pig 2 (KBD)(3): son of the Flying Pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
- Tanya at a Party 2 (MD)(3): Tanya the day after the party (Tanya) (over credits)
7.8/10Where to watch
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#316
Episode 16 - 3-31-1992
23m
Skits:
- Celebrities Scott Thompson Looks Like (S)(3): the celebrities Scott Thompson looks like
- One Clearly Insane Person (DK)(3): Jerry Sizzler visits his now-cured sister (Jerry & Jerry Sizzler)
- It's a Fact (M)(3): Importance of Cleaning Ears
- After-Death Experience (M)(3): Mississippi Gary's song about his after-death experience (Mississippi Gary)
- Garbage Man Fan (BKM)(3): man who applauds garbage men
- It's a Fact
- Looking for Pot (all+PJ)(3): Bower goes searching for pot (Bower, Jocelyn, Satan, Bobby)
8/10Where to watch
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#315
Episode 15 - 3-24-1992
24m
Skits:
- Police Department (BM)(3): 9:34 p.m. Welland Park - abandoned potato (Police Department)
- Captain Wonderful (DKS)(3): Captain Wonderful, Arms Longfellow, and the Winged Avenger at their hideout
- Don't Call Her 1 (BS)(3): man debates whether to call a potential girlfriend (Brad)
- Police Department
- Gay Home Alone Outfit (S)(3): Scott explains what gay boys wear when home alone
- Businessman that Just Stares (MKD)(3): the party with businessman that just stares unnervingly but has ulterior motives
- Don't Call Her 2 (B)(3): man and girlfriend have sex
- Exhibition Shirling (all)(3): an exhibition of shirling (Shirling Guy)
8/10Where to watch
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#314
Episode 14 - 3-17-1992
24m
Skits:
- Poem by the Emperor of Japan 1 (M)(3): the emporer recites a haiku
- Gavin's Mother's Funeral (all)(3): Gavin attends his mother's funeral (Gavin, Father, New Mother, Murray)
- Poem by the Emperor of Japan 2 (M)(3): another haiku
- King of Empty Promises (KDM)(3): the "Will Do" guy borrows a videotape from Lex (Dean, Lex)
- Bruce on How to Break Into Show Biz (B)(3): Bruce explains how to break into show business
- Appendix Scar of Hate (MDK)(3): man has a disturbing appendix scar (Doctor)
- Poem by the Emperor of Japan 3 (M)(3): another haiku
- Scott Thompson's Perfect Man (all)(3): Scott describes his perfect man
8.1/10Where to watch
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#313
Episode 13 - 3-10-1992
24m
Skits:
- History of Boxing (KD)(3): innovation in the history of boxing
- Pizza Shop Lechers (MKD)(3): pizza shop guys lust after schoolgirls
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - opera
- Sid & Sharisse (BM)(3): Sid wonders if he is too small to love (Sid, Sharisse)
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - desert island
- The Agents (SMDB)(3): the agents try to get an actor a gig (Sudelmans)
- On the Subject of Me* (D)(3): on the subject of Dave - mustache
- Bald Man's Horrible Secret (B)(3): bald wig salesman has a horrible secret
8/10Where to watch
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#312
Episode 12 - 3-03-1992
25m
Skits:
- Police Department (BM)(3): 9:33 p.m. Simcoe Park - other careers: opera singer and security guard (Police Department)
- Chicken Kabob (all)(3): man chokes on a chicken kabob
- Fake Ed McMahon (BDM)(3): man pretends to be Ed McMahon
- Police Department (BM)(3): 6:17 p.m. Westfield Ave. - shift's over (Police Department)
- Buddy's Bar -- AIDS (S)(3): Buddy talks about AIDS (Buddy)
- Wimpy Tea Guy (KM)(3): Mr. Tisane orders some tea (Mr. Tisane)
- Police Department (BM)(3): 8:11 p.m. Logan Road - asleep on the car (Police Department)
- Tammy -- The Pickle (all+P)(3): Tammy meets the Queen at a pickle factory (Tammy, The Queen, Paul Bellini)
8/10Where to watch
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#311
Episode 11 - 12-17-1991
24m
Skits:
- Girls! Girls! Girls! (KM)(3): guy follows signs to find girls (Mr. Tyzik)
- The Marriages (all)(3): a woman's repeated failed attempts at marriage
- He's 45 1 (BD)(3): hip guy talks to his son (He's 45)
- The Thrift Shop (SMK)(3): Raj and Christine discuss the strange day (Raj, Christine)
- He's 45 2 (BDK)(3): hip guy and his family (He's 45)
- Sexual Harassment of Himself (MKD)(3): trial of the man who acused himself of sexual harassment
- He's 45 3 (BK)(3): hip guy's open relationship (He's 45)
- Stay Down! (BMKS)(3): Sid who won't stay down when losing a fight (Sid, Sharisse, The Queen, Sid's Friend)
8/10Where to watch
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#310
Episode 10 - 12-10-1991
24m
Skits:
- It's a Fact (-)(3): you can get blood from a stone
- Wanna See a Dead Body? (SDBK)(3): man brings his girlfriend to see a dead body in a field (White-Haired Criminal)
- Scott's Double 1 (all+P)(3): Scott's double starts misbehaving (Paul Bellini)
- Businessmen (BM)(3): Gerald and Gerald talk on the phone (Gerald, Gerald)
- Minimum Wage (B)(3): guy complains about minimum wage
- Scott's Double 2 (all+P)(3): Scott's double continued
- Stereo Bargaining (BD)(3): man bargains in a stereo store (Murray)
- It's a Fact (-)(3): uncle lost his job and acts weird
- Naval Captain (KSD)(3): the stupid ship captain
- It's a Fact (M)(3): the "It's a Fact" girl bargains for more money (Murray)
8.1/10Where to watch
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#309
Episode 9 - 12-03-1991
25m
Skits:
- Old Lady Falls Down (SKMB)(3): old lady falls down, man takes her oranges (Police Department)
- Psychic Artist (DK)(3): Dave's draws a person he has never seen, based only on the sound of his voice
- Gavin's Love (all)(3): Gavin falls in love with his babysitter (Gavin, Gavin's mother)
- Mr. Heavyfoot Puts on his Pants* (DK)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
- Buddy's Bar -- Paris (S)(3): Buddy discusses his time in Paris (Buddy)
- Street Singers 1 (BM)(3): the street singers sing on the street (Street Singers)
- Mr. Heavyfoot Hates the Movie* (D)(3): (Mr. Heavyfoot)
- Street Singers 2 (all)(3): the street singers in their home (Street Singers)
8.2/10Where to watch
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#308
Episode 8 - 11-19-1991
25m
Skits:
- Einstein (DK)(3): Einstein insulted by sarcastic painter
- Gut Guys (MBK)(3): they guys with big guts at a bar
- Wedding Reception 1 (BD)(3): the wedding reception, toasts, etc.
