Morbius

Are you feeling nostalgic for movies like _Fantastic Four, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Elektra, Ghost Rider_ and _The Punisher_? Well, you’re in luck. Easily the worst comicbook film since _Hellboy_ (2019), but I doubt that’s to many people’s surprise. It’s produced by Avi Arad and written by the guys who did _Power Rangers, Gods of Egypt_ and _The Last Witch Hunter_. Its director has never made anything noteworthy, and the lead is an overrated, pretentious hack whose performances have derailed many films over the past ten years. It’s exactly what you think it’s going to be: dated, nonsensical, overblown and dumb. It’s nothing more than a quick cash in by a studio who thinks they can sell anything for as long as you slap Marvel’s name in front of it. And they’re probably right, so who can blame them for making it? 2/10

I morbed so hard to this, cinema has peaked