Fuck My Son! - User Reviews
Meh. The pitch is funny, could be some good kidnapping flick there, but as soon as you see the monstrous son, we'll, that's it, there is basically almost nothing after that. It's some disgusting stuff, but it's cheap, not really well done, not really gore, not really funny, nothing subtle or original or even a bit unexpected. The material is really spread too thin. It should have been a short. They knew it so much that there is a fake cinema rules intro in the beginning (funny enough), and two extra endings (not too bad for the first one, but not essential either, useless for the second one). And despite that, the main story part was too long. The different "fuck my son" song scenes were annoying. They really didn't bring anything and were just too long and boring. The meaty whatever imaginary friends were kinda OK. Let's say it brings a small interest in the daughter character, otherwise she is just useless, not seen, not heard. But it's just filler material too. There is actually just two good things. The mother explaining the step by step, though it worked better as the trailer. And when they get back to the house and the cop tell her she's gonna [spoiler]fuck her son[/spoiler]. The movie should have ended here, it was a great ending. It's all down hill and without interest after that, and the longer it kept going on, the more boring it was. It does not even have half the shock value it's going for.