- Terrier Song (BK)(3): the Terrier Song (Terrier)
- Wedding Reception 2 (MB)(3): wedding reception continued
- The "Ascertain" Guy (BD)(3): the guy who can't stop using the word "ascertain"
- Wedding Reception 3 (SBK)(3): wedding reception continued
- Darryl the Waiter (all)(3): Darryl at his job as waiter (Darryl)
8/10Where to watch
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#307
Episode 7 - 11-12-1991
25m
Skits:
- Live with Mom or Dad? (MDBS)(3): kid has to decide who to live with
- Pit of Ultimate Darkness on a Date (KDB)(3): Pit of Ultimate Darkness has a date in a restaurant (Pit of Ultimate Darkness)
- Bruce Lookalike 1 (BD)(3): the guy who thinks he looks like Bruce
- Crazy Guy in Waiting Room (SM)(3): crazy guy mocks people in a waiting room
- Why Did They Have to Take the Word "Gay"? (M)(3): lady wonders why gays had to use the word "gay"
- Bruce Lookalike 2/Dad Died -- Call Mom (KBMD)(3): brothers are told their dad died and they quibble over change (Doctor)
- I've Been Kidnapped (all)(3): Danny Husk reads the paper to discover that he has been kidnapped (Danny Husk, White-Haired Criminal)
8.1/10Where to watch
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#306
Episode 6 - 11-05-1991
24m
Skits:
- Police Department 1 (BMS)(3): p.m. Stanfield Park - police find a dead body (Police Department)
- Accent Teacher (KM)(3): teacher teaches accents
- Making Potato Salad (B)(3): red beehive lady makes potato salad (Myra)
- Don't Blame the Clown (SD)(3): clown causes trouble in business meeting (Danny Husk, A.T. & Love Boss, Bingo the Clown)
- Drag Revolution (S)(3): drag queens take over
- Police Department 2 (BMSD)(3): 10:03 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued (Police Department)
- The Phantom of the Warehouse (all)(3): bad boss becomes the legend
- Police Department 3 (BM)(3): 10:36 p.m. Stanfield Park - dead body continued (Police Department)
7.8/10Where to watch
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#305
Episode 5 - 10-29-1991
23m
Skits:
- But First... (DMKB)(3): Businessmen -- "I'd like to begin the presentation, but first..."
- Tanya the Temp Leaves (all)(3): Tanya the temp leaves the office (Cathy, Kathie, Tanya, Ms. Ferguson)
- Open Letter to Wheel Stealer (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the guy that stole his bike wheel
- The Mouse (M)(3): story of a guy's conflict with a mouse (Tucker)
- Open Letter to Wheel Stealer Watchers (B)(3): Bruce's open letter to the people who watched the guy steal his bike wheel
- The Murder Trial (all)(3): guy lies on the stand to get away with murder
- Scott Buying Beer (SB)(3): Scott wonders whether he should buy beer for some underage youth
8.1/10Where to watch
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#304
Episode 4 - 10-22-1991
24m
Skits:
- Obnoxious Golf Guy (KD)(3): the obnoxious golf guy tries to make small talk
- Those Earrings Are Mine (all)(2): guy tries to explain away his affair (Robert)
- Flying Pig 1 (BDKM)(3): the flying pig at the bank line (Flying Pig, Darryl, Guy in Line)
- Canada Abandons Monarchy (SM)(2): Queen tries to win back Canada (The Queen, Prince Edward)
- Flying Pig 2 (BKS)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
- Awards Show (all)(3): the movie awards show
- Flying Pig 3/Police Department (BM)(3): (Flying Pig, Police Department)
- Substitute Axe (DK)(3): ax murderer tries to borrow an ax (Ax Murderer)
- Flying Pig 4 (BMK)(3): the flying pig continued (Flying Pig, Guy in Line)
8.2/10Where to watch
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#303
Episode 3 - 10-15-1991
23m
Skits:
- Asleep on the Job (DS)(2): street worker asleep on the job
- Bruce the Small Guy (BD)(3): Bruce wonders how tall he is
- Stunned Father (K)(3): father stunned because wife left him -- "a whole lotta milk-a".
