Jack Tractive

Well, with a movie called “Bikini Nuns” it is certainly hard to have any expectations. Without an affinity for trash you won’t even remotely consider watching something like that. I was in a trash-y mood. This must be some dumb sexy action like Bitch Slap, right? No, not at all. 2/3 of the movie are women getting dressed. The rest is filled with hilariously bad acting and a script that is so ridonculously bad, it elevates porn dialogue on a Citizen Kane level of grandeur. What threw me off the most is the shotcaller priest character who looks like Judith Butler. If you like to come together with ppl to watch the most stupid bs movies that you can find, that would probably be the scenario in which Bikini Nuns makes sense.