Black Dynamite
(2011)Streaming Episode Guide
Season 2
'The Wizard of Watts' or 'Oz Ain't Got S&@# On The Wiz'
Episode 9 - 1-10-2015
45m
Black Dynamite, during a riot in the neighborhood, gets hit in the head with a brick and goes to the land of Oz-Watts, where everybody is needing his help. But between getting Scarecorn some game, Lionhorn a muzzle and Tin Bee a set of balls, he has to bring down the Pig Chief, The Wicked Bitch of the West Side and reach the Great and Powerful Motherf@$%er’s palace, or he’ll never get home.
8.5/10Where to watch
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'Diff'rent Folks, Same Strokes' or 'The Hunger Pang Games'
Episode 8 - 12-06-2014
23m
The Whorephanage is shut down, leaving the orphans to be adopted by a group of rich white friends.
7.8/10Where to watch
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'American Band Standoff' or 'The Godfather of Soooul Train' or 'Get On Your Goodfellas'
Episode 7 - 11-29-2014
22m
Cream Corn is excited for the chance to dance on "Soul Train," but BD knows the show is a battle between Don Cornelius and Dick Clark.
7.9/10Where to watch
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'Mister Rogers' Revenge' or 'Please Don't You Be His Neighbor'
Episode 6 - 11-22-2014
23m
Black Dynamite brings the orphans to a taping of "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" for their collective birthdays.
8.3/10Where to watch
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'Sweet Bill's Badass Singalong Song' or 'Bill Cosby Ain't Himself'
Episode 5 - 11-15-2014
23m
Thinking he was financing a film with positive images, Bill Cosby unwittingly helps Melvin Van Peebles make an x-rated "Blaxploitation" film.
8/10Where to watch
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'How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back' or 'Sexodus' or 'Night of the Living Dickheads'
Episode 4 - 11-08-2014
23m
Honey Bee meets Bob Marley and the hoes turn into zombies while vacationing in Jamaica.
8.3/10Where to watch
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Haven't Seen
'Warriors Come Out' or 'Mean Queens of Halloween'
Episode 3 - 11-01-2014
23m
It's Halloween in LA and Cream Corn convinces BD and the Crew to go to a street party where, let's just say, ain't nobody in the closet. Everything's gay (as in happy) and gay (as in gay) until the Emcee is assassinated in front of everyone! The unseen shooter frames BD and the Crew, and now they're on a run for their lives, trying to clear their name, pursued by every gay gang south of West Hollywood!
8/10Where to watch
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'Black Jaws!' or 'Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea'
Episode 2 - 10-25-2014
23m
A soul-food-eating contest is interrupted by a man-eating shark.
8.3/10Where to watch
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'Roots: The White Album' or 'The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!'
Episode 1 - 10-18-2014
22m
When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find! But BD sees that since you can't even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man's freedom?
8.3/10Where to watch
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Season 1
That Seed of Kurtis AKA Father is Just Another Word for Motherfucker!
Episode 10 - 9-23-2012
23m
Weeks after the events of "Trouble on Puppet Street", the son of That Frog Kurtis, That Bastard Kurtis, enacts his revenge plan on Black Dynamite for killing his daddy on national television. Meanwhile, Black Dynamite finally finds his long-lost father.
7.7/10Where to watch
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The Race War! or Big Black Cannon Balls Run!
Episode 9 - 9-16-2012
22m
Dynamite enters a car race but realizes he's being used to transport a mind-controlling substance to tobacco companies.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Honky Kong or White Apes Can't Hump
Episode 8 - 9-09-2012
22m
A circus ape falls for Honeybee and kidnaps her. Black Dynamite launches a rescue attempt but encounters his own problems during the mission.
7.5/10Where to watch
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Apocalypse, This! or For the Pity of Fools (AKA Flashbacks Are Forever)
Episode 7 - 8-26-2012
22m
Black Dynamite returns to Vietnam with his crew to find his friend Mr.T who was left for dead.
7.6/10Where to watch
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The Sh*t That Killed the King! or Weekend at Presley's
Episode 6 - 8-19-2012
23m
President Nixon plans to destroy Black Dynamite by flooding the black community with drugs. However the plan backfires when the blacks begin selling them to whites instead of using them, ridding the community of drugs and using the money to drastically improve things. His original plan a failure, Nixon devises an even more sinister plan, and sends Elvis Presley to stop the flow of drugs from the black community.