- The "I Want a Raise" Guy 1 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise
- Gimmel-100 Salesmen (BMS)(3): money momentum guys sell Gimmel-100 organs (Money Momentum Guys)
- The "I Want a Raise" Guy 2 (KD)(3): comedy writer wants a raise continued
- Buddy's Bar -- Tammy the Pop Star (all)(3): Buddy discovers Tammy (Buddy, Tammy)
8.1/10Where to watch
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#302
Episode 2 - 10-08-1991
24m
Skits:
- Fag! (S)(3): guy coming out of house repeatedly being shouted at
- Sleepwalking 1 (SDB)(3): Brian pretends to be sleepwalking (Fran, Gordon, Brian) - Dog Trainer (KD)(3): guy tries to train his useless dog - Relationship Section (BDK)(3): couples sits in relationship section of restaurant - Painting with Darryl (M)(3): Darryl on his show "Painting with the Inner Child with Darryl" (Darryl) - Sleepwalking 2 (SB)(3): ...later that same night (Fran, Gordon) - Girl Drink Drunk* (DK)(3): businessman addicted to girl drinks
8.2/10Where to watch
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#301
Episode 1 - 10-01-1991
24m
Skits:
- Stewardesses in Diner (SKBD)(3): they burst in asking if anyone can fly a plane
- New Development in the Sauna (DS)(3): steam room talk (Danny Husk)
- Bigot Cabbie -- Blue Jays (KM)(3): the Bigot cabbie blames "certain people" when the Blue Jays lose (Bigot Cabbie)
- Chicken Lady at Strip Show (all)(3): the freaks attends a strip show and see Rooster Boy (Chicken Lady, Bearded Lady, Slimy MC)
- Psycho Cabbie (KSM)(3): same customer, but this cabbie shoots other cars and takes unwanted short cuts (Bigot Cabbie, Psycho Cabbie)
- Police Department (SMB)(3): 7:36 p.m. West End Mall - they withstand some blatant abuse (Police Department)
- Farmers in a Diner (DK)(3): two farmers discuss celebrities
- My Pen! (all+J)(3): office worker has his pen taken (Psycho Cabbie)
- Police Department (SM)(3): 9:52 p.m. Fellow Lane - they discuss a movie over a dead body (Police Department)
8.1/10Where to watch
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#222
Episode 22 - 5-07-1991
29m
Sketches:
Cops - Prisoner: Episode 205
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Cops
- In short- Suspect is locked in car.
Comfortable: Episode 201
- Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Nina's husband
- In short- Nina's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife.
Trapper: Episode 202
- Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Francois, Jacques
- In short- The French-Canadian trappers who trap businessmen for their suits.
Painting A Chair: Episode 207
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Gavin
- In Short- There's this guy and he's paintin' a chair.
Cops - Shootout: 205
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Cops
- In short- A standoff outside a house.
Chicken Lady: Episode 205
- Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady
- In short- Man answers her personal ad.
Simon & Hecubus: Episode 202
- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus, Satan
- In short- Hecubus proves he is impolite and evil; Satan likes the show.
Cops - Dad: Episode 209
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Cops
- In short- Never told his Dad he loved him.
Hazy Movie: Episode 220
- Stars- Dave, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones
- In Short- Man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.
Eating In The Shower: Episode 210
- Stars- Kevin
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- Over the credits, Kevin eats in the shower.
8.2/10Where to watch
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#221
Episode 21 - 5-07-1991
30m
Sketches:
Fact #1: Episode 213
- Stars- Bruce
- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl
- In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far.
Headcrusher - Rival: Episode 217
- Stars- Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Mr. Tyzik aka "The Headcrusher"
- In short- There can be only one.
Off Swingin': Episode 201
- Stars- n/a
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In Short- The most handsome man in the world.
Daddy Drank: Episode 209
- Stars- Dave, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In Short- A story about how Daddy drank.
The Affair: Episode 214
- Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Darrill
- In short- Story of the secret affair.
Fact #2 - Queen's ABC's: Episode 211
- Stars- Scott
- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Queen
- In short- The Queen sings her ABCs.
The Doctor: Episode 201
- Stars- Dave
- Recurring Characters- Bad Doctor
- In short- He's not boosting, he's just stating a fact.
A Little Something: Episode 203
- Stars- Bruce, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Don
- In short- Executive has cucumber salad on face.
Fact #4 - Neighbors: Episode 213
- Stars- n/a
- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl
- In short- Her neighbors have been in love for forty-five years.
First Time: Episode 215
- Stars- Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Melanie
- In short- Melanie has her date over in her parent's bedroom.
Girls Of Summer: Episode 202
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole, Shona, Patty
- In short- Buddy manages the Sappho Sluggers.
8.2/10Where to watch
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#220
Episode 20 - 4-30-1991
24m
Sketches:
- Lively Party: A group of people play charades.
- Butcher Shop: Gavin prices meat in a butcher shop
- Cops - Sexism: Is it real?
- Who's To Blame: The boss looks for someone to blame!
- Cops - Clouds: What do they look like?
- Having Tea: Two destructive guys have a tea party.
- Faux Pas:: A man makes inappropriate comments.
- Cops - Partners: What happened to them.
- Messages: He is the best.
- Tube Top Of Justice: What a story.
- Hazy Movie: A man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.
8/10Where to watch
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#219
Episode 19 - 4-23-1991
24m
Sketches:
- The Cure: A man embarrasses his friend at a bar.
- Secretaries - Logey: The office is exhausted.
- Thirty Second Stories - Tess: Who Built Cars
- Directions: A guy who speaks English meets a guy who claims to speak no English.
- Excellent Guy - Big Brother: Darryl spends time with his "Little Brother."
- Thirty Second Stories - Office Party: Shame!
- Taxpayer: A bad sketch is a waste of taxpayer money.
- Thirty Second Stories - Fries: The Stones concert.
- Into The Doors: A man in record store thinks about getting a Doors album.
8/10Where to watch
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#218
Episode 18 - 4-16-1991
24m
Sketches:
- Clandestine Meeting #1: Humanoids for Humanism plan to kill Cabbage Head.
- The Letter: A disturbing piece of mail.
- Plungers: A man talks about a great plunger salesman.
- Clandestine Meeting #2: Cabbage Head is shot!
- Fact #7: Aliens
- Mr. Pin: Pin waiting in grocery store line impatiently.
- Liza's Party: Weston Esterhazy's Hollywood spoon-head movie.
- Clandestine Meeting #3: Cabbage Head in Heaven.
8/10Where to watch
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#217
Episode 17 - 4-09-1991
25m
Sketches:
- Thousand Dollars: Song in a western bar.
