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Acoucalancha says...
one year ago
>*"And why is my name Frankie Mermaid?"
"Cause you're swimming in bitches."
"You're goddamn right!"*

A priest with velociraptor powers teams up with a hooker doctor lawyer to fight some ninjas doing coke contraband - If that's not the best script ever written in Hollywood, I don't know what is!

***The VelociPastor*** is pretty much done on a non-existant budget and it's 100% a so bad it's good parody movie, and a very good one at that. It's guaranteed fun and laughs. It surprised me a few times with how funny it got and the romance storyline is decent. My favorite parts were Father Stewart's flashback and the fight in the third act. The humor is very similar to *Kung Pow: Enter the Fist* and maybe *Austin Powers* so if that's your kind of comedy, I think this one's a safe bet. Can't wait for the sequel(s)!
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