7.8/10Where to watch
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Haven't Seen
Panic on the Player's Ball Express or That's Influenza Sucka!
Episode 5 - 8-12-2012
23m
While Black Dynamite is down with the flu, the rest of the crew handles an investigation at the Players Ball, only to end up caught in a hijacking. It's up to Black Dynamite to handle his sinuses and the villains of the day.
7.7/10Where to watch
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Haven't Seen
A Crisis For Christmas or The Dark Side of The Dark Side of The Moon
Episode 4 - 8-05-2012
23m
In an effort to be more likeable to the orphans, Black Dynamite agrees to go with O.J. Simpson to the moon to get moon rocks on Christmas. However, O.J. bails and leaves Dynamite on a doomed space rocket, leaving everyone to believe that Black Dynamite is dead. O.J. takes over the whorephanage and now Black Dynamite must find a way to get the moon rocks and return to Earth to stop O.J. Simpson.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Taxes and Death or Get Him to The Sunset Strip
Episode 3 - 7-29-2012
22m
Black Dynamite and his crew face their most challenging mission to date as they try and raise $60K before tax day. This situation has forced them into escorting drug-addled comedy icon Richard Pryor to the most important performance of his career.
8.1/10Where to watch
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Haven't Seen
Bullhorn Nights or Murder She Throats
Episode 2 - 7-22-2012
22m
Bullhorn falls into the world of adult films while working on a case. Soon he adopts the stage name "Sweet Throat" and gives up crime fighting altogether. Now it's up to Black Dynamite to rescue his sidekick from the pleasures of the porn industry!
8.1/10Where to watch
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Haven't Seen
Just Beat It or Jackson Five Across Yo' Eyes
Episode 1 - 7-15-2012
23m
Pint-sized pop star Michael Jackson finds a best friend in Cream Corn after he is saved from an assassination attempt. But Black Dynamite is soon to discover that the teen idol is actually a vicious alien force who has been torturing his own family. Cream Corn and Dynamite team up to take down the evil star together!
8.2/10Where to watch
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Top 5 Highest Rated Episodes 8.5/10
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'The Wizard of Watts' or 'Oz Ain't Got S&@# On The Wiz'
Episode 9 - 1-10-2015
45m
Black Dynamite, during a riot in the neighborhood, gets hit in the head with a brick and goes to the land of Oz-Watts, where everybody is needing his help. But between getting Scarecorn some game, Lionhorn a muzzle and Tin Bee a set of balls, he has to bring down the Pig Chief, The Wicked Bitch of the West Side and reach the Great and Powerful Motherf@$%er’s palace, or he’ll never get home.
8.5/10Where to watch
Buy
Haven't Seen
'Roots: The White Album' or 'The Blacker the Community the Deeper the Roots!'
Episode 1 - 10-18-2014
22m
When ROOTS hits the air and the Community finally sees just how bad slavery was, Al Sharpton whips everyone into a reparation frenzy and they storm Beverly Hills, enslaving every white honky cracker they can find! But BD sees that since you can't even keep white slaves alive without caviar and arugula, being slave masters is actually bringing the Community down. Is Black Dynamite actually going to fight for the White Man's freedom?
8.3/10Where to watch
Buy
Haven't Seen
'Black Jaws!' or 'Finger Lickin' Chicken of the Sea'
Episode 2 - 10-25-2014
23m
A soul-food-eating contest is interrupted by a man-eating shark.
8.3/10Where to watch
Buy
Haven't Seen
'How Honeybee Got Her Groove Back' or 'Sexodus' or 'Night of the Living Dickheads'
Episode 4 - 11-08-2014
23m
Honey Bee meets Bob Marley and the hoes turn into zombies while vacationing in Jamaica.
8.3/10Where to watch
Buy
Haven't Seen
'Mister Rogers' Revenge' or 'Please Don't You Be His Neighbor'
Episode 6 - 11-22-2014
23m
Black Dynamite brings the orphans to a taping of "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood" for their collective birthdays.
8.3/10Where to watch
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