- Cops - Towing: Ticketing my car.
- Decorator #1: A man gets a demon to brighten up his apartment.
- Headcrusher - Rival: A battle to the death.
- Shortest: They haven't got a clue.
- Bellini Finale: Bellini gets touched.
- Cops - Graveyard: First traffic ticket.
- Governor: A governor talks with hooker.
- Ham Of Truth: It's F-ing good ham.
- Decorator #2: Credits
8/10Where to watch
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#216
Episode 16 - 4-02-1991
24m
Sketches:
- One Of These Five Men: Really?
- Cincinnati Kid: The Cincinnati Kid looks for the Toronto Kid.
- Career Ending #2: Leslie de Gaulle Trio -- anti-Communist folk singers.
- Thirty Second Stories - Joe: Magnetic Joe.
- No Words: A woman misinterprets an innocent request for the time.
- Thirty Second Stories - Dump: Going to the zoo.
- Career Ending #1: Woman thanks Hitler.
- The Trip: A trip to the farm.
- Wild Weekend: Cathy has a scandalous weekend.
7.9/10Where to watch
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#215
Episode 15 - 3-26-1991
24m
Sketches:
- M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself.
- Scott's Not Gay: Panic!
- First Time: Melanie has a date.
- Bad News: He's kinda evil.
- Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy
- M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself.
- Victim: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up.
- Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow.
- M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself.
8.2/10Where to watch
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#214
Episode 14 - 3-19-1991
24m
Sketches:
- Report: A man coughs up the report in a business meeting.
- Gandar #1: An attempt at hypnosis.
- M. Piedlourde Court Un Marathon: Speaks for itself.
- Jazz Music: Bruce hates jazz.
- Gandar #2: Hypnosis attempt continued.
- Touch Bellini: Announcement of the contest winner.
- The Affair: Story of the secret affair.
- M. Piedlourde Essait L'Auto: Speaks for itself.
- Queen To Queen: Buddy and the Queen's correspondence.
8.1/10Where to watch
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#213
Episode 13 - 3-12-1991
24m
Sketches:
- Cops - Good Cop/Bad Cop: They're getting the hang of it.
- Brad & The Phone: A guy calls for phone sex.
- Fact #1: Uncle Tony.
- Book, Bottle, Blonde: A story of a guy who writes children's books.
- Cops - Money: Best thing about being a cop.
- Shoes: Evan the intense shoe salesman.
- Evil T: Maybe it's the letters?
- Fact #5: Bigfoot Singing.
- Heckler: Mississippi Gary is heckled.
- Fact #4: Neighbors in love.
- The Long Note: The Kids visit Bruce as he recovers from his suicide attempt.
8.1/10Where to watch
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#212
Episode 12 - 3-05-1991
25m
Sketches:
- Cops - Bubble Bath: Disturbing.
- How I Sleep: Kevin shows us how he sleeps.
- Old Friends: Woman talks about her husband's mistress.
- Standing: "Stand in the New Style" hip-hop song.
- Vegas: On a faraway planet, son asks his father about the place they call Vegas.
- Carpenter: Proof that Jesus was a bad carpenter.
- Cops - Daughter: She's so young.
- Encounter: The support group for people that won't be tyrannized by their bladders.
8/10Where to watch
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#211
Episode 11 - 12-18-1990
26m
Sketches:
- Fact #2: Beethoven's 5th
- That's America: Bruce salutes America.
- Prisoner's Jam: A politician judge at a jam-tasting contest.
- Fact #3: Queen's ABC's
- Cuttin' It Close #1: A guy who watches for tits on TV.
- Secret Of Broadway: Girls backstage discuss the new play.
- Cuttin' It Close #2: A guy who finally sees some tits on TV.
- Hustlers - Richard Nixon: A message to Richard Nixon.
- Mispronouncer: This is why some words are spelled FOU-NET-ICK-LY
- Fact #3A: Red-headed Witches.
- Dead Fish: Guys who hold their arms in a tank of dead fish.
- Fact Girl & Queen: Credits.
7.9/10Where to watch
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#210
Episode 10 - 12-11-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Guess Your Weight: Guy who can guess everything but weight. - Go For Guilt: Nena's first date with a guy. - Hustlers - Math Teachers: The message to the old math teachers. - Fag Basher: Leslie saves a guy from some delinquents.
- Friendly Rivals: Worker who keeps a list of his office enemies. - Show Within A Show: The Scott Thompson show by Scott Thompson. - Mr. Hugula: A man in restaurant who can't remember who he is. - Housework Hustlers: Men whoring their maid service. - Chocolate: The girls have a get-together. - Eating In The Shower: Credits.
7.9/10Where to watch
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#209
Episode 9 - 12-04-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.
- Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.
- Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.
- Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.
- The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.
- Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.
- Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.
- The Leash #2: Shelly Long.
- The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.
- Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.
- Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.
8.3/10Where to watch
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#208
Episode 8 - 11-13-1990
24m
Sketches:
- I Can't Play The Piano: A horrible lounge act sing a song.
- Democracy: A birth of a nation.
- Tampa Bay: Gordon is fired.
- Cops - Duck: A duck?
- Freak: A man who bleeds at will!
- Cops - Tony Baldwin: Real cops with fake cops.
- Seminar Money Momentum!!!
- Celebrity: A night with Tony Baldwin.
- Liposuction: What a lovely song.
7.9/10Where to watch
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#207
Episode 7 - 11-06-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Lady Is A Tramp #1: A man tries to befriend a whore.
- Meet The Geralds: Gerald is in a slump
- I'm English: Thinks everyone should speak English.
- Lady Is A Tramp #2: Man proposes to the Lady.
- Painting A Chair: Gavin pesters a guy painting a chair.
- The Lack-O-Trust Blues: Philanderer sings a song in a western bar.
- Lady Is A Tramp #3: Lady is a Tramp 30 years later.
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#206
Episode 6 - 10-30-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Second Novel: "The Heavy Pen."
- Baboon: Humanoids for Humanism help animals.
- Hair Loss: A man loses his hair in a restaurant.
- Conversation: The amicable breakup turns nasty.
- Buddy - Wood Nymph: Buddy spots a wood nymph.
- Anecdote Guy: Good night! I'm joking!
- Groovy Teacher: Theo the cool teacher confides to his class.
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#205
Episode 5 - 10-23-1990
24m
Sketches:
- The Jury: Bruce is charged in court with being an asshole.
- Cops - Shootout: A standoff.
- Prisoner: Buddy explains how he got put in prison.
- Sizzler & The Bank: The Sizzlers try to rob a bank.
- Cops - 211 In Progress: The cops in action.
- Chicken Lady: The Chicken Lady gets a date.
- Drugs Are Bad: Kevin reports hash dealers to the cops.
- Cops - Prisoner: Locked keys in car.
- Clean Sheets: Best things in life.
- Justice: The trial of a lifetime.
7.4/10Where to watch
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#204
Episode 4 - 10-16-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Nutty Bunnies: Nutty bunnies frolic in a field.
- Queer Nation: Buddy talks about who is gay.
- Cops - Uniform: Proper Uniforms.
- Excellent Dinner: Darryl on a Date.
- Cops - Stance: The proper way.
- The Parrot: A man with nagging wife and parrot.
- Cops - Naked: Naked through the woods.
- Customer: Man who wanted his bill five minutes ago.
- On The Run: The Cops chase some escaped convicts.
7.6/10Where to watch
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#203
Episode 3 - 10-09-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Newscast - Paper Airplanes: The Channel 7 News Team
- Sizzler & Sizzler: Sizzler sisters' lounge act.
- Pageant: Kathie wins Miss Canadian
- Tony & Nick: Two friends in the subway.
- Newscast - Meech Lake: Channel 7 News Team, again.
- A Little Something: Executive has cucumber salad on his face.
- Phone: A phone rings incessantly!
7.7/10Where to watch
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#202
Episode 2 - 10-02-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Cops - O Canada: Our home and native land.
- Trapper: The daily hunt begins.
- Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again.
- It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired.
- The Loner: ...And his toe.
- It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again.
- Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.
- It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time.
- Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again.
8.2/10Where to watch
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#201
Episode 1 - 9-25-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Spring: What a man likes about spring.
- Comfortable: How comfortable are these couples?
- Trucker #2: Truck Owner makes a phone call.
- Hard Day: An undercover alien overreacts to innocent questions.
- Off Swingin': One cool cat.
- The Doctor: How far can you coast on just charm?
- Bobby & The Devil: Bobby has a guitar fight with Satan.
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#122
Episode 22
26m
Skits
You Millionaires!
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters: N/A
- In short: A man asks the millionaires to leave his trash alone.
Oversensitive Guy
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin
- Recurring Characters: N/A
- In short: The Oversensitive Guy's girlfriend dumps him.
Working Stiffs
- Stars: Mark
- Recurring Characters: Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
- In short: The Headcrusher crushes yuppies' heads.
Goodnight Nookie
- Stars: Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters: Cabbagehead
- In short: Cabbagehead gets his date to let him in for a drink.
Rusty
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters: N/A
- In short: Rusty likes seniors.
Old Lady/Battle
- Stars: Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters: Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
- In short: A man tries to save an old lady from the Headcrusher.
Love at First Sight
- Stars: Scott
- Recurring Characters: Buddy Cole
- In short: Buddy discusses the notion of love at first sight.
Reg
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters: N/A
- In short: Four men's buddy Reg.
Headcrusher quits for the Night
- Stars: Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters: Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
- In short: The Headcrusher quits for the night...or does he?
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#121
Episode 21 - 5-22-1990
25m
Sketches:
Death Row: Episode 115
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Melanie
- In short- Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.
Banker Doesn't Like Us: Episode 108
- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- "Nobody Likes Us" Guys
- In Short- They can't get a loan because Elinor doesn't like them.
Buddy's Better: Episode 102
- Stars- Scott
- Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole
- In short- Buddy comments on what "they say" about the races.
Crushing Your Head #2: Episode 101
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Mr. Tiscic aka Mr. Tyzik aka the Headcrusher
- In Short- The Headcrusher crushes businessmen's heads.
Citizen Kane: Episode 103
- Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In Short- It was Citizen Kane...or maybe it was Psycho.
Car Ride: Episode 119
- Stars- Bruce
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- The $300 car.
Womyn: Episode #102
- Stars- Dave, B
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#120
Episode 20 - 5-15-1990
25m
Fat Man, How We Met, Thirty Helens: Photos, Bank People, Double Date, Buddy is Canadian, Buddy Holly, Thirty Helens: Helens, Dr. Seuss Bible
Sketches:
- Fat Man: The fat man song.
- How We Met Nena and husband find out how their friends met.
- Thirty Helens Agree #1 : "There's a time and a place to show photos of your kids."
- Bank People: Who the hell are they.
- Double Date: The guys go on a date in a restaurant.
- Buddy Is Canadian: Buddy discusses Canadians.
- Buddy Holly: What Buddy Holly was really like.
- Thirty Helens Agree #2: "A Helen is a Helen."
- The Dr. Seuss Bible: A presentation of the Bible if it was written by Dr. Seuss.
7.8/10Where to watch
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#119
Episode 19 - 5-08-1990
27m
Hey Baby, Island Boys, Can't Kill Rock, Tarantula, Cat's Away, Mutilated, Car Ride, OWWW
Sketches:
- Hey Baby: Guys at a bar bark at women.
- Island Boys: Island-native brothers discuss manhood.
- Can't Kill Rock: Bobby and teacher discuss the death of rock.
- Tarantula: The pick up artist.
- Cat's Away: Guys party when girlfriends leave.
- Mutilated: Scott complaining about some missing... skin.
- Car Ride: A nice ride through the country.
- Owww: Monique the pyromaniac is fired.
7.6/10Where to watch
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#118
Episode 18 - 5-01-1990
25m
Love Me, Stinky Pink, Premise Beach, Crouton, Olympics, Premise Beach 2, Shi**y Soup, She's Gone
Sketches:
- Love Me: Guy cooking steaks; guys runs up. - Stinky Pink: Fran's friend Barbara explains to her son about her separation and new hair color. - Premise Beach #1: People who shouldn't run for office. - Crouton: The story of the big crouton. - Olympics: Tragedy at the Olympics. - Premise Beach #2: People with gift heads. - Shi**y Soup: Everyone who comes here has it. - She's Gone : Girl leaves guy because of fly on his face.
7.8/10Where to watch
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#117
Episode 17 - 4-24-1990
28m
Boo!, Dracula, The Middle, Crushing Girlfriend, Mass Murderer, B & K, Beautiful Women
Sketches:
- Boo!: The author of scary books.
- Dracula: Leslie has a friend over.
- The Middle: A comedy sketch premise.
- Crushing Girlfriend: Head Crusher's friend comes over.
- Mass Murderer: A look at the life of a murderer.
- B&K: A song and dance team.
- Darcy Pennell: Ugly women's fashions.
7.7/10Where to watch
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#116
Episode 16 - 4-17-1990
26m
The Floater, Is He?, Thirty Helens: Pens, Manny Coon, Thirty Helens: Minds, Bass Player, Compensation, Thirty Helens: Disagree, Power of my Cock
Sketches:
- The Floater: Man wonders how did this happen.
- Is He?: Cathy & Kathie wonder if the new guy is gay.
- Thirty Helens Agree #1: Pens.
- Manny Coon: A brief speech by Manny Coon.
- Thirty Helens Agree #2: Minds.
- Bass Player: A tribute to a bass player
- Compensation: Workmen explain how compensation works.
- Thirty Helens Agree #3: Disagree.
- Power Of My Cock: A man holds the house hostage from inside the bathroom.
7.8/10Where to watch
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#115
Episode 15 - 4-10-1990
25m
Death Row, White Guy, Crazy Love, Buddy's Island, Captain Alan, Mechanic, Baby
Sketches:
- Death Row: Girls discuss cutest boy on death row.
- Man Guy: The faux blues man from Vermont.
- Crazy Love: The men who love all women.
- Buddy's Island Buddy stranded on a desert Island.
- Captain Alan: Drunk guy pretends to be a cop.
- Mechanic: The mechanic with the beautiful blonde locks.
- Baby: A baby-less couple talks to a mother in the park.
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#114
Episode 14 - 4-03-1990
26m
Editors Intro, Editors (Film), Break Up, I Lied, Dull Death, I'm a Cat, My Routine, Schoolroom, Editors Finale
Sketches:
- Editors Intro: Editors discuss what to cut.
- Breakup: Song about Bobby's breakup.
- Editors #2: Editors discuss what to cut continued.
- I Lied: Story of a man and his father.
- Dull Death: The guy with the life-after death experience.
- I'm A Cat The life of a cat, with the cat jazz band.
- My Routine: The everyday routine of one man.
- Schoolroom: Boring teacher has affair during class.
- Editors Finale : Editors discuss what to cut continued.
7.9/10Where to watch
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#113
Episode 13 - 1-30-1990
25m
Sign of Loneliness, Networking, Lopez 1, Fat Hitch-Hiker, Lopez 2, No Regrets, The Lamp, Lopez 3, Indian Woman, Lopez 4
Sketches:
- Signs Of Loneliness: What's happening in the lonely city.
- Networking: Gerald and Gerald network at a business party.
- Lopez #1: Man calls out for Lopez outside of a house.
- Fat Hitch-hiker: Man gives a "fat" guy a lift.
- Lopez #2: Lopez continued.
- No Regrets: Man criticizes donut shop customers.
- The Lamp: Man who has to call the wife of a man who was killed by a lamp.
- Lopez #3: Lopez continued.
- Indian Woman: Boy who has decided to become an Indian woman.
- Lopez #4: Credits.
8.1/10Where to watch
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#112
Episode 12 - 1-23-1990
27m
Turning Over, Mood Swing, Billy Dreamer 1, Folk Music, Who's Gay in Hollywood?, Billy Dreamer 2, Skoora!
Sketches:
- Turning Over: Kathie turns over.
- Mood Swing: Several mood swings happen in this lovely home.
- Billy Dreamer #1 : Billy Dreamer talks to his boss.
- Folk Music: A discussion of folk music.
- Who's Gay In Hollywood?: Weston Esterhazy and Virgil discuss who's gay in Hollywood.
- Billy Dreamer #2: Billy Dreamer dreams while watching TV with friends.
- Skoora: The legend of Skoora, the gentle shark.
7.7/10Where to watch
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#111
Episode 11 - 1-16-1990
25m
Night of the Living Dead, Can Never Go Home, Thirty Helens Coleslaw, Under Control, Gunslinger 1, Star-Crossed Lovers, Thirty Helens Hawaii, Barbershop
Sketches:
- Night Of The Living Dead: Silly parody of the movie.
- Can Never Go Home: Attila and his lover have a spat.
- Thirty Helens Agree #1: Coleslaw
- Under Control: Fire at A.T. & Love.
- Gunslinger #1: Once shot a man just to watch him die.
- Star Crossed Lovers: The lovers that were like Romeo and Juliet were.
- Thirty Helens Agree #2: ""Hawaii was better before.""
- Barbershop: Clem tells stories in the barber shop.
7.6/10Where to watch
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#110
Episode 10 - 1-09-1990
23m
Hoopla McGuillicutty and Green, Wake Up!, MacIntyre Name, One Step at a Time, Nobody Likes Us, McGuillicutty and Kurosawa, Three for the Moon
Sketches:
- Hoopla: Security guard complains about hoopla.
- McGuillicutty & Green: Vaudeville act with bad straight man.
- Wake Up!: The drunk brothers come over at 3AM.
- MacIntyre's Name: The story of a farmer.
- One Step At A Time: Two guys discuss taking things one step at a time..
- Nobody Likes Us: ""Nobody Likes Us"" guys sing on a bus.
- McGuillicutty & Kurosawa: Yet another bad straight man.
- Three For The Moon Three guys sit on wall and discuss the moon.
7.7/10Where to watch
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#109
Episode 9 - 1-02-1990
25m
A Place to Die, Secretaries, A Place to Die 2, Preacher, Weston, A Place to Die 3, Teddy Bears' Picnic
Sketches:
- A Place To Die #1: Man explains how he's going to die in the house he was born.
- Secretaries: Cathy & Kathie gossip about Tanya
- A Place To Die#2 : Die in that house continued.
- Preacher: Mark's preacher character
- Weston: Weston discusses the stars.
- A Place To Die #3: Die in that house continued.
- Teddy Bear's Picnic: Father tries to put his kid to sleep with a story.
7.5/10Where to watch
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#108
Episode 8 - 12-19-1989
24m
Ping Pong, The Vacation, Ping Pong 2, Chain Gang, The Banker Doesn't Like Us, Dinosaurs, Ping Pong 3, Tony Comes to Dinner, The Banker Doesn't Like Us 2
Sketches:
- Ping Pong #1: The annoying ping pong watcher's commentary.
- The Vacation: The family blowout before the trip.
- Ping Pong #2: The annoying ping pong watcher.
- Chain Gang: Guy from the chain gang is recognized in a restaurant.
- Banker Doesn't Like Us #1: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys try to get a loan.
- Dinosaurs: Buddy talks about dinosaurs' bad manners
- Ping Pong #3: The annoying ping pong watcher.
- Tony Comes To Dinner: White girl brings home a black boyfriend to meet her parents.
- Banker Doesn't Like Us #2: The ""Nobody Likes Us"" Guys continued.
7.9/10Where to watch
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#107
Episode 7 - 12-12-1989
25m
Hotel La Rut, Plummet, Hotel La Rut 2, First Poem, Fletcher Christian, Hotel La Rut 3, Joymakers
Sketches:
- Hotel La Rut #1: They can't help thinking about Tony.
- Plummet: Parachuters wonder about the odds.
- Hotel La Rut #2: Hotel continued.
- First Poem: Angered by world, Bobby writes first poem.
- Fletcher Christian: Not the real Fletcher Christian.
- Hotel La Rut #3: Hotel continued.
- Joymakers: Nena from Joymakers makes a surprise party at A.T. & Love.
7.6/10Where to watch
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#106
Episode 6 - 12-05-1989
25m
Thirty Helens 1, Bored Robbers, Running Faggot, Thirty Helens 2, Flogging, The Trucker, Can I Keep Him?
Sketches:
- Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Tattoos aren't for everyone."
- Bored Robber: Apathetic burglar robs apathetic homeowner.
- Running Faggot: The song of the running faggot.
- Thirty Helens Agree #2: Twenty-Nine Helens Agree, "Promptness is important."
- Flogging: Tense businessmen go to the gym to relax.
- The Trucker: The story of a truck owner.
- Can I Keep Him?: Kid brings home a stray businessman.
7.8/10Where to watch
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#105
Episode 5 - 11-21-1989
28m
Indian Drum, Geralds, Crushing Disco 1, Good Grampa, Explore Scott, Are Extraterrestrials Dull?, Elvis, Crushing Disco 2
Sketches:
- Indian Drum: Man screams about his lost indian drum
- Geralds: Businessmen negotiate relationships.
- Crushing Disco #1: Head crusher crushes heads outside a club.
- Good Grandpa: Family at dinner talks about Grandpa's poo.
- Explore Scott: Take a vacation on Scott's body.
- Are Extraterrestrials Dull?: Exploration of the question ""Are Extraterrestrials Dull?""
- Elvis: Bruce wonders what it would be like if Elvis were his landlord.
- Crushing Disco #2: Head crusher continued.
7.5/10Where to watch
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#104
Episode 4 - 11-14-1989
25m
Deja Vu, Asshole, The Daves I Know, Menstruation, House Rules, The Dinner, Sick of the Swiss, Country Doctor
Sketches:
- Deja Vu: Guys fighting in alley, one gets deja vu
- Asshole: Rude guy ruins some friends' evening out.
- The Daves I Know: Bruce sings about the Daves he knows.
- Menstruation: Dave talks about menstruation.
- House Rules: Man fighting with wife demands to be let into the house.
- The Dinner: Timmy tries to console his mother & father.
- Sick Of The Swiss: The guy who is sick of the Swiss.
- Country Doctor: The leisurely country doctor comes to save the farmer.
7.8/10Where to watch
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#103
Episode 3 - 11-07-1989
25m
Gunslinger II, Gorilla, Hey Man, Citizen Kane, Contact Lenses, Hey Man 2, Salty Ham, Hey Man 3
Sketches:
- Gunslinger #2: Gunfighter that runs a concession stand.
- Gorilla: Slapstick sketch about guys attacked by gorilla.
- Hey Man #1: Man harassed by guys on the street
- Citizen Kane: Two friends have a dispute about the name of a movie.
- Contact Lenses: Story of a modern hero told by guy in an alley
- Hey Man #2: Family harassed by guys continued.
- Salty Ham: Gordon complains about Fran's salty ham.
- Hey Man #3: Funeral goers harassed by guys concluded.
7.6/10Where to watch
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#102
Episode 2 - 10-31-1989
25m
Thirty Helens 1, Sketch Comedy, Thirty Helens 2, Cabbage Head, Restaurant, Tractor, Sarcastic Guy, Buddy's Better, Thirty Helens 3, Womyn
Sketches:
- Thirty Helens Agree #1: "Love hurts." - Sketch Comedy: A comedy premise. - Thirty Helens Agree #2: "Honesty is the best policy." - Cabbage Head Restaurant: Cabbage Head goes on a date. - Tractor: Impromptu tractor formed with children. - Sarcastic Guy: The guy who can't help being sarcastic. - Buddy's Better: Buddy discusses the races. - Thirty Helens Agree #3: "You can't pay too much for a good pair of shoes." - Womyn: The guys discuss the ways they want to be like women.
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#101
Episode 1 - 10-24-1989
24m
Call Girls, The Eradicator, Ballet, Crushing Your Head Part 2, Cause of Cancer, Pear, Kathie and the Blues Guy, Crushing Your Head Part 3
Sketches: Call Girls: Two girls call each other simultaneously. The Eradicator: The masked squash player. Ballet: The cruel ballet school teacher. Head Crusher #2: The head crusher crushes businessmen's heads. Cause Of Cancer: The Kids discover the cause of cancer. Pear: Man wakes up from the pear dream. Kathie The Blues Guy: Kathie & Mississippi Gary talk about their relationship. Head Crusher #3: Head crusher continued.
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#209
Episode 9 - 12-04-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Cops - Dream: Bust the queen while drinking tea.
- Crushing Hospital: Mr. Tyzik is injured and must undergo physical therapy.
- Cops - Dad: Don't love my dad.
- Daddy Drank: The story of how daddy drank.
- The Leash #1: The slave and master on the street.
- Cops - Shelley Long: Enough said.
- Knocked Out: A guy knocks himself out.
- The Leash #2: Shelly Long.
- The Last Straw: Gavin pesters his mother while she's on the phone.
- Parenting: Disillusioned parents hold a press conference.
- Dead Dad: The Kids discuss beating up their fathers.
8.3/10Where to watch
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#202
Episode 2 - 10-02-1990
24m
Sketches:
- Cops - O Canada: Our home and native land.
- Trapper: The daily hunt begins.
- Cabbage Head - Old Friends: Cabbage Head at it again.
- It's Not Working Out #1: Chris is fired.
- The Loner: ...And his toe.
- It's Not Working Out #2: Chris is fired... again.
- Simon & Hecubus: In the Pit of Ultimate Darkness.
- It's Not Working Out #3: Chris is fired... one more time.
- Girls Of Summer: Coach Buddy does it again.
8.2/10Where to watch
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#215
Episode 15 - 3-26-1991
24m
Sketches:
- M. Piedlourde Donne Un Cuop De Pied An Ballon: Speaks for itself.
- Scott's Not Gay: Panic!
- First Time: Melanie has a date.
- Bad News: He's kinda evil.
- Poo Guy: Bruce is the Poo Guy
- M. Piedlourde A Une Rende-Vous: Speaks for itself.
- Victim: A guy who apparently wants to get beaten up.
- Night Of The Cow: The story of the Night of the Cow.
- M. Piedlourde Sur La Lune: Speaks for itself.
8.2/10Where to watch
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#221
Episode 21 - 5-07-1991
30m
Sketches:
Fact #1: Episode 213
- Stars- Bruce
- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl
- In short- Her uncle Tony can spit really far.
Headcrusher - Rival: Episode 217
- Stars- Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Mr. Tyzik aka "The Headcrusher"
- In short- There can be only one.
Off Swingin': Episode 201
- Stars- n/a
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In Short- The most handsome man in the world.
Daddy Drank: Episode 209
- Stars- Dave, Kevin
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In Short- A story about how Daddy drank.
The Affair: Episode 214
- Stars- Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Darrill
- In short- Story of the secret affair.
Fact #2 - Queen's ABC's: Episode 211
- Stars- Scott
- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl, Queen
- In short- The Queen sings her ABCs.
The Doctor: Episode 201
- Stars- Dave
- Recurring Characters- Bad Doctor
- In short- He's not boosting, he's just stating a fact.
A Little Something: Episode 203
- Stars- Bruce, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Don
- In short- Executive has cucumber salad on face.
Fact #4 - Neighbors: Episode 213
- Stars- n/a
- Recurring Characters- It's a Fact Girl
- In short- Her neighbors have been in love for forty-five years.
First Time: Episode 215
- Stars- Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Melanie
- In short- Melanie has her date over in her parent's bedroom.
Girls Of Summer: Episode 202
- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Buddy Cole, Shona, Patty
- In short- Buddy manages the Sappho Sluggers.
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#222
Episode 22 - 5-07-1991
29m
Sketches:
Cops - Prisoner: Episode 205
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Cops
- In short- Suspect is locked in car.
Comfortable: Episode 201
- Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Nina's husband
- In short- Nina's husband makes a "pass" at his old friend's wife.
Trapper: Episode 202
- Stars- Dave, Mark, Kevin, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Francois, Jacques
- In short- The French-Canadian trappers who trap businessmen for their suits.
Painting A Chair: Episode 207
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Gavin
- In Short- There's this guy and he's paintin' a chair.
Cops - Shootout: 205
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Cops
- In short- A standoff outside a house.
Chicken Lady: Episode 205
- Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Chicken Lady
- In short- Man answers her personal ad.
Simon & Hecubus: Episode 202
- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus, Satan
- In short- Hecubus proves he is impolite and evil; Satan likes the show.
Cops - Dad: Episode 209
- Stars- Bruce, Mark
- Recurring Characters- Cops
- In short- Never told his Dad he loved him.
Hazy Movie: Episode 220
- Stars- Dave, Scott
- Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore, Bruno Puntz Jones
- In Short- Man in a bar tries to explain a Francesca Fiore movie.
Eating In The Shower: Episode 210
- Stars- Kevin
- Recurring Characters- n/a
- In short- Over the credits, Kevin eats in the shower